Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/3082 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: states-mentioned-climate-change │ └─────────────────────────────────────┘ the government doesn't want you using solar panels because then the coal and gas infrastructure won't be able to consume coal and gas, and everyone knows that using resources as fast as possible is surely the best and most productive use of our state's time like, subsidies exist. they could just... make it cheaper, but instead they're stuck doing... nothing of value ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3083 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: │ │ weirdly-cursed-alternate-history-timeline-projected-into-the-future-kinda-like-starship-troopers │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ "it's the strangest crime scene we've ever seen, apparently their solar panels were stolen while they were on vacation? and get this, we tracked them using their built-in-tracking devices and they got sent to some country in the desert-jungle." "yeah turns out they all get shipped there before their tracking devices are disabled. How weird, right? shouldn't we investigate that?" "oh right well the weird thing is the department that said they were handling it said it was "taken out of their hands", whatever that means." "haha right so anyway like comment and subscribe to my channel, see ya next time on "mysterious unsolved crimes in the past 200 years"" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3084 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── I feel like mechanical keyboards with customizable emoji keypads would make a killing on etsy ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3085 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── a package manager that downloads from any package manager to switch between if something goes wrong ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3086 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── a package manager that hosts mods to games ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3087 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── @user-1147 hell yeah ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/3088 ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── growing up, I wasn't around kids my age. So my standards were "as good as an adult" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ |