Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/2546 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── do you have a couple hundred dollars burning a hole in your pocket? Well, considering this is fedi probably not, but if you did then you should ask yourself these two questions: do I own a drone? do I own a 3d printer? answering yes to both of those means you're set in terms of new, rare, and useful technology. most other things have been in production for a long time, so there's a bunch of them laying around. Don't worry if you don't have a pair of pliers or bicycle tire pump, your neighbor probably has three. EDIT: I forgot about solar panels and batteries ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2547 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: politics-mentioned-kinda-silly? │ └─────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-1073 hence, why it's important to develop strong bonds with others in the masses, so that you can stay afloat, contribute, and rebuild the world they're cannibalizing. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2548 ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: uspol │ │ ║ └──────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ "I don't believe you" │ ║ │ ║ sure. yeah, fine, whatever. we'll be off your land once we're on the other side. │ ║ │ ║ "I'm actually not a rancher, I'm a ranger. I'm here with the US national guard, │ ║ we've been sent to talk you down" │ ║ │ ║ um, hey so would you like a 15 minute summary of how the US military is fucked │ ║ up, both for it's veterans, it's strategic goals, it's colossal waste of │ ║ resources, or...? │ ║ │ ║ "hi I'm actually one of the suburban dads from back west we uh finished │ ║ training what should we do now" │ ║ │ ║ no you dummy you're supposed to head straight east, not meet up with the │ ║ spearhead. │ ║ │ ║ "yeah uh I'm actually an east coast commando operative, I've been sent to learn │ ║ your ways" │ ║ │ ║ wait you mean you weren't planning and executing some similar plan this whole │ ║ time? │ ║ │ ║ "um I'm a cartographer, I'm wondering what to call the border-less land" │ ║ │ ║ oh that's easy, it's america, and it's land, and we refuse to divide it. │ ║ │ ║ It's the Undivisible Lands of America, or ULA which sounds a lot like USA so we │ ║ can use the same chants for it ha │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2549 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: p │ └──────────────────────┘ turns out the best way to defeat the fascists is to shoot them. errrr that's not what I meant to say. I mean, uh, the best way to beat the fascists is to get everyone on their side who's not a fascist to lay down their arms. turns out most people tend to agree with peace, justice, liberty, and freedom for all. and we've got that in spades, and no your life before had none of the above, here's why in a bullet pointed list. so if you were out on a walk and happened upon a place called texas, you might find yourself face to face with a fascist. but, since you're the hero of the story, you came out on top, so now there's a fella just trying to live his life while you're stompin' around in his cattle roamin' zone with yer pink hair and pickleball it's ungracious is what it is - yeah sir lemme stop you right there, we're here on a mission - to restore the vision of our false democracy, through the creation of a beautiful world where all ranchers can live without fear. This I swear, America will soon be free. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2550 ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: uspol │ │ ║ └──────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ question. when you got a lot of people in town, perhaps for the coming pride │ ║ parade, what do you do with them afterwards? it's not like they want to go │ ║ home, that'd be absurd. │ ║ │ ║ I'd say they should march to seattle. or drive, whatever's more expedient. it's │ ║ a nice place, and hey most of the way is in the shade, besides it'd be a bit of │ ║ good practice. │ ║ │ ║ lots of time to talk about tactics. │ ║ │ ║ anyway before they arrive, advance scouts should arrive and discuss their │ ║ coming agenda with the most developed and organized leaders of the area. │ ║ │ ║ then they could have a nice party over a day or two. │ ║ │ ║ then, what else is there to do, but drive down the coast and do the same thing. │ ║ │ ║ arriving in so-cal, what else is a revolutionary to do but dissolve the border? │ ║ Mexico can keep it's border, that's their sovereign right, but I swear - the │ ║ wall must come down. │ ║ │ ║ and hey, America's great this time of year. We could all go on a walk, all │ ║ across the eastern edge, until arriving in Washington. │ ║ │ ║ could be a fun way to beat the heat. │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2551 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: dogs-mentioned-x7 │ └───────────────────────┘ dogdogdogdogdogdogdog ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2552 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── full time social media teams who mark each post as suitable for the entire internet or the trusted viewers (very exclusive club) that way it seems like everything's fine but you're actually having a conversation ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ |