Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/6118 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── @user-1897 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfurc6KcMwk ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6119 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── what's the point of using a password manager if they're just going to 2FA your ass anyway? oh right, so google knows whenever someone signs into obscure-porn-site.com or radical-chemistry-and-explosives.net or cheap-hot-anime-gunpla-fast-xoxo.itch.io or whatever the kids are buying these days ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6120 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: AI-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ it's pretty easy to read an article or blog post, copy the text into a text file, and forget about it. you never know when you might want to use your computer's memories for [entertainment during long dark nights, or for creating an AI buddy bot, depending on how things go] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6121 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── @user-1429 pornhub? I'm this close to posting my videos there alternatively, torrents ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6122 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── I want to drink mai tais on a beach T.T alas, it's winter, and I'm poor ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6123 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── ┌────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: wild-conjecture-hypothesis │ └────────────────────────────────┘ gold, as a substance, was necessary for the birth of pottery because it's malleability and general sparkly and desirable demeanor meant it was easy and encouraged to create pretty things with it like statues and stuff. then, when it's rarity became known, because people kept throwing it in the river like the rest of their trash because they're dumb, people already knew how to make things and thought "hmmm we need an alternative substance" and then pottery was hardened by the fire "oh no it's too hot it's cracking let's pour water on it - ah gosh it made a bunch of smoke, nuts. oh huh that's kinda cool it's just sitting there in the statue making jumping motions without moving, wow amazing it looks like it's alive as it's steaming like I breathe" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/6125 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────── @user-1871 conquer your foes and they will never again harm you. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════┴───────────┘ |