Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/6081 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── boys wear pants because they're more flexible for work and less likely to get in the way. girls wear dresses so they can pee anywhere. they-are-not-the-same.jpg ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6082 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── if you wanna be with me, you gotta kiss the dirt and mean it ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6083 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── what if we put conservatives on reservations ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6084 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── in 20 years "no no I'm serious! some of my best friends growing up were conservative, don't give me that look" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6085 ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┐ ║ "I just love their culture" girl it's a barbeque "I figure they'd want a place │ ║ of their own, right?" why don't you ask them "well, they didn't want to move, │ ║ and something something manifest destiny, voila now they get all the non-sacred │ ║ sites while we get the magic gem generation spots" girl now you're just talking │ ║ about video games "haha yeah I wanted to change the subject so we didn't talk │ ║ about how I'm culturally appropriating fireworks or whatever they likme to do │ ║ in their churches and suburbs or whatever" │ ║ │ ║ [yes, I know they like me. I like them too. I also like liberals, even though │ ║ IU demand a lot of them] meanwhile the witch is a doom profit so watch out haha │ ║ I'm so broke "what if we were all friends" okay that's one idea "what if we all │ ║ got to know each other" okay that's closer "what if we didn't hide from our │ ║ variety and instead celebrated it" getting warmer "did you know there's no war │ ║ but the class war" okay but class is made up, so war is fake just like dollars │ ║ are paper and notes are just words. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6086 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── breakin' a lotta hearts right now... sorry I was just hanging out with my communist girlfriend and she has that effect on me. Ask me tomorrow hehe ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6087 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── @user-1074 why not both? all you gotta do is say "I'm just a girl" enough times and the dummies will believe you wink ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ |