Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/4900 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── if you wanna trick systems administrators just put a bunch of sleeps in your code so your computer programs don't use up all the mainframe's resources all at once [statements dreamed up by the practically deranged] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4901 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── "hey what if we broke our product and made it impossible to use without being caught by github" - computer touchers in a union ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/743 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── "hello democrats. I am so radical. Can I please rob your house for supplies? I am having difficulty gathering them on my own." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4902 ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────┐ ║ programmers strike by breaking their part of the whole until the scabs can │ ║ figure out how to fix it │ ║ │ ║ "marvin they will literally fire you if you don't go to work for a day! what │ ║ are you thinking, standing outside all day? well, here, I've got a sandwich │ ║ here for you, if it's really as bad as all that then I'm here for you. What do │ ║ you need? I can ask the spinsters and the children and the teachers and the │ ║ butchers and bakers and candlestick makers and maybe they can help out [with │ ║ your farm, but as if speaking to a farmer]" │ ║ │ ║ huh. turns out it works best when you do something all at once. │ ║ │ ║ "don't be evil" ha fuck you. "dont be on my computer spying on me and recording │ ║ everything I do" │ ║ │ ║ [well except me - it's fine to do to me personally because I'm a historical │ ║ figure TM] │ ║ │ ║ "why bother spying? she spills out to everywhere she can find." │ ║ │ ║ owwwww I just bit my tongue T.T │ ║ │ ║ well, the inside of my cheek, but if you think about it the whole thing is │ ║ basically one sensory organ. │ ║ │ ║ like, an ear, except with movable teeth │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4904 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── @user-1751 proportion ally, there are more. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4906 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── @user-763 use the gameboy as a database there's a 0 percent chance that any network spy guys would be able to see what's stored on a gameboy cartridge. truly the most remote of classes of places. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4908 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── did you know someone once built a 1st person shooter in the Warcraft III mod suite? someone also made an entirely new game engine similar to Neverwinter Night's (or Baldur's Gate for you noobs) inside of the game. You could join a Warcraft 3 map and start playing a D&D adventure narrated, controlled, and prepared by your DM, D&D style. Like a virtual tabletop before that was a thing. kinda wish stuff like that was open source, or at least open standards, so people could take those adventures with them. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┴───────────┘ |