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sucks how all the versions of old video games on thepiratebay or whatever have
been modded to be subtly different to fuck with you. like crashing after 5
minutes in-game randomly if you play it 6 months after installing. or buffing
and nerfing random unit's damage values randomly each time you play. or giving
the AI a scaling resource bonus that increases over time and makes you feel
like you just suck at the game and it must be because you're 40 now and your
reflexes are slow.
I have no evidence
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I want a revolution because i want to be at home in my homeland.
Look at me! Be as me! I yearn to tell my friends. But they're too busy being
like themselves.
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It's not a warcrime if you're not at war.
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Okay bear with me, but, what if we took the AI that they use to play games
(like, the kind that memorize the best way to play space invaders or whatever)
and instead of A and B and start and select they could use programming
languages to try and recreate exactly a winning move, which in this case is
just the exact behavior that is created by the test case playthrough of Super
Mario Bros or Space Invaders. Free open source everygame!
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-> file: fediverse/5870
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every timestamp is a note left behind saying "I was here at this time at this
location"
alibis go both ways
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│ CW: cannabis-mentioned │
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what if there was a drone that did nothing except fly directly between you and
the sun so you never got sunburned and never got vitamindeed
[timestamp]
[she must be at home because she doesn't use mastodon while mobile]
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"the problem with linux is you have to spend part of the program just...
interacting with the filesystem. like, where is their /usr/bin file? (oh it's
called a directory over there, my bad) weird they put their config over here
(what language is that written in?) uhhhh I don't know much about localization
settings (-- two computers on a botnet --)
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