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Sheriff is good cop
Police is bad cop
Unless other cultures want a different name
Like idk what it's like in Houston or Chicago or whatever
Does anyone even know anyone from tallahasee?
Oh and then there's Alaska
They've got their whole solar thing going on (no tariffs means china trades
with the land of wind and snow -> renewables in a place where its painful to
go outside
Then we can all chill out in the hot springs or infinite roller coasters
whatever the heck we thought was the best
Anyway them Ameri-CANs sure are doin' their thinkin'
They'll come around any day now
Surely they will
They capital M Must do so
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║ I personally feel like if a part of a building is primarily structural, it │
║ should be legal and allowed to graffiti it as much as you want. Including by │
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║ if a part of a building is intended to be artistic rather than structural, │
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║ with a special exception for bathroom stalls, which are fun to draw on and │
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║ if you graffiti an artistic piece, then it changes the message without the │
║ consent of the structure/sculpture's creator. I personally believe that is │
║ wrong, and therefore we should be respectful for all pieces of art. │
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║ like "you can have this tapestry I made for 400$ and you can keep it for the │
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![[ oops anyway ] if you live in a suburb, you should try and spend as much time as you can outside. whether that's in front or behind, doesn't matter the view of you is what's important like... do yard work fuckin... be about it's not rocket science, you're all sitting in your houses next to each other, it's FINE except of course the ones who don't have neighbors. Did you know that 40% of the houses in America are empty? I heard that when I was like, 12, and I have no idea if it's a lie or not because I don't have access to a personal computer with a connection to the internet which can learn and divine ancient truths such as the number of vacant houses in the USA during the year of my 12th birth(day) ... anyway yeah spend time outside like, throwing away the trash, getting into a conversation, like... whatever literally just talk to the people in your cul'de'sac play catch with things that AREN'T frisbees. Those can break windows if you throw too hard. They just... keep goin' y'know a football is pretty good, and a FOOTball is pretty good too. Like, a baseball hits as hard as a punch. there's a lot of balls just, idk, pick one of them. A dodge-ball?? don't do mass shootings. Doh. Just teach people how to socialize. like, best case scenario you get psy-opped by the CIA and they blackmail you into being framed for a crime in exchange for your life in exchange for your silence (which really seems like a double-demand, like, this sucks and isn't fair, because [0chars](../media/ad51cb763ac74e9c.png "[ oops anyway ] if you live in a suburb, you should try and spend as much time as you can outside. whether that's in front or behind, doesn't matter the view of you is what's important like... do yard work fuckin... be about it's not rocket science, you're all sitting in your houses next to each other, it's FINE except of course the ones who don't have neighbors. Did you know that 40% of the houses in America are empty? I heard that when I was like, 12, and I have no idea if it's a lie or not because I don't have access to a personal computer with a connection to the internet which can learn and divine ancient truths such as the number of vacant houses in the USA during the year of my 12th birth(day) ... anyway yeah spend time outside like, throwing away the trash, getting into a conversation, like... whatever literally just talk to the people in your cul'de'sac play catch with things that AREN'T frisbees. Those can break windows if you throw too hard. They just... keep goin' y'know a football is pretty good, and a FOOTball is pretty good too. Like, a baseball hits as hard as a punch. there's a lot of balls just, idk, pick one of them. A dodge-ball?? don't do mass shootings. Doh. Just teach people how to socialize. like, best case scenario you get psy-opped by the CIA and they blackmail you into being framed for a crime in exchange for your life in exchange for your silence (which really seems like a double-demand, like, this sucks and isn't fair, because [0chars")
![... or, you can play my video game for 50 years at a price of 3$ per month and you can cancel when you finally realize your superpower is doing something strange like seeing the future or (bear with me) or you're just having *really fucking good ideas* and you should TOTALLY keep writing them down maybe at that point you say "oh huh why don't my ideas ever seem like such a good idea when I'm sober??" and then you start to think. Huh. what if I'm way off track? what if my way isn't the way to go? I do this all the time. ALL THE TIME. I'm constantly considering the fact that I could be wrong. But I just keep thinking of things. Things that color or texture the present. My IDEAS have MEANING, I swear to god they do. And therefore, whenever I write them down, I necessarily mangle the translation. Therefore, my meanings are granted to god, the abstract and [unknowable/omnipotent] who I had sworn them to. For why would knowledge be let into this realm except to be heard and understood? fuckin'... magic... The witches who possess me are RITZ and MENARDI, who BOTH want to live in a magical world. Literally schizophrenic here, take everything I say with a HUGE grain of salt, because OBVIOUSLY I can't have magic powers - surely I can't, right? Of course I can't! Why would I? What mechanism would power such a power? ah, well, who can say, leave it at that and you'll leave them wanting more. "my muse, my muse, I follow where she views,"](../media/c0714dbd226db5cb.png "... or, you can play my video game for 50 years at a price of 3$ per month and you can cancel when you finally realize your superpower is doing something strange like seeing the future or (bear with me) or you're just having *really fucking good ideas* and you should TOTALLY keep writing them down maybe at that point you say \"oh huh why don't my ideas ever seem like such a good idea when I'm sober??