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 There are some games that I play where I am struck by the thought that "wow,
 this game was made by programmers" and often, they are among my favorite games
 to play.
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 transparent wood:
 
 https://phys.org/news/2021-02-wood-transparent-stronger-lighter-glass.html
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 @user-874 @user-875 
 
 I wear mine every time I go outside
 
 what kind of issues do you encounter? If you tilt the brim you can hide your
 eyes from people who are looking at you funny. Or are you in one of those scary
 places that doesn't allow for freedom of expression?
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 @user-246 
 
 you mean putting stones in soup for flavor? They're re-usable!
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 something something "reticulating symphonies of harmonic circularity, charting
 and assessing our woes - learned authenticity derived from marked
 elementocracy, contriv-ed and measured through flow."
 
 or something along those lines, gimme a break I'm neurodivergent
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 @user-203 
 
 yes but all it took was hydrogen peroxide, ethanol, and sunlight. Imagine
 living in a house made of this stuff ^_^
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 shitty AI products are a classic case of the engineers designing something
 really cool with specific use-cases and then the "higher ups" getting dollar
 signs for their eyes and deciding that every hammer is suddenly a nail and that
 we should pull out all the screws that held the building together and replace
 them with hammer shaped nails
 
 no I will not elaborate I think I made myself clear : )
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 @user-192 
 
 I have one foot on each side of that portal
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 I wish they would design [products] in such a way that [their features] would
 align to the needs of [their customers]
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 @user-878 
 
 if their internal structure does not become more complex, it will be
 increasingly difficult to transport vital nutrients from one part of the body
 to another.
 
 therefore, to create the perfect leviathan lobster god you'll need to find a
 way to manually deliver said nutrients. Possibly by a semi-permanent injection
 system, though that may harm functioning in other ways.
 
 I'm sure their top minds are working on this as we speak.
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 @user-880
[picture of a mastodon post that's 15 characters over the limit. So I decided to just put the contents of the post here instead, where there's an extra five hundred ish characters to work with.]  men are my favorite part of humanity. Well, aside from women. It's pretty much tied in my mind, they're both pretty great.  what's that? you don't know why? oh well let me tell you...!  there once was a man who lived somewhere that gave him a pretty good tan. he was strong because he liked using his body, and he was friendly because he liked how it felt to be adored. he helped those weaker than him, because he knew they would help him when he was weakened, whether by age, sickness, or injury.  then, came the witch. she told him that there was a promised land, and that all he had to do to reach it was to take unto his hand this sword that she handed to the man, and slay his greatest of rivals.  but the man turned down her plan, and he embraced his rival as a friend. for they were together, in the end, and it turns out they were super duper gay and really reallllllly into each other. and the witch was like "damn I was trying to teach morality or something" and she went off to pout in the shade of a willow tree.  [end text]

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 hey does anyone want to hire me to do literally anything?
 
 I'll work for peanuts, and I'm pretty good at programming in C. I write pretty
 well, and I'm excellent at customer service (though my profile would beg to
 differ.)
 
 I have experience at large corporations and small ones, and I live in Portland
 OR
 
 I do game design, and many other things besides, and I'm friendly and kind. I
 promise I won't wear my witch hat to the meeting with investors, unless you
 think they'd be into that?
 
 I'm great with animals, better than people in fact, and I'm quite good with
 people, as they're just animals at best. I'm not as strange as I seem to be, at
 least not when you're dancing with my mask.
 
 I've grown quite bored, you see, and what better thing is there to be? than a
 working professional who knows what's best.
 
 I believe in our shared future, so if you'd like to work on a project just let
 me know - I work hard. A little too hard, because odds are I'll burn out after
 a year or so.
 
 I'm quite sharp, and I learn quickly.
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 ^^^^ this is why nobody will hire me T.T
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 I count 8 pickle jars in my fridge, of which about half have at least one
 pickle.
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 @user-883 
 
 we should build a stockpile of things like this, and if the supply ever dips
 below a certain threshold (20% maybe?) we should spin up a new factory that
 produces them until we're back at a healthy margin, based on present (and
 projected future) demand.
 
 It seems like just a video game console, but these are our heritage. They
 define our culture in a way that is incalculable in value. WHY would we ever
 run out? It's inconceivable, it's not like they go bad! Okay maybe the
 batteries corrode or something, but that's a solvable problem.
 
 Maybe even on the second production run we could improve them somehow, I dunno.
 Give them a better processor that's fully backwards compatible, so we can make
 *new and better* games for them.
 
 Or just leave them as they are, I dunno I'm not a market analyst. But the point
 is that we, in this technologically advanced future society, should not run out
 of gameboys.
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 @user-883 
 
 Those are things we should account for! As long as *someone* wants
 them, they can just sit in a warehouse ~~forever.~~ And frankly even
 historians will want at least a few, even in a thousand years.
 
 EDIT: until needed
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 @user-883 
 
 copyright is a flawed system, I'm not surprised it would keep us from the best
 path forward. >: (
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 @user-883                                                                        │
 forgive my fiery language, but we've enslaved the products of our labor to       │
 serve only the interests of those who covet them. Like dragons mounting a pile   │
 of gold and proclaiming it their own, even though the dwarves mined it, they     │
 smelted it from ore, they minted it, and they traded it afar... And the dragon   │
 covets, because it's much easier to steal a pile of gold and hoard it than to    │
 build beautiful halls of mountain kings in the depths below the earth.           │
 ... sorry, anyway you're totally right, it's abhorrent that we'd be forced to    │
 hide the bounty of human technological progress because *someone*,               │
 *somewhere* wanted to make profit off of a 20 year old handheld.                 │
 Somehow.                                                                         │
 Or perhaps they're interested in the principle of the thing, that we should      │
 respect their sovereignty over the intellectual marvels they claim to have       │
 created. When really the engineers are given nothing but wages......             │
 And to that I say, I rebel against you.                                          │
 (I don't know anything about GBA SP retro-modding, I'm just rhetoric)            │
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 @user-883 
 
 hell yeah, I'll read it :D
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 @user-171 
 
 Hi, I wanted to say that all the posts you boost significantly improve my time
 on the fediverse. I appreciate you and value you, and my feed is made more
 engaging due to  the things you find interesting enough to share. Thank you.
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 mitski
A picture of the comparison between two songs by the artist Mitski.  On the left, there is these lyrics:  Nobody, nobody, nobody Nobody, nobody ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody  and it's marked as (amazing)  on the right there is these lyrics:  I bet on losing dogs I know they're losing and I'll pay for my place by the ring, so I can look in their eyes as they're down... I wanna feel it, I wanna feel them drown...  and it's marked as (stupid, emo, gay)  the picture concludes with the question: wtf has this world come to?

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 gotta agree, random reddit commenter I found in the messages I sent to my
 boyfriend when we first started dating which I came upon because I'm
 doomscrolling through our early love during a sorta fight that we might be
 having but I'm not sure because he's too burnt out to talk to me and it's
 tearing me up inside but I don't know what to do about it because if I message
 him he'll ignore me which probably means it hurts him to think about me which
 honestly is not a good feeling but frankly I don't know what else to do because
 I love and cherish him and the thought that he might hate me fills me with
 despair
 
 I also love Supreme Commander and think that there has never been a better Real
 Time Strategy game, at least not yet, in the year 2024
Screenshot of a reddit comment from 3 years ago. It reads:  After Supreme Commander, all rts games seem simple to me. Like playing chess is supcom, and any other rts is candyland.

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 @user-883 
 
 whoa, cool! So with one of these you can flash any ROM you want onto the
 cartridge and it should play any GBA/GBC game you uhhh legally own and have
 pulled the ROM from? If so that's pretty neat
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 @user-883 
 
 Hell yeah. I can't help but wonder if there's a more universal solution on the
 horizon that will work for *every* game, using idk a raspberry pi zero
 or something? I'm into hardware but not that much so forgive my insolence.
 Seeing these purpose-built PCBs applied toward historical preservation and
 utilization of forward thinking retro gaming technology fills my heart with joy.
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 @user-883 
 
 I'm 99% sure the posts were just edited for some reason. I'm on the Mastodon
 web client and you can click a little button and it shows the edit history and
 you can see what you said before it was changed. Idk why that happened /shrug
 
 anyway, we can do remarkable things with computers. I'm amazed at their
 capabilities and the increasing utility they bring year after year. It warms my
 heart. ^_^
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 @user-883                                                                        │
 I'm 29, and I had Pokemon Silver growing up. However I bought it used, and the   │
 battery was worn out or something because it wouldn't save! But still I played   │
 that single game for months on my gameboy color, trying to see how far I could   │
 get. I had a level 40+ Totodile (or was it Crocanaw? I forget) and               │
 unfortunately one day I took it on a 30 minute car ride, expecting the battery   │
 to last at least 30 minutes, but unbeknownst to my child self there was          │
 construction on the way, which turned it into a 4+ hour drive. I couldn't        │
 believe it! The battery died, and I lost my save file... I was heartbroken. T.T  │
 Next time I played, I learned a lot. I actually read some of the dialogue text,  │
 and learned you could *use pokeballs to capture pokemon* I was so dumb I was using a single character to get through the game. What a     │
 n00b.                                                                            │
 Anyway when my mom heard about my tribulations she bought me Pokemon Gold,       │
 which I played quite a bit less. I was focused on other things you see, like     │
 Dragon Warrior Three. Alas.                                                      │
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 boys 😍​
picture of a meme with a sexy doctor looking at you sexily  Doctor: take two of these and call me in the morning  me: these look like viagra  doctor: right  me: dot dot dot  doctor: call me

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 @user-883                                                                        │
 whoa cool 🤩​                                                                     │
 Dragon Warrior was the first game I ever played. When I was ~5 years old or so,  │
 my mother bought a gameboy color for me with two games before we went on a       │
 plane ride. I don't even remember where we were going, but the fact that she     │
 knew that a portable video game console with two games (Dragon Warrior 1&2,      │
 and Super Mario Bros Deluxe) would shut my autistic ADHD ass up enough to be     │
 respectable on an airplane makes me realize how much she saw me. Thank you,      │
 mom, I love you                                                                  │
 Anyway I was the eldest "brother" (I'm trans lmao jokes on you, family in the    │
 past) so if anyone deleted my save I would kick their ass :D                     │
 It still happened once or twice and I did not, in fact, kick their asses,        │
 though I wanted to. Shame. Missed opportunities I guess                          │
 Though to be fair it's not like anyone in my family ever expressed the           │
 slightest interest in anything I was into. Not like they'd want to play games    │
 because it was something they wanted, oh no - they would only do it to be close  │
 to me. Whatever >.>                                                              │
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 @user-886 
 
 boys 😍​
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 @user-431 
 
 the rookie mistake was bringing your phone to the protest... you can pee
 anywhere, but your phone can only ever be on your person. According to the
 feds, at least.
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 @user-883 
 
 There are a lot of things in that picture and I like every single one of them
 :O :O
 
 I'd love to be a houseplant in the corner as you work on your mad scientist
 business
picture of my desk. It's rather unremarkable. I see it every day so it's difficult for me to understand what other people would find interesting about it.

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picture of a twitter post.  hot goth in the woods that keeps answering the door and sighing and going "no, I'm not the witch, he lives over there" and points across the street to a dazzling pretty boy wearing a gold waistcoat who's waving excitedly at them this happens 268 times a month

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