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║ oh, you didn't find what you're looking for on the first page? here let me │
║ expand the search criteria to get you increasingly less relevant results rather │
║ than displaying ALL the information I have. That way I only have to store a │
║ little bit of everything, instead of everything, and that way it's easier to │
║ direct your result. │
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║ what's that? you want the totality of everything so you can find something very │
║ specific that is unrelated to the top 10 posts of all time? surely you're │
║ joking, why would anyone care about anything for more than a minute. Surely │
║ that's enough time to learn everything you need to know from the top 10 google │
║ searches. surely you were looking for things that were increasingly obscure and │
║ unrelated. maybe if we just throw garbage at them they'll go away...? Honestly │
║ what's even the point of having more than one page of search, why don't we just │
║ replace it with a chatbot that has an increasingly opaque view of the data on │
║ hand. Surely that's not completely insane, surely that sol │
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@user-641
unless they were using it as a "number of planes that are operational" or
"number of complete planes we have parts for but haven't assembled", and even
then it'd be an imprecise value for user data purposes only
... wait who am I kidding there's no way to defend that. data types are
important... >.>
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@user-171
back when it was cold
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@user-171
Hi : )
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@user-643
virtual machines are cool. betcha can't write one using bytecode
https://gameprogrammingpatterns.com/bytecode.html
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@user-171
thanks, it's my most precious possession
along with my flash drive with all my files on it. at least, the ones since I
last backed up from my computer.
does my cat count as a possession?
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@user-171
I guess so. She's a little useless without me, I mean if I left her alone she'd
probably just flop around and complain until I came back. But she's good for
the instincts I find.
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