\" and then you start to think. Huh. what if I'm way off track? what if my way isn't the way to go? I do this all the time. ALL THE TIME. I'm constantly considering the fact that I could be wrong. But I just keep thinking of things. Things that color or texture the present. My IDEAS have MEANING, I swear to god they do. And therefore, whenever I write them down, I necessarily mangle the translation. Therefore, my meanings are granted to god, the abstract and [unknowable/omnipotent] who I had sworn them to. For why would knowledge be let into this realm except to be heard and understood? fuckin'... magic... The witches who possess me are RITZ and MENARDI, who BOTH want to live in a magical world. Literally schizophrenic here, take everything I say with a HUGE grain of salt, because OBVIOUSLY I can't have magic powers - surely I can't, right? Of course I can't! Why would I? What mechanism would power such a power? ah, well, who can say, leave it at that and you'll leave them wanting more. \"my muse, my muse, I follow where she views,\"")
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║ the neat thing about mastodon is someone can just... bookmark your profile page │
║ and always keep track of what you're up to by going through their firefox tabs │
║ and checking people one-by-one │
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║ could also have like, several different tabs open, one for each profile you │
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║ "oh on twitter you can only have one account, but Mastodon you can have as many │
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║ I have one account │
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║ I'm nobody else │
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║ sometimes I post things on facebook. But only political things that are pretty │
║ normie for my family and stuff. Things that make sense to "regular" people or │
║ whatever. │
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║ like, c'mon, they're normal too. You just gotta listen to them when they tell │
║ you their heart. which they don't often do. Why would they? you're from far │
║ away! plus they're all friends from high school, so whatever, right? │
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║ ... sorry got off track. anyways the point is I only have one account on │
║ Mastodon so I pretty much could go wherever I choose. │
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║ like... I'll just make another one~ │
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║ when a user first opens a social media app, show them the same content 2 or 3 │
║ times. See what they gravitate to in that session. Then, seed their upcoming │
║ feed with more of that. next time, show them slightly more of that. │
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║ boom, recursively improving "algorithm" algorithm, no AI required. │
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║ ... kinda optimizes for stupidity tho, doesn't it? Hmmmmm what if we trained │
║ our humans to be better at whatever they're interested in │
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║ what if we showed people hanging out and working on projects together │
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║ what if we showed people exercising, and dancing, and playing instruments or │
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║ what if we showed animals and plants and fungi all hanging out in beautiful │
║ rock and forest formations │
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║ unknowable goal │
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║ what if we tested the capabilities and durabilities of objects we found in the │
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║ things built in a foreign and distant age │
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║ things that keep showing up in boxes dropped in random places by helicopter │
║ drones from who knows where │
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dear-anakin
(sorry I put the same image four times, I needed to get the whole thing into
the alt-text)
(maybe pictures aren't the best medium for sharing text)
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I can't conceive of a revolution where people don't spend their time outside.
outside is where the people are. if everyone in the suburbs hung out on their
porch, I bet they could organize themselves into streets, into towns, into
cities, into countries, into
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sincerely, trust me when I say that the longer you spend on the streets, even
if you're just... hanging out in a folding chair... the more likely you are to
meet someone you've met before.
that's when it starts getting good.
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when darkness besets me, I take a moment to adjust to it. Yes, it impacts, it
pulls you down, toward the dark side of the force.
but take a moment.
take a breath.
listen to Poems, Prayers, and Promises by John Denver.
remember what truth is. Remember what right is. Remember what good is. Remember
who you are.
then listen to the main menu music of Dominions 6, the video game from Earth
2022ish I think
you can feel yourself ascending. Return to the light and save liberty
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sorry for posting so much, I was trying to put on a show for my girlfriend
"hey check out how many posts I can make in a 2 hour timeframe"
by the way if you want to start talking to someone, just start playing the same
game they're playing and see if they reach out.
doesn't matter if you feel like it
just fuckin' do it
if they want to talk to you they might play a game you really like
(but I get boooooored of games, I don't wanna play the same 200 all life long!!)
ugh okay fine you can have as many games as you want, just... don't buy too many
(how many is too many?)
um. use your best judgement.
(how much does a dollar cost?)
... okay I'll get you one every once in a while.
(neat!)
... anyway so yeah use steam if you wanna get in contact with someone,
sometimes it's just nice to say hi, yeah, like "hey how ya doin' okay ttyl"
just catchin' up with the gals
helps because you can sense changes in their demeanor
(why does everyone always have an agenda)
because they're secret agents duh. And I'm
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