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All because [redacted] stupid fucking dumb piece of shit [redacted] put their
half-empty ice-cream mug next to [redacted] and forgot about it.
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I am indescribably furious right now
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the best part about bathing is the whirlpool!
the worst part about bathing is carrying your weeks worth of wet clothes to the
drying rack -.-
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there's only one kind of acceptable nudity for a child to see - 0.5 seconds of
it wayyyyy in the distance with like "omg did you see that guy - he was totally
naked!" "whaaaat no way" "yeah I totally saw his butt" "lol I wonder if his
wife kicked him out after a fight" "hahaha how silly, life is normal and fine
hehe" meanwhile the parents turn down a different, hopefully normal road
(the wrong kind is more than apparent.)
I guess also like... showers with parents? That's a sacred and holy thing.
straight-to-hell is when they make applications for children's iOS devices that
perform a typical, interesting function for a baby to use - like a game, or a
video of dancing animals, or shapes floating in a colorless void (shoutout to
Celebration of Color on vhs)
![those are normal and fine - but when they're used for a sneaky, evil purpose, like when they facial recognition that nobody is around for ~3+ hours they start subliminally flashing pictures of boobs or whatever. Not cool guys, just because babies are naturally attracted to boobs doesn't mean you get to use sexual imagery to get them hooked on your app. smh [shaking-my-head][which btw there isn't a good emoji for][same for these angle bracket guys like - what does that face even mean!! lmao who can say, only those nerds who lived in the pre-internet-age, but they're all reclassified by now. >.> <.<](../media/e85326aabfc3ab86.png "those are normal and fine - but when they're used for a sneaky, evil purpose, like when they facial recognition that nobody is around for ~3+ hours they start subliminally flashing pictures of boobs or whatever. Not cool guys, just because babies are naturally attracted to boobs doesn't mean you get to use sexual imagery to get them hooked on your app. smh [shaking-my-head][which btw there isn't a good emoji for][same for these angle bracket guys like - what does that face even mean!! lmao who can say, only those nerds who lived in the pre-internet-age, but they're all reclassified by now. >.> <.<")
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"what if we all took showers at the same time so nobody could hear the screams"
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the computer, fundamentally, cannot know who is logged into it.
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link never learned to speak because he's a fairy prince and general
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