Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/4836 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── "hello, person I sorta know but totally trust, take this artifact of mine. If you ever meet someone named so-and-so, ask them if they know it. If so and something seems right about them, then they're probably cool. (only works on RELICS or ARTIFACTS or ARTWORK) (cat pics can do in a pinch) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4837 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: secret-agents-mentioned │ └─────────────────────────────┘ a corporation can hire secret agents too y'know, they don't have to even really tell anyone they're doing it just... talk to one of their employees who seems good for it and then transfer them to a different part of the building. "what would you do with a secret agent?" "with a team of secret agents." "oh. good point. Okay what are they for?" "oh y'know, just normal cool-guy stuff that regular joes do in their time off" "wait, you pay them not to work?" "no, we pay them to lounge. Build connections. Develop social networks." "what if people don't want to be social? What if they only end up talking to each other?" "ha well that's the trick then, isn't it? Is it a trap or is it a truce? who can say. Just gotta feel it out as you go, I GUESS." "so, anyone who does what you say becomes suspicious? And anyone who doesn't is suspected by those who listen to you? What are you, a doomsday prophet?" ... fuck, I hope not. "you better figure it out shithead that almost doomed six real ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4838 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ okay but who's the real foe? anyone who exerts oppressive power, right? like... that's pretty basic, should be easy enough to figure out who's doing that. "so... what would you say you do here?" what if the USA took a year off from the everything and just martial lawyered it's way back to a bright beginning like, you don't have to have a bloody revolution to restart a government. Literally just, sign out of the world for a minute and come back when everything's changed do you trust us? or do you trust yourselves? Should be easy enough to tell what the rest of the world would think. seriously nobody asked you specifically to do this, america, you're pretty much just... doing this because WW2 was fucking traumatizing and you're basically a baby country. (oops cursing mentioned) [oh my god she's a chaos gremlin] (you didn't know this about her?) #it's pleasant here# %you don't have to be so deranged% (yeah, we're working on that one) [secret system thing~] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4839 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: politics-nazis-goddess-mentioned │ └──────────────────────────────────────┘ what if we conceptualized "nazis" as dead nazi spirits who used evil occult magic to return and haunt the minds of poor impressionable kids and turn them into school shooters or whatever. and then their propaganda wing came back and they started doing youtube channels now they're infecting heads of state and slowly corrupting the nation evil, dark things, with only hatred and malice in their heart of hearts I'm not talking about your probably-mostly-fine-but-still-pretty-bad grandfather who definitely shot over the heads of the allies, but rather the truly evil and twisted of sorts. the kind that lived in America, and lynched people who were sleeping in their beds. For... nothing... for nothing at all. They wanted to see them writhe on the rope. To shudder in pain and scream of terror most profane. Then they teamed up in the afterlife and decided to conquer the world. Start with America. Truth is Judgement day is neverending, and it's constantly at war in the afterlife ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4840 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ oh my god what a witch ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/737 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── The jedi order fell because they gave their wisest the decision-making powers and their boldest the second best ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/738 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── Dear Anakin, for as long as you've known him, Obiwan learned just as much from you as you did from him. His title as "master" was a formality - he didn't get it because he was better than you, and "padawan" does not mean you are lesser. There is no hierarchy. He was learning to teach at the same speed that you learnt to learn. You built each other up, an unstoppable force for good in the galaxy. But then an evil wizard stole your heart and twisted your mind. Have no fear, fear is the path to the dark side. Your mother knows this well, for it is a common lesson among all people as they age. Fear not, hate not, and feel fury more than rage. You can bring the universe into a bright golden age, never forget your purpose and your [potential / duty] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┴───────────┘ |