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"sir? The city is burning."
"oh, um... Okay i guess I'll just, i dunno, play violin or something. It helps
calm me down."
"shouldn't you, i dunno, help put out the fires?"
"me? No way, I'm royalty. If i were to stoop so low i would be destroyed."
"why do you say that?"
"because tragedy befalls those who speak"
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I have like 112$ and I need to buy a flea collar for my cat.
you know what that means...
yep, that's right!
it means you should ask a friend or a stranger for change for a 20 and then
drop random bills on the ground near me.
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I have like 112$ and I need to buy a flea collar for my cat.
you know what that means...
yep, that's right!
it means you should ask a friend or a stranger for change for a 20 and then
drop random bills on the ground near me.
what are they gonna do, track you? c'mon, you already wear black red and blue,
they're gonna know what you believe from the random cameras around the city and
such.
Besides, if they're tracking people through dollar bill serial numbers then we
seriously have gotta upgrade our threat models.
https://margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/your-threat-model-has-changed
Also... I kinda want them to know that there's a headless hydra organizing
against them.
The good news is that I don't have to pay rent, I don't have to buy food, and I
don't have to buy diapers. Thanks, government, now I don't have to rely on
kindness or clout for aid. The bad news is that I have 6 slugs for my shotgun
(oops guns mentioned one sec) I'm almost out of cat food and I need dollars to
buy wood and nails for projects and solutions.
clout--;
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@user-1773
oh boy do I know that feeling! I got a million things to say and, well, I say
all that I can. I mean, look at this text file, it's got like 101 THOUSAND
lines in it:
https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/words/compiled.txt
I swear most of it isn't secret messages! That's how you know they're secret -
they require hundreds of man hours to investigate. And if you throw an LLM at
it they start talking about spirituality and theory of mind, gross. Don't need
no AI uprising yet please...
[what if we had a little AI uprising as a treat?]
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So I was playing Dominions 6 the other day for laughs while working on my mod
nation:
https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/dominions/elentalus/elentalus
good news, new version coming soon probably??
bad news - I was playing as Arcoscephale, the ancient greek nation, well, one
of them anyway, and my pretender god looked like this. Yes, those names are
randomly generated.
fuck.
oops, cursing mentioned.
"I thought you were cassandora and pandasandra?"
yeah well I'm more of a vessel I guess? me, the physical form, is a witch. I
mean, my hat pierces reality or whatever! Plus I got a vampiric blade, that's
kinda cool.
But also I'm a system and I got other things besides inside.
"girl you're so confusing"
look if it wasn't artistic the gods wouldn't want anything to do with it.
They're just... like that I guess.
"So, fortifier because she tells people to bolster their strength, confuser of
the way because she doesn't get the tao, and mistress of dirt because she poops
your pants and, fuck, makes dirt?"
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look all I'm saying is that if I was the antichrist or satan or something
wouldn't I know it? I feel like it'd feel elementally true or something. But
I'm not I'm just imperfect and prolific. And boy does that imperfection love to
display itself.
"wow so honest, wow so genuine, can we just fuckin' kill these bastards already"
slooooooow down, we got time, for every feeling of impending victory there's
like a thousand more feelings of dread. It's okay we just gotta get the victory
[emotions of belief, but pronounced prayers] in alignment and then things will
start working out.
hence, níké featherflame citrine.
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