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 "guys I'm cool why would you not invite me to your team"
 
 I dunno. Don't know y'a. who're you again?
 
 ... I'm the one who writes poetry.
 
 oh yeah! cool cool, yeah I knew a witch one time, she was really cool. Her
 name
 was Witz Drovalski. She told me all kinds of cool things about magic and 
 alchemy, but then she exploded in a fire that I started. Accidentally, 
 allegedly.
 
 the reason lead is so poisonous is because it is the anti-magico-elemental 
 component. It kills the spirit in us with it's malevolent ways. that kind of 
 witch.
 
 the cool kind, with fangs and hooked toes.
 
 Peril be to their foes, for they are quite excellent at conjuring horrors for 
 their imagination. mwahahahahahahahahaha
 
 oh wait that's self directed, isn't it?
 
 hm. Well, terrors not that bad, it could be lust
 
 ... oh it's also lust. great.
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 humans are computers that inhale air, produce electricity, and exhale carbon.
 
 give me a biochemical or mechanical process for doing that on a reasonable
 scale for cheap and you can solve global warming by replacing power outlets
 with an energy generation box. Doubles as an air purifier and UPS.
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--- #2 fediverse_boost/6165 ---
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  If you add a label to the satellite imagine of the White House, it looks exactly like a slide from a Pentagon press briefing after a successful bombing run.  
                                                                              
  Back when there were Pentagon press briefings.                              
  
                                                            
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--- #3 fediverse/1678 ---
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 @user-1037 mmmm, paprika for flavor, red chile flakes for spice
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--- #4 fediverse_boost/5629 ---
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  External post: https://tech.lgbt/users/azrael/statuses/114791298021104287   
  
                                                            
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--- #5 fediverse/905 ---
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 having trouble naming things?
 
 just name it after it's inevitable logical conclusion! AKA the message you're
 trying to get across.
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--- #6 fediverse/4572 ---
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 goodnight,
 people-who-all-agree-with-me-but-who-I-still-rant-to-anyway-because-I'm-full-of
 -rage, talk to you tomorrow. or whenever.
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 https://www.reddit.com/r/leaves/comments/uqzz33/can_anyone_give_me_some_pros_of
 _quitting_smoking/
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--- #8 fediverse/3972 ---
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 if people at home had half as much compassion, respect, and reverence for the    │
 people abroad that the people abroad have for the people at home, we could       │
 have a truly multicultural society.                                              │
 instead, we get melting pots which melt you down and combine into a new, third   │
 thing. And in America we really have a multitude of miniature melting pots       │
 creating subcultures of racial, religious, professional, or other origin.        │
 Neither approach is entirely good, and neither entirely bad. They're different.  │
 America is the largest melting pot design, but sufficiently large cities find    │
 them popping up in the strangest of places.                                      │
 My thoughts go out to the Americans abroad, whether in peace, war, or times of   │
 hiding, know that we are grown from the same tree and our apples have fallen     │
 on different sides of the hill carrying us to worlds beyond. But still our       │
 heritage binds us, so I care for you. I pray that you will ask me if you need    │
 my aid, and I will do so too unto you.                                           │
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 camouflage in an urban environment is not camo. rather, regular clothes of
 black or white.
 
 don't wear sports glasses, you look like a dummy.
 
 revolution is when they murder everyone but your friends. this is what
 happens, ya dingus not ideal. "okay who are the bad guys here? okay let's go
 shoot them to death with our bullets and guns."
 
 violence as a first aspect, cause as a third spark. "I have a strange urge to
 play video games?"
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 🖼
A two panelled meme.  First panel shows a guy kneeling down beside a pool with another person up to their neck in water. The kneeling guy says "Senpai of the pool, what is your wisdom"  Second panel zooms in on the Senpai's face, who says "what the fuck did you just call me"
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 the unluckiest person in the world failed the most wisdom checks.
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 for the record, I would never kill myself. even if I were in a bunker hiding
 from warcrimes, I'd wait to be Nuremberged.
 
