Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/1162 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── There are some games that I play where I am struck by the thought that "wow, this game was made by programmers" and often, they are among my favorite games to play. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1163 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── transparent wood: https://phys.org/news/2021-02-wood-transparent-stronger-lighter-glass.html ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1164 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-874 @user-875 I wear mine every time I go outside what kind of issues do you encounter? If you tilt the brim you can hide your eyes from people who are looking at you funny. Or are you in one of those scary places that doesn't allow for freedom of expression? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1165 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-246 you mean putting stones in soup for flavor? They're re-usable! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1166 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── something something "reticulating symphonies of harmonic circularity, charting and assessing our woes - learned authenticity derived from marked elementocracy, contriv-ed and measured through flow." or something along those lines, gimme a break I'm neurodivergent ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1167 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-203 yes but all it took was hydrogen peroxide, ethanol, and sunlight. Imagine living in a house made of this stuff ^_^ ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1168 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── shitty AI products are a classic case of the engineers designing something really cool with specific use-cases and then the "higher ups" getting dollar signs for their eyes and deciding that every hammer is suddenly a nail and that we should pull out all the screws that held the building together and replace them with hammer shaped nails no I will not elaborate I think I made myself clear : ) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1169 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-192 I have one foot on each side of that portal ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1170 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── I wish they would design [products] in such a way that [their features] would align to the needs of [their customers] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1171 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: silly-lobster-leviathang-gods │ └───────────────────────────────────┘ @user-878 if their internal structure does not become more complex, it will be increasingly difficult to transport vital nutrients from one part of the body to another. therefore, to create the perfect leviathan lobster god you'll need to find a way to manually deliver said nutrients. Possibly by a semi-permanent injection system, though that may harm functioning in other ways. I'm sure their top minds are working on this as we speak. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1172 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-880
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1173 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── hey does anyone want to hire me to do literally anything? I'll work for peanuts, and I'm pretty good at programming in C. I write pretty well, and I'm excellent at customer service (though my profile would beg to differ.) I have experience at large corporations and small ones, and I live in Portland OR I do game design, and many other things besides, and I'm friendly and kind. I promise I won't wear my witch hat to the meeting with investors, unless you think they'd be into that? I'm great with animals, better than people in fact, and I'm quite good with people, as they're just animals at best. I'm not as strange as I seem to be, at least not when you're dancing with my mask. I've grown quite bored, you see, and what better thing is there to be? than a working professional who knows what's best. I believe in our shared future, so if you'd like to work on a project just let me know - I work hard. A little too hard, because odds are I'll burn out after a year or so. I'm quite sharp, and I learn quickly. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1174 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ^^^^ this is why nobody will hire me T.T ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1175 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one pickle. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1176 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-883 we should build a stockpile of things like this, and if the supply ever dips below a certain threshold (20% maybe?) we should spin up a new factory that produces them until we're back at a healthy margin, based on present (and projected future) demand. It seems like just a video game console, but these are our heritage. They define our culture in a way that is incalculable in value. WHY would we ever run out? It's inconceivable, it's not like they go bad! Okay maybe the batteries corrode or something, but that's a solvable problem. Maybe even on the second production run we could improve them somehow, I dunno. Give them a better processor that's fully backwards compatible, so we can make *new and better* games for them. Or just leave them as they are, I dunno I'm not a market analyst. But the point is that we, in this technologically advanced future society, should not run out of gameboys. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1177 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-883 Those are things we should account for! As long as *someone* wants them, they can just sit in a warehouse
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1183 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── gotta agree, random reddit commenter I found in the messages I sent to my boyfriend when we first started dating which I came upon because I'm doomscrolling through our early love during a sorta fight that we might be having but I'm not sure because he's too burnt out to talk to me and it's tearing me up inside but I don't know what to do about it because if I message him he'll ignore me which probably means it hurts him to think about me which honestly is not a good feeling but frankly I don't know what else to do because I love and cherish him and the thought that he might hate me fills me with despair I also love Supreme Commander and think that there has never been a better Real Time Strategy game, at least not yet, in the year 2024
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1184 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-883 whoa, cool! So with one of these you can flash any ROM you want onto the cartridge and it should play any GBA/GBC game you uhhh legally own and have pulled the ROM from? If so that's pretty neat ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1185 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-883 Hell yeah. I can't help but wonder if there's a more universal solution on the horizon that will work for *every* game, using idk a raspberry pi zero or something? I'm into hardware but not that much so forgive my insolence. Seeing these purpose-built PCBs applied toward historical preservation and utilization of forward thinking retro gaming technology fills my heart with joy. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1186 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-883 I'm 99% sure the posts were just edited for some reason. I'm on the Mastodon web client and you can click a little button and it shows the edit history and you can see what you said before it was changed. Idk why that happened /shrug anyway, we can do remarkable things with computers. I'm amazed at their capabilities and the increasing utility they bring year after year. It warms my heart. ^_^ ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1187 ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ @user-883 │ ║ │ ║ I'm 29, and I had Pokemon Silver growing up. However I bought it used, and the │ ║ battery was worn out or something because it wouldn't save! But still I played │ ║ that single game for months on my gameboy color, trying to see how far I could │ ║ get. I had a level 40+ Totodile (or was it Crocanaw? I forget) and │ ║ unfortunately one day I took it on a 30 minute car ride, expecting the battery │ ║ to last at least 30 minutes, but unbeknownst to my child self there was │ ║ construction on the way, which turned it into a 4+ hour drive. I couldn't │ ║ believe it! The battery died, and I lost my save file... I was heartbroken. T.T │ ║ │ ║ Next time I played, I learned a lot. I actually read some of the dialogue text, │ ║ and learned you could *use pokeballs to capture pokemon* │ ║ │ ║ I was so dumb I was using a single character to get through the game. What a │ ║ n00b. │ ║ │ ║ Anyway when my mom heard about my tribulations she bought me Pokemon Gold, │ ║ which I played quite a bit less. I was focused on other things you see, like │ ║ Dragon Warrior Three. Alas. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1188 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── boys 😍
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1189 ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┐ ║ @user-883 │ ║ │ ║ whoa cool 🤩 │ ║ │ ║ Dragon Warrior was the first game I ever played. When I was ~5 years old or so, │ ║ my mother bought a gameboy color for me with two games before we went on a │ ║ plane ride. I don't even remember where we were going, but the fact that she │ ║ knew that a portable video game console with two games (Dragon Warrior 1&2, │ ║ and Super Mario Bros Deluxe) would shut my autistic ADHD ass up enough to be │ ║ respectable on an airplane makes me realize how much she saw me. Thank you, │ ║ mom, I love you │ ║ │ ║ Anyway I was the eldest "brother" (I'm trans lmao jokes on you, family in the │ ║ past) so if anyone deleted my save I would kick their ass :D │ ║ │ ║ It still happened once or twice and I did not, in fact, kick their asses, │ ║ though I wanted to. Shame. Missed opportunities I guess │ ║ │ ║ Though to be fair it's not like anyone in my family ever expressed the │ ║ slightest interest in anything I was into. Not like they'd want to play games │ ║ because it was something they wanted, oh no - they would only do it to be close │ ║ to me. Whatever >.> │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1190 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-886 boys 😍 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1191 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-431 the rookie mistake was bringing your phone to the protest... you can pee anywhere, but your phone can only ever be on your person. According to the feds, at least. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1192 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1193 ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-883 There are a lot of things in that picture and I like every single one of them :O :O I'd love to be a houseplant in the corner as you work on your mad scientist business
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