Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/2217 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: TMI-trans-surgery-mentioned │ └─────────────────────────────────┘ I'm post-op, but you couldn't tell from my face. 😉 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2218 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── Most people: On a scale of "yes" to "no", how much does this pair of jeans smell like laundry? If yes, then clean. If no, then hamper. My gross-ass ass: On a scale of 0-10 inches, from how far away does this pair of jeans smell like pee or sweat? It's cleanliness score depends on who you're meeting today. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2219 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── Recipe for a good bike ride: Go until you're tired, then go a bit more. Then, stop for a bite to eat. Then, go until you're tired, then go a bit more. Then, stop for a beer or maybe some coffee or tea. Then, go until you're tired, then go a bit more. Then, stop under a tree and read for a bit. Then, go until you're tired, then go a bit more. Then, [do something else that's nearby and repeat until the sun is low in the sky]. I learned this from my father. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2220 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── @user-1203 Hey, you're the one asking about url-length, which isn't something that most people are concerned about due to automatic embeds and "tap-to-visit" functionality 😋 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2221 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── @user-1053 I always wave at everyone I see, and I often talk to people on the train (where there's mikes, tee-hee) But I'll see what I can do. Perhaps resting in a park someone who wants to know me with my salmon colored bike and my blue helmet will chance upon me and we might get a chance to chat. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2222 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── Fear is a call to action, not a pain for you to distress. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/2223 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── Worry is the loving trust you hold in another to resolve the issues before them. If nobody comes to mind when faced with worry, then you're not trusting, you're avoiding. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ |