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-> file: fediverse/2829 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: politics-violence-mentioned │ └─────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-831 yeah. I worked as hard as I could at my last job, but I only lasted 11 months. that's labor to me. Applying yourself toward something doggedly. And I did, and then I burnt out and was paid just as much as someone who sat around and did nothing. but I wasn't doing it for money, so who cares right? what matters to me is that I burnt out. I need years to rest. I think that's natural. but y'know, rent is expensive. You need to be working 24/7 in order to be worth anything, and I was just not cut out to do that. I want to emphasize that I consistently did a stellar job. They gave me awards and I fixed difficult problems quickly, efficiently, and with minimal mistakes (none of which went undocumented). I was very good at what I was doing, and I learned quickly. but alas, the work was not suited to my abilities. I'm more of a software person tbh, and by "software" I mean like... basically firmware. nobody writes in C these days except for cutting edge stuff. /shrug ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2830 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: politics │ └──────────────────────┘ want to prolong battery life? put a warning whenever the phone has lost 100% charge that "fully discharging the battery can reduce long-term storage capacity!" and most people won't read it. But those that do will tell their friends about it, when their friends inevitably complain about bad battery life - "you know you can just... not run out of battery, that way it doesn't break" and suddenly... wait what was I saying - oh yeah so anyway the monarchists said to the part--riotists "yeah we don't know how to feel about you" and they took offence at that as if the rioter's ideas weren't justified instead of unheard. [when I jumped to the other person's perspective I lost track because I couldn't find my way back because they don't know me] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2831 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: companies-nations-mentioned-also-techno-cave-men-I-guess? │ └───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ okay picture this: algorism, except as a company instead of a nation. "here's what I need to do my job" "sure thing put it in the system" "beep boop beep boop" "you know you don't have to make the sound with your voice" "yeah but I do it anyway." "... why?" "I dunno to uh. cement the impact of my intention through both auditory noises and physical gestures? like signing a letter or casting a vote" "... wait, what's an auditory?" "like when you heard stuff" "oh. I heard jessica got so-and-so pregnant" "no like... with your ears" "oh. no I didn't but gary did" laughter ensues "ah wait what were we talking about" "um. oh right you were beeping and I was like why are you doing that" "ohhhh right that was the important part" "yeah so uh what did you need again?" "oh yeah uh. lightbulbs. and um, some... dildos, the secret hiding-and-cleaning spot is running out." "oh good yeah we got plenty of those. Lightbulbs though are on back-order" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2832 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── when people ask what I do I don't say "art" because I'd do that anyway. my art is precious to me, because it is the most "me" I can conceive. and like... I can carry it with me to the future. I have only once given away one of my journals, and it was a wedding present to a witch or two. so yeah I'm an artist, but I'm also whatever you need me to do. and yes, I of course hope that what you need me to do is what I can do. because I can't do much more than this. But I can show up every once in a while, and maybe make you smile or consider, and maybe I can ride past on my bike. but that's the human in me, telling me it's time to move with my feet, and I can do little but listen. ... that should make doxxing me a bit easier. have it it : ) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2833 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── games with separate rendering resolution scales for the UI and the gameplay, my beloved [in response to "why don't they make a game with a graphics setting that makes the game blurrier as if you had lost your glasses"] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2834 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── you can grow anything in soil. that's the neat thing about it - it's nature's recycler problem is... if you bury like, plastic and shit, then all that's gonna grow up into your plants is... plastic and shit. the structural growth mechanisms of plants are inhibited by pollution, that's the entire issue with them. animals can adapt - like, whatever, right? but if everything's biodegradable, then suddenly the whole world is a trash-dump. (that's how they think) if you want to optimize food growth, you can supply with specific types of growing fuel. like native americans who had like supplies of many different types of manure. a cow eating grass will have different nutrients in it's poop than a duck eating carrots. duh. so, if you combine different outputs to make new, better results... you can pretty much bio-engineer anything you'd like. like... feed the corn so that it's kernels are huge, right? then make that one marry the other, and boom it's more likely grow. [those genetics are way outdated] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2835 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: uspol │ └──────────────────────┘ republicans will just... lie to you and you expect them to tell the truth. "when asked a question, they didn't answer. Also, they said fuck you." they don't have to tell you the truth.
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