-> file: fediverse/5090
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│ CW: economic-violence-mentioned │
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inspire me and I'll write about you or hold you in my heart
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-> file: fediverse/5091
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│ CW: swords-mentioned-but-hidden-daggers-not │
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"officer, my weapon is not concealed, therefore it does not break the statues
and limitations of this place."
"officer, my weapon is not concealed so you know it's there just in-case you
need to use it."
"I'm holding it on my belt for a bit while walking to the location"
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-> file: fediverse/5092
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"you know what this dish needs? some ramen noodle seasoning. Hang on, I think I
got some in my junk drawer."
said nobody ever
everyone knows there isn't just ONE junk drawer, but several hundred. They
multiply in the middle of the night, but it's by such a small constant factor
(0.015 ish according to our top scientists) that you don't notice until it
"flips the bit" and hits the new landmark which marks the miles since you got
stoned.
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-> file: fediverse/5093
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"where the heck is kinshasa"
- said the one guy who probably slept through geographic orientation class
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-> file: fediverse/5094
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"how the heck is this girl not dead yet"
- said the someone who has a threat model that's incomparably different than
mine for historical purposes
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-> file: fediverse/5095
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"but the trans people don't even have any silver to steal! they have nothing to
worry about."
- said the someone who has a different threat model than me
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-> file: fediverse/5096
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the ability to walk into a mall or general store and emerge as a completely
different gender is a skill that most spies and secret agents can only dream
about. And trans