Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/5477 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────── ┌────────────────────────┐ │ CW: violence-mentioned │ └────────────────────────┘ all you gotta do is leave the truck full of gear unlocked near a particular type of bar or church and then pick it up over the weekend. militias use everyone's gear. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/5478 ╔════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┐ ║ you won't get far with a "community" of dedicated people │ ║ │ ║ what you need are teams. who can trust each other. you build them through │ ║ brotherhood, and you trust them from their results. │ ║ │ ║ for example if you wanted to organize a grouping or get-together, you'd put a │ ║ bunch of people in a room or seven and let them while they're there work on a │ ║ plan or a decision. │ ║ │ ║ who needs tabling? who needs the chance to speak? just let them socialize and │ ║ say "hey guys here's where you'll plan" │ ║ │ ║ [uh no officer we were just playing board games] │ ║ │ ║ plans are hard without material so make sure you always prepare a pricetag on │ ║ each plan you produce. │ ║ │ ║ keep it for reference. make sure you note all the requirements. the location is │ ║ often the least important part. │ ║ │ ║ "what the hell man you can't just say stuff like that as if it'd work" │ ║ │ ║ yep, I, uh, am a passenger in life just the same as you. And I only write down │ ║ what I want to. │ ║ │ ║ you could show me anything on the internet and I'd believe it. Facts aren't │ ║ important to me because I "forget" │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/5480 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────── a uniform could be as simple as whatever you all managed to find on a particular shopping trip to a basic clothing store like Target or not goodwill. Goodwill is for solo adventures which are totally worthless [unless you know more than me teehee] "hey nice shoes nerd where did you get them the clothing store?" (scroll scroll scroll scroll) yes... YES!!! show me more, oh pitiful world! SHOW ME HOW THE WORLD ENDS MWAHAHAHAHA - the internal monologue of a typical doomscroller {girl you know nothing why are you so confident} [the reasoning is a little obscene. She dreams of a bright bold future that reaches forth from both beyond the stars - read that: BEYOND, or from backward in time. Not back in time, like not the actual 1800s or 18,000s, but the direction "backward" in spacetime. Yeah I don't get it either] {speak for yourself, n00b} -- stack overflow -- [liar that was intentional] oh, uh, true. Um, -- stack reached maximum required length and storage -- [there, that's better] 20 characters remain ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/5481 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────── lumber is such a flexible substance. I love it so much. [just make sure it doesn't rot] oh true so, like, make sure you have the right sealants and stuff ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/5482 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────── ┌────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned-militaries-mentioned │ └────────────────────────────────────────────┘ when you have a massive, fuck-off military, sometimes the best thing to do is to just... use it. ah, but what do you do when the sky rains poison bombs? I dunno turn into candy people I guess /shrug ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/5484 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────── most importantly and perhaps most daringly, they need volunteers "hello, how can I help?" "oh uh sure can you do my laundry" [next time] "yeah uh hi good to see you again, listen I was working on a project and I really needed a gizmonotron, ever heard of it? yeah so I need one in 17 megahamp-hertz, which I think are the yellow ones. Yeah. Uh-huh. Okay well if you have a conversation with someone over on 14th street, they might bring it up in conversation - I told them to talk about them all afternoon. Yeah. Uh-huh. Then have - yeah, the phone. Gotcha. Okay well that should leave a sufficient breadcrumbtrail, yeah and uh - make a note - yeah make a note for next montheekend and - yeah, okay you got it. Make sure it says "fire" because they're waterproof so a boating accident wouldn't... yeah you get it. Okay anyway I gotta jet I got some thermo-regulating-decouplers to unwind. Okay yeah say hi to your cat or whatever. Okay bye." ... girl, you know most of them have head injuries? "oh, no those are the ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/5485 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────── why the heck would you only let people sleep in your bed if you're also sleeping in it? maybe they'll sniff your pillow and get lost in your dreams. /shrug ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────┴───────────┘ |