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I resist the urge to let people script me. Hence, I am comedia
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I always go fast which is why I'm not doing anything
she lapped you and is trying for another go
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"so I was walking down the street the other day and I came across a grocery
store, right? and anyway long story short so as I was walking through this
grocery store I saw a bag of marbles - wait no they were nuts, with like...
cherries and grapes in them. actually it was cranberries, I think, the cherries
weren't in season. so these dried cranberries tasted really tart and sweet, and
I thought "huh maybe they're dried cherries after all" and so I asked the
attendent or whatever and she was like "sir you need to pay for that" and I'm
like, yeah okay how much and she said it was 10$ so I'm like "dang that's a
good deal, I'm proud and amazed of our modern infrastructure and all the hard
work of people who don't get paid enough to make it happen" and she's like
"make what happen" and I'm like "oh the... the this thing" and I held up the
bag of cherries and she's like "oh uh, yeah it is nice, I guess I don't really
think about it much" so anyway I started thinking about what else I could bu
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the witch inside me hears they're sending 200 troops to my city and she's like
"two HUNDRED SOLDIERS?" and freaks tf out because fighting two hundred men
meant a lot more back in her day.
it's still pretty hardcore but it's not the death stroke she thinks it is.
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"you're telling me they're gonna march in and unleash order on your city, with
all the devastation it involves, and you're just gonna sit there?" ah yup
"playing video games??" yep
[mine as in my beloved, not mine as in my own]
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make sure you always keep a vague sense of the time while in the spirit world.
Also helps if you have a general sense of where you are and where you're going,
NORTH/SOUTH/WEST/EAST style.
I mean, it's helpful to get lost.
very helpful.
in fact, you'll never get where you're going if you don't get lost.
but if you forget what time it is, radically so, if you lose your way and can't
find the exit, then "oh no, guess I'm trapped forever until someone comes by
and directs the children and seniors to the exit"
(if you're normal human age then sorry, guess you're stuck for a while more. At
least you won't starve.)
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pkill firefox
glances about "I've said too much" gets ganked by skeletons "oh no my internal
organs"
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