=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 I can't imagine having a fediverse feed comprised of more than 70 people. I
 fear I'd forget them, or forget what they stand for.
 
 I guess that's why ya'll put so much information in your bios. Information
 they can use to simulate you, alongside all of your posts.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/5314 ---
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 people are so afraid of defamation lawsuits that they'll refrain from posting
 things like "steam could technically see everything going on on your screen"
 
 what will you say in front of a phone?
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--- #2 fediverse/3059 ---
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 I only sorta know what a "reply guy" is and at this point I'm scared to ask
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--- #3 fediverse/1369 ---
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 I just unfollowed a bunch of really cool people because otherwise I'd comment
 on their posts without realizing they didn't want to hear from me and anyway
 tbh I'm more of an "opt-in" vibe I'd say
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--- #4 fediverse/60 ---
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 Can someone explain to me why we need instances on the fediverse? Why don't we
 just keep all our personal files local on our computer and communicate over
 the federated protocol? What's the point of having all these mini-servers that
 are controlled by the community? I mean, torrenting has been around forever,
 why don't we just use that to communicate?
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--- #5 fediverse/1361 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 I'd say "content warning: fear-cursed-if-true-not-politics" that way people
 who had "Fear" or "cursed" on their filter list wouldn't see it. Things that
 are commonly content-warning'd are also commonly content-filtered by people
 who tend to be the biggest beneficiaries of healthily designed
 content-warnings. so putting keywords in there that filter out people who
 don't want to see intense or damaging things to their psyche can avoid it more
 easily.
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--- #6 fediverse/676 ---
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 would be nice if the Fediverse wouldn't let you post something on Mastodon
 unless you filled out a content warning for it.
 
 sorta like a post title on Reddit, allowing people to say "nah I don't feel
 like reading something from X perspective right now"
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--- #7 fediverse/618 ---
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 Can't stop thinking 
 
 [the rest is left blank, as a testament to the inability of the author to
 express their thoughts in a temporally contextual way. Presumably the previous
 text would be followed by an "about..." with the rest dedicated to a
 particular thought that felt important enough to share with the internet.]
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--- #8 fediverse/3395 ---
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 they don't want artificial intelligence to augment human intelligence, they
 want it to replace it.
 
 like... imagine an office worker randomly copy-pasting whatever pops up and
 the computer saying "okay then what happens... uh-huh... okay and what if you
 click the green button? ... right... okay, and now try typing this" etc
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--- #9 fediverse/1365 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 but also it's the fediverse, it's the wild west, it's free to do however you
 decide to be. so don't worry too much about fitting in to anything, just be
 yourself ^_^
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--- #10 messages/679 ---
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 What if we paid people to administer a database of people who needed mutual
 aid so we could keep track of them, organize them, and care for them?
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--- #11 fediverse/6458 ---
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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--- #12 fediverse/3014 ---
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 the part of me that thinks "woof I gotta stop posting on the fediverse" is not
 the part of me that posts on the fediverse.
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--- #13 fediverse/4886 ---
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 about to do something scary! wish me luck! nothing that could harm me
 (probably) but still scary!!
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--- #14 bluesky#20 ---
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 ahhhhh I'm scared to play old games on my steam library, I don't want to lose
 the record of when I most played them
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--- #15 fediverse/4757 ---
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 @user-882 
 
 I kinda figure that people follow me for the alarms and the curses and the
 manic political dysphoria. I do try and CW when I can but sometimes I get to
 the end and it's like... okay I got 4 characters remaining, pol~ maybe?
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--- #16 messages/1081 ---
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 just deleted my fediverse account. I have the archive, but fundamentally some
 data was lost, as my boosted posts and liked posts are gone forever. I also
 have no way to contact any of the people I was in contact with, except for
 like, two, who reached out prior.
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 @user-883 
 
 every time I've tried to get a job for someone in the tech industry they
 turned out to be a fed, so...
 
 I do know people that you'd like to talk to, though. Just a few. That's all I
 personally can do.
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--- #18 messages/91 ---
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 Zoomers will never know what it's like to have access to a handful of cultures
 (total) over the course of your life
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--- #19 fediverse/1718 ---
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 dear old people - did you know computers don't need to have buttons? You can
 literally just type what you want to make happen (if you know the magic spell)
 and it'll just, do that thing
 
 how cool is that
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 I'm too empathetic to watch them lose this badly. when I watch movies with
 cringe humor I have to leave the room whenever something bad happens to the
 characters. I get the same feeling when I read about politics these days.
 
 side note, but has anyone else gotten emails about "hiring plain-clothes
 police officers in Washington D.C, will offer relocation assistance and pay
 minimum 72k per year"? can't help but wonder if they're afraid of a bunch of
 sore losers storming the capital with guns.
 
 it's not like there's a precedent for that or anything.
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