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 @user-627 @user-628 
 
 the image they posted is alarming. in reality there is much more space between
 each satellite, enough to have such a minor impact on magnetic fields. If
 anything It'd push CMEs and other electro-magnetic phenomenon away from earth,
 as our gravitational surface is now wider.
 
 [is not a physicist, nor an expert of any kind]
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 you should not be afraid of satellites.
 
 be afraid of drones, so far off in the distance that any visible section of
 sky is potentially suspect.
 
 though, the farther away it is, the more difficult it is to develop sensors
 and cameras that can detect that far.
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 but I like moonmen T.T
 
 what if the ISS was untethered
 
 "send thrusters to space? why bother? just use them down on the surface to get
 that extra oomph!"
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 we should put a big ass-mirror in space so nerds with telescopes can take
 earth-selfies
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 if you live far enough away, they can build a telescope of arbitrary
 magnification. the sky is vast, there's birds and bugs about. huh what's that
 over there, a thing that was placed there just for me
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--- #5 fediverse/3215 ---
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 tell me this: why do Starlink satellites need lights on them at all?
 
 can't they just operate in the dark, as floating hunks of metal sending
 signals to-and-fro?
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--- #6 messages/400 ---
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 The schizophrenic sees truth in dazzling displays of colors unknown to man,
 while the neurotypical sees truth in shades of gray that can be reasoned with.
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 what if we put all the nukes in a big pile and launched them into space
 
 (nuclear themed asteroid showers?) njot ideal
 
 plus they could just build more in sectret.
 
 okay, so... we made these things, and they're really hard to get rid of. we've
 been able to dissasemble at least one per year, but there's... so many...
 they're really far too conceptually simple to build. it's not right. such
 destructive power should be wielded with might, not for it.
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 what if we said that each square meter on the planet gets the same proportion
 of nuclear weapon usage? if your country is big enough to qualify, they can
 launch 1 or more nuclear weapon at whoever they please, and the launch systems
 have to be designed such that anyone anywhere can order them to launch.
 
 ... okay that also feels like a big problem. hmmmm.
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 picture this: the governments of the world knew that a world-ending comet was
 approaching, and they didn't tell anyone else who was on the earth.
 
 it was made out of ice and it was 2x the size of the moon, and somehow through
 random chance it just decided to visit our part of the solar system
 
 so they decided to test and see if god exists
 
 by not telling anyone and seeing if anyone would save us
 
 rather than risk the potential capability to prove without a doubt that a god
 did truly exist, (essentially, invoking divine intervention) they chose to
 work out a technical or otherwise humanly possible way of avoiding harm. in
 this case (or as some call it, meta-confluential scenario), by sacrificing
 themselves for a larger goal, they altered the course of the naturally
 occuring narrative.
 
 this implies choice. which all humans have, but is now confirmed for all time.
 
 okay moving on, in sector Z quadrant 2048 there's a species that's~
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 people are so afraid of defamation lawsuits that they'll refrain from posting
 things like "steam could technically see everything going on on your screen"
 
 what will you say in front of a phone?
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 why do adult babies like to live in space?
 
 because then they can be picked up and moved around easier. All you need is a
 push, no matter how hard, and you can build up inertia.
 
 plus, astronauts use diapers I heard.
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 what if the Star Wars galaxy legitimately just has a handful of planets and
 all the other matter in the galaxy is stars, black holes, and gaseous balls of
 dust and smoke
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 additional content warning: scary story
 
 having moon gravity on earth as a ghost or a spirit probably wouldn't be so
 bad.
 
 well, at least not until everyone died.
 
 then it just got crowded and boring. queue 17776 if you'd like to know more.
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 @user-1652 
 
 the last couple chapters of this short story I wrote are kinda cosmic horror-y
 
 https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/w7/table-of-contents
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 @user-1655 
 
 ... says a extra dimensional scientist in an argument with his friend about
 whether or not life could spontaneously emerge within their universe sandbox
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--- #16 fediverse/110 ---
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 @user-95 monday is as reasonable of a day to start the universe as any,
 wouldn't you think? it is the beginning of the week, after all.
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 @user-217 
 
 I see flossing teeth
 
 I see thongs in a butt
 
 I see a gravity well with a pinprick of a singularity
 
 I see the Mandelbrot set being caressed by inter-spatial wind
 
 I bet if I stared a bit longer I'd see more
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 classical designs for ufos look a lot like the top-half of a gravity well, now
 that I think of it. I wonder if there's some other force that's beingwarped in
 that spacetime as well? Something that defines our lives (like matter). Funny
 how the wind works. Do you ever wonder just what it is? Wild how sometimes it
 throws bullets at ya. Weird how that works.
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--- #19 messages/399 ---
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 The schizophrenic sees the truth in dazzling displays of color that are nigh
 incomprehensible, while regular people see truth in shades of gray that you
 can understand and work with.
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--- #20 messages/566 ---
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 I feel like I'm standing underneath a blanket of spacetime and someone has
 grasped me firmly and shifted me this way or that, like a gear shift as you
 ascend and descend mountainous rolling hills.
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