Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/4146 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: baseball │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-1218 🥰 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4147 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── a messaging app where you only had a limited amount of X/Y space to pin sticky notes so you had to delete stuff bit by bit. trick is... you can only delete things that your conversation partner picks. and you have to share the space, so... if one person is overwhelmed or working on other stuff, eventually there comes a ceiling where you can't work together on a project anymore. A tool like this would essentially alert them to this, because you would run out of places to put your produced [work-value but pronounced as "harms/worms" for some reason] plus that way you can say "yep I got that covered" as in, I'll be the next one to post about this. Hence I'm grabbing this post-it and putting it on my board. work work work work okay here's that post-it back, but I added a little more specs to it. Ah but you're out of room, only got 333 characters remaining, here I'll keep it on my board until you're through with whatever it is that you do oh? you want to prioritize me and my productions? okay I'm listening.. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/587 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── In response to "you should make a hypnosis trap for trap quest that temporarily turns you into an iPad kid" Gotta cater to the coming generations of ABDL users... But, uh, maybe also don't??? For a while? Because they're still kids... Right? Wait until they're like 30 before you start making pornography of them, that way the youngest of the generation won't see it until they're like 18 or so (dumbass, iPad kids have more to do with neglect than technology. You used to just... Play with toys. That's what kids did. That's all they did! And then they made us go to school, eugh. How lame. I'd rather do homework on the adventures I played. If only I had thought to bring a notebook...) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4148 ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌────────────────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: death-mentioned-abstractly │ │ ║ └────────────────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ I wish I knew someone who wanted to kill me. I bet I could present a pretty │ ║ decent bullet pointed list of reasons why I actually deserve to live, thank you │ ║ very much, alongside a couple hastily scribbled notes about why it wouldn't be │ ║ a good idea for them in particular to kill me, and all my contact details and │ ║ address so they can get in touch and we can hash out the deets for my │ ║ indefinitely suspended execution (suspended for an indeterminate amount of │ ║ time, but not cancelled of course that would be overstepping their boundaries) │ ║ alongside a link to my google calendar (I don't have a google calendar) so they │ ║ can know exactly when I'm home and when I'm at the store or in a different │ ║ place so they can break in and hide in the closet until I go to sleep so that │ ║ it won't be hard at all, trivial really, to kill me, but see if you read the │ ║ bullet pointed list... oh, you didn't get my email? Ah sorry sometimes it gets │ ║ caught in the spam filter - what's your address again? Huh I sent it but │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4149 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ "trick or treat" doesn't mean "give me a trick or a treat" that's awfully presumptuous and demanding. No, it means "give me a treat or I'll trick you" meaning "give me my candy tax or I'll fuck up your lawn" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4150 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: AI-LLM-mentioned-injustice-exampled │ └─────────────────────────────────────────┘ 🖼
┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4152 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ 🖼
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