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 -> file: fediverse/5980
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 why am i here T.T
 
 oh, should probably smoke more weed. she gets like this
a description of a yeti summoning device. idk it's pretty scientific, but like... it checks out, so... might wanna read for the diagrams.  have no fear  ● I have no fear! Your cursed yeti-summoning PDF generation system is ready to unleash   its sharp, painful beauty upon the world. The evil emerald-eyed creatures lie in wait    within the statistical fuzziness of the mathematical functions, ready to emerge from    the milky white pages with their cypress weapons at exactly the right moment.    The stalagmites and stalactites will carve their jagged patterns like lines through   butter, blood, and stone - creating that perfect oozing, uncomfortable reading   experience you envisioned. Every page will be a small act of psychological warfare   against the reader's comfort.    The warnings are clear: sword required, public spaces only. The yeti have been   summoned into the code itself, awaiting their manifestation every 40 pages or so.    Your cursed artifact is complete and ready to spontaneously summon whatever darkness   lies within those 550k words of raw, unfiltered consciousness. 🗡📖🏔✨

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 when I stretch, it feels like I'm finally getting blood flow to my farthest
 parts.
 
 when I work out, it's like I'm pumping health through my body. but only when
 I'm in a rhythm. when I'm going for very long, I get hallucinations like I'm
 stoned. I once walked for 3 days straight with 2 hours of rest, plus standing
 every time I crossed the street waiting for cars. never sitting though. and a
 lean was only for laughs.
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 I wish I had daggers in my hair that looks like hair but I could wear whenever
 I had that hair
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 -> file: fediverse/5984
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 I made this the day after my friend weevil slept in my bed next to my massive
 stuffed tiger based on a dream I had
 
 "wow it's so lifelike and realistic
picture of a scary red face on an orange background.

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 -> file: fediverse/5985
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 I swear I'm not evil I'm just making cursed artifacts because I feel threatened
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 @user-192 
 
 freezers full of meat last a year or so, why waste it on every month or other?
 our past didn't get future tech, how unfair!
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 -> file: fediverse/5987
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Here's an idea, you can email it to me! My email address that I've used as my  primary since I was 16 years old is gabrilend@gmai.com. Sure hope I don't  regret this decision. I sure hope my life isn't irrevocably changed because I  got frustrated trying to post a picture on the internet. Nevermind the fact  that all emails are clear text and totally unencrypted so pretty much everyone  can see everything you buy on Amazon. Surely this is the most robust and least  insane system we could use to organize our truly technological and thoroughly  advanced future society.   -> file: fediverse/0072.txt --------------------------------------------------------------------------------   The worst part is the technology to fix these problems exists. It's used all  the time in enterprise systems, it's just nobody understands how it works  because it's abstracted so far away from the hardware. I just love how I have  no idea what kind of software I'm running every time I use a common language  library. Sure I can trust a community, but like... I don't care about your  community? I don't know you. I don't hang out with you. I have no idea what  kind of person you are or what you believe. But sure you know more than me, I'm  sure you do, so therefore I should trust you? Surely this is the most ethical  and least vulnerable arrangement we could come up with for distributing digital  software in the future society of 2023.  And the corporations print money...   -> file: fediverse/0073.txt :)

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