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║ what if we built an atlas of what every rural property produced │
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║ like "they grow squash and blueberries here and sometimes they make honey" │
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║ or "this place has a bunch of lumber they want to get rid of" │
║ │
║ or "here there's a patch of wildflowers that have been set aside for the │
║ butterflies" │
║ │
║ or "there's a training ground here for intercepting ICE vans in urban areas" │
║ │
║ or "don't post shit like that on the internet dumbass what are you even doing" │
║ │
║ or "oh I dunno trying to be a face I guess, don't look to me for cutting edge │
║ advice because I'm just a level 12 paladin who's totally a noob and can barely │
║ lift 50 pounds" │
║ │
║ or "this is where the cows graze" │
║ │
║ or "yeah well you're the cutting edge on some things and you're very far behind │
║ on others. like for example you seriously need to level up your opsec so that │
║ nobody can hear what you're saying." │
║ │
║ or "yeah but then nobody will hear what I'm saying" │
║ │
║ or "I've said too much, god save you Ritz Menardi, for we all stand beside you" │
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║ or "here's a meditation retreat" : ) │
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"but what about their legitimate grievances"
uh hello I'd like a number 5, a number 9, extra pickles, some fresh human blood
supplied by the guy behind the counter with the pretty green eyes, a number 2,
make it a combo, some fresh icicle drippings even though it hasn't snowed since
last year (RIP winter), a side of fries, and a diet coke. Large. Actually make
it two diet cokes. Yep, both large. Alright see you in a sec.
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║ │ CW: polit │ │
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║ "ah but what if the fascism is just an excuse to dismantle our decaying and │
║ bureaucratic institutions so that a cool young populist candidate who is easy │
║ to manipulate can come into office next and fix everything" │
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║ ah see that's how they getcha isn't it, much cleaner than genocide I gotta say │
║ and plus it gives everyone a boogeyman to fight against │
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║ "um, ritz you realize there are actual real nazis right?" │
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║ yeah, and we'll have to deal with them, but there are significantly fewer than │
║ you'd expect. Pretty much everyone is onboard with cutting off the right arm of │
║ someone who salutes to Hitler at the inauguration of what surely must be the │
║ leading nation of the free world. │
║ │
║ ... don't look at me though, I'm not strong enough to swing a battleaxe or │
║ other "arm-lopping" device. I can do like, two pushups, because I didn't take │
║ my own advice, back when I told ya'll to eat beans and rice and do pushups and │
║ that'll suffice. I was wrong teehee I thought Kamala would win l m a o │
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║ now I'm kinda glad we get to fight │
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me to my cat: "don't eat so much that you puke, okay?"
me to me: "yeah I can take on another task, I'm almost done with this one and
then I'll just do that one and maybe this one'll get back to me at the same
time as this one which conflicts with this other thing so maybe I'll just puke,
okay?"
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@user-608
none of your friends can find jobs.
none of YOUR friends can find jobs.
I bet THEIR friends can find jobs.
Fuck capitalism.
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anarchy is more like being in a gang and less like working for a company.
you're thinking of a union, which is also cool.
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dreaming of a mastodon interface where it's 3-6 panels of timeline just like
now, except, each of them is the same timeline and when you scroll it scrolls
all of them at once, and the bottom of the leftmost panel is the top of the
panel to the right, and the bottom of that panel is the top of the one to the
right, etc etc.
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