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"yes.... YESSS!!~! burn your self out for me, puniful mortals! I BASK IN YOUR
SIN OF DECREPIT DILIGENCE!"
wow chill out it's like, 10am jeez
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@user-1773
cuah cuah
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yay farmers markets
what if farmers markets but every day and staffed with people who want to hang
out and pass out food for free
"a truck just arrived with a bunch of zuchinnis, can you help me load them into
that tend over there?"
"hello bus stop people, I was just at the farmers market and I was wondering if
you want some cherries? make sure you throw the pits at that tesla over there
[jk if you're in a place that does this, the tesla 90% guaranteed has one of
those "I bought this before I knew Elon was crazy!" type of bumper stickers]"
"hi do you know where the watermelons are? Oh, they aren't in season? darn well
I love watermelons and I think some greenhouse space should be spent on growing
them for watermelon enthusiasts like me"
alternatively, farmers "markets" on every street like they do in Mexico where
every time a truck with produce drives past they stop and say "hey want some
raspberries" until they run out
then people can walk past and get food, or drive past because suburbs.
bike
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"I heard they're using cannabis to defeat parkinsons"
oh yeah well I heard they're using cannabis to defeat capitalism
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why do adult babies like to live in space?
because then they can be picked up and moved around easier. All you need is a
push, no matter how hard, and you can build up inertia.
plus, astronauts use diapers I heard.
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every time I say something like that I pray that nothing will come of it
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don't do ANYTHING unless you got at least two people working with you.
Otherwise you'll burn out or be overwhelmed.
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