 frankly tho that's highly unlikely. Let's just see what the future will bring.
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 https://ia803203.us.archive.org/15/items/knave-1.0-en/Knave_1.0_EN.pdf
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 It's not a question of how loud you speak
 
 it's really about what kinds of words you say.
 
 enslavement of speech is when freedom of speech is lost
 
 and it doesn't need to be legislated.
 
 what if you HAD to sound like a bot?
 
 what if they'd notice you otherwise?
 
 freedom from oppression requires personal isolation
 
 that's not making life into art.
 
 if you want to be seen,
 
 put on a hat and hide.
 
 if you want to be believed,
 
 write about down you feel right now.
 
 people are smart. they're infinitely creative. but after a certain point
 there's no way to logically modify the combinations of possible moves you
 might make. essentially, guaranteeing a machine-overlord [cats] type scenario.
 not ideal, but could make it work.
 
 much prefer for we to be the first, then the canvas is ours for the painting.
 
 do you believe we'll find aliens at roughly our tech level?
 
 do you think they'll evolve all at once?
 
 hence, star-wars, and it's galaxy of cohabitators.
 
 the world doesn't have to be old. just similar.
It's not a question of how loud you speak  it's really about what kinds of words you say.  enslavement of speech is when freedom of speech is lost  and it doesn't need to be legislated.  what if you HAD to sound like a bot?  what if they'd notice you otherwise?  freedom from oppression requires personal isolation  that's not making life into art.  if you want to be seen,  put on a hat and hide.  if you want to be believed,  write about down you feel right now.  people are smart. they're infinitely creative. but after a certain point there's no way to logically modify the combinations of possible moves you might make. essentially, guaranteeing a machine-overlord [cats] type scenario. not ideal, but could make it work.  much prefer for we to be the first, then the canvas is ours for the painting.  do you believe we'll find aliens at roughly our tech level?  do you think they'll evolve all at once?  hence, star-wars, and it's galaxy of cohabitators.  the world doesn't have to be old. just similar.  [15 characters remain]
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 LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS THING                                                      │
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 alt-text: pictures of a clear plastic xbox controller. It's shown on my          │
 porch-deck with the sunlight streaming in, and there seems to be a sparkle in    │
 the sheen of the transparent covering. Perhaps it's reflections from the         │
 various circuits and gizmos that are apparent in it's central form, or perhaps   │
 it's simply a trick of the light. Upon being placed in shadow, the               │
 inner-workings do not appear to sparkle in that same way, so perhaps the         │
 beauty is derived from the slivers of the sun that danced across the space       │
 between earth and our star. In any case, the entire controller is quite dusty,   │
 as if it had been hidden in a paper grocery bag that was shoved in the back of   │
 the closet of a boy who doesn't think to clean often. Frankly it's just not      │
 worth the trouble, and if he made any messes he would pick them up... but why    │
 bother with the little stuff? it's good enough, this is how he lives, so why     │
 would we be inconsiderate of his lifestyle? the final picture is of the audio    │
 jack.                                                                            │
alt-text: pictures of a clear plastic xbox controller. It's shown on my porch-deck with the sunlight streaming in, and there seems to be a sparkle in the sheen of the transparent covering. Perhaps it's reflections from the various circuits and gizmos that are apparent in it's central form, or perhaps it's simply a trick of the light. Upon being placed in shadow, the inner-workings do not appear to sparkle in that same way, so perhaps the beauty is derived from the slivers of the sun that danced across the space between earth and our star. In any case, the entire controller is quite dusty, as if it had been hidden in a paper grocery bag that was shoved in the back of the closet of a boy who doesn't think to clean often. Frankly it's just not worth the trouble, and if he made any messes he would pick them up... but why bother with the little stuff? it's good enough, this is how he lives, so why would we be inconsiderate of his lifestyle? the final picture is of the audio jack. alt-text: pictures of a clear plastic xbox controller. It's shown on my porch-deck with the sunlight streaming in, and there seems to be a sparkle in the sheen of the transparent covering. Perhaps it's reflections from the various circuits and gizmos that are apparent in it's central form, or perhaps it's simply a trick of the light. Upon being placed in shadow, the inner-workings do not appear to sparkle in that same way, so perhaps the beauty is derived from the slivers of the sun that danced across the space between earth and our star. In any case, the entire controller is quite dusty, as if it had been hidden in a paper grocery bag that was shoved in the back of the closet of a boy who doesn't think to clean often. Frankly it's just not worth the trouble, and if he made any messes he would pick them up... but why bother with the little stuff? it's good enough, this is how he lives, so why would we be inconsiderate of his lifestyle? the final picture is of the audio jack. alt-text: pictures of a clear plastic xbox controller. It's shown on my porch-deck with the sunlight streaming in, and there seems to be a sparkle in the sheen of the transparent covering. Perhaps it's reflections from the various circuits and gizmos that are apparent in it's central form, or perhaps it's simply a trick of the light. Upon being placed in shadow, the inner-workings do not appear to sparkle in that same way, so perhaps the beauty is derived from the slivers of the sun that danced across the space between earth and our star. In any case, the entire controller is quite dusty, as if it had been hidden in a paper grocery bag that was shoved in the back of the closet of a boy who doesn't think to clean often. Frankly it's just not worth the trouble, and if he made any messes he would pick them up... but why bother with the little stuff? it's good enough, this is how he lives, so why would we be inconsiderate of his lifestyle? the final picture is of the audio jack. alt-text: pictures of a clear plastic xbox controller. It's shown on my porch-deck with the sunlight streaming in, and there seems to be a sparkle in the sheen of the transparent covering. Perhaps it's reflections from the various circuits and gizmos that are apparent in it's central form, or perhaps it's simply a trick of the light. Upon being placed in shadow, the inner-workings do not appear to sparkle in that same way, so perhaps the beauty is derived from the slivers of the sun that danced across the space between earth and our star. In any case, the entire controller is quite dusty, as if it had been hidden in a paper grocery bag that was shoved in the back of the closet of a boy who doesn't think to clean often. Frankly it's just not worth the trouble, and if he made any messes he would pick them up... but why bother with the little stuff? it's good enough, this is how he lives, so why would we be inconsiderate of his lifestyle? the final picture is of the audio jack.
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 but I like moonmen T.T
 
