Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/5217 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── a float is a number between 0 and 1 like 0.5 they don't store the exact valyue, they just guesstimate for some reason computers are designed such that 100% is represented as 1.175494351 E - 38: 3.402823466 E + 38 ->source/microsoft/learn/"cpp (lol)"/type-float ... which is weird because, that's such an arcanely obscure number, who's gonna remember that? meaning you gotta go to their website everytime, called google.com, and search through microsoft for the answer to life's common mysteries. emphasis on common so yeah you gotta write a conversion library which turns every single instance of e to the whatever into a 100 and all the other numbers get converted too. but you gotta do it without doing any hardware division, because that one's too expensive. it's gotta be a true natural doubling representative, except, without doubling the hard-drive space, leading to a distribution of only one half of the results of the metghoid. [[ type ohhhhhhs ab ound] ] I swear I'm not an LLM I just think embiggeningly ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/5218 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: historical-weapons-mentioned │ └──────────────────────────────────┘ "what if cannons were aimed like rifles?"the guy who was ahead of his time for rocket propelled grenades or laser guided airstrikes of small munition ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/5219 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── USB drives which format themselves if they're plugged into a device they don't recognize ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/5220 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: what-if-things │ └──────────────────────┘ private militias who go with deported immigrants to make sure they aren't harassed in whichever randomly assigned country they're sent to (until they get stabilized and hooked into cooperative and honorable local networks) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/5221 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── @user-1773 I figure since it's an accessibility concern, it's pretty much the same as like, putting ramps in buildings or braille or whatever. Those are legally mandated, aren't they? I feel like if your building is big enough to require a ramp it should be slowed down just a bit by the required addition of accessibility developments to your software. Everyone else could build it in pre-emptively or just because they cared. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/5222 ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┐ ║ why would you think cops act the same in immigrant neighborhoods as they do in │ ║ suburban heirloomitudes? [that's a weird way to say they're gonna take your │ ║ stuff] │ ║ │ ║ I'm reminded of that one line in that one green day song about homeland │ ║ security and how it could kill us all │ ║ │ ║ ... okay focus. you should write something on some part of your friend's stuff, │ ║ and tell them about it. myultiple things if they care about you. then you can │ ║ always tell if their stuff has been replaced or stolen, because they'll have to │ ║ painstakingly manually re-paint your visual definitions of your text-type-ing │ ║ manual pen-held ministrations. │ ║ │ ║ ... handwriting. she means handwriting. why can't she just speak plainly? it's │ ║ like part of her memory is being used for computational purposes and the memory │ ║ of how she says the word "handwriting" is temporarily dis-abled, used for │ ║ cognitive processing then returned to a relatively normal state. │ ║ │ ║ ... which prevents her from using it in a sentence. │ ║ │ ║ I worry that I didn't do well enough by my family. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/5223 ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: cursed │ │ ║ └──────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ what if all the followers on your profile who only know you through the │ ║ fediverse (after having known each other in person, this part is crucial) who │ ║ don't talk anymore were like, killed and replaced with someone who is always │ ║ busy │ ║ │ ║ so many people just... disappear from things │ ║ │ ║ where did they go │ ║ │ ║ why is their chair empty or filled with another │ ║ │ ║ why can't I place their name │ ║ │ ║ what kind of clothes did they wear │ ║ │ ║ oh right they had such-and-such │ ║ boots-or-piece-of-adorn-jewelry-handheld-possession-just-the-same-shape-as-someo │ ║ ne-i-knew │ ║ │ ║ then I heard they gave them to so-and-so so that they could wear them for clout │ ║ │ ║ ah, well, I guess they're busy, got stuff going on, things to write about │ ║ today... Guess I better hear the story, what's the news, ah, well, okay, guess │ ║ I'll go back to programming. │ ║ │ ║ I wonder what she'd say? │ ║ │ ║ if everyone knows the gay agenda, then they can work on it by being gay and │ ║ doing crime │ ║ │ ║ [[ then the cops beat ya up and it hurts and you can never walk right again ]] │ ║ │ ║ what if gypsies were ga │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┴───────────┘ |