Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/5369 ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── @user-138 you can use a username now. They added that functionality recently. it's supposedly more encrypted or something. But, it's still a centralized point of failure. If you want to say something privately, pretend like you're ordering drugs on the dark web and use PGP encryption or SSH keys or whatever it says in the "how to order drugs on the dark web" guides. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/5371 ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── @user-1429 oh fuck ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/5372 ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ the past was so fuckin' cool. hence, nostalgia. the past fuckin' sucked. hence, progress. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/5373 ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: nazis-mentioned │ └─────────────────────────┘ @user-138 I'm sure canadia had something similar...! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/5374 ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── @user-138 me neither... guess it's in-person for me. [a mysterious "they" then proceeds to set up microphones everywhere I might go] ah nuts why are all these people carrying phones around [they already know who I am, and I don't really want to be someone else, so] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/5375 ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: │ │ police-mentioned-psy-ops-mentioned-human-waste-mentioned-which-is-a-nice-way-to-say-feces-ew-gross-who-put-that-on-my-timeline-guards-arrest-these-men-they're-criminals-of-the-law-against-pooping-my-pants │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ what if we psyopped the copps um I mean what if we flash-mobbed the cops er wait hang on what if we marched with signs and changed what was on their minds uhhhh that won't work it's disabled so they say wait hang on who said you could poop your pants this is a combat scenario there's no time for fooling around in her pants with the hand ... wait, what was I going on about? oh yeah, -- stack overflow -- anyway, as I was saying, [something completely unrelated] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/5376 ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: │ │ police-mentioned-psy-ops-mentioned-human-waste-mentioned-which-is-a-nice-way-to-say-feces-ew-gross-who-put-that-on-my-timeline-guards-arrest-these-men-they're-criminals-of-the-law-against-pooping-my-pants │ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ 333 characters remaining ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┴───────────┘ |