Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/3788 ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── "Zoontalu, I have MEESed one" will forever live rent free in my head ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3791 ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── Go download your fedi archive! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3792 ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── If you have a thousand options in your case / switch statement, you should probably refactor. consider putting function pointers (to the things you would have switched to) in an array and instead of checking "if this enum, then this, if that enum, then that" etc send an index into the function pointer array. That way there's no branching at all. The best way to generate performant code is to reduce or eliminate branches. If you're working on a video game or networked program, this can be incredibly important. The second best way is probably reducing cache misses and increasing parallelism, but those are different problems. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3793 ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────┐ │ CW: capitalism-mentioned │ └──────────────────────────┘ oh huh I really don't want to work anymore. I used to, but they wouldn't let me. Then they did let me, but I worked too hard and burnt out. Then I recovered for a while, and asked to work again, and they said no. Repeatedly. I don't think I want to work anymore. It's an abusive relationship. It feels demeaning. I'm better than employment. [rent comes due] oh no ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3794 ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── dear everyone in every friends list I've ever made, on social media, in video games, and in the contacts on my phone: I miss you. I hope you're doing well. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3795 ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── this world was made for you and me but I just keep whining and crying about it ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3796 ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── @user-570 it's a nice place to be. Rent's cheaper than portland, so I hear, because of the taxes or whatever. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┘ |