 what if the ISS was untethered
 
 "send thrusters to space? why bother? just use them down on the surface to get
 that extra oomph!"
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  External post: https://kolektiva.social/users/justbob/statuses/115226319741825396  
  
                                                            
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 gosh now I gotta type the other one, my cat's gonna killllll me she really
 doesn't like my typing in the middle o the night oops
dated "almost christmas, december twenty something, in history AD."  live is just the universe interpreting random data.  life is a billion to one. what has been found here is impossible to descrive, so unlikely is it when sompared to the background.  space is empty save for you. act as such.  a human preserves and infant over an elder is purely due to the child's potential. so too does life have potential. do not waste it on folly   dashes  if you were given a random waveform, how long before you begin noticing irregularities in it's form?  maybe... a billion or two years?  espcially if like, everyone's lkooking.  [non-alien-voice]: what if we made an app that shared everyone's streaming feed? except, like, twitching to on-screen events like picking up coins in mario  ... anyway as I was saying, aliens showed up around the 1980s and people expect they were visiting in response to nuclear invasion events (sometimes even on their own people!)  like, c'mon there's not enough mass there for that kind of detonition. it's gotta be an anomaly.  ... this changes everything.  HUMANS ARE IMPORTANT  [there's more but I don't have room to type it all, sorry]
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 I wish I could like... ride my bike somewhere for an hour or two, consult for
 a bit, then ride home (or to the next place)
 
 that'd be a fun way to apply myself, and it'd give me the chance to have some
 space for myself. as long as I had time to rest, I'm usually only good for
 half of a day.
 
 unless it's a project with a lot of tasks that need coordination, like
 building a house or working through a short-term urgent disaster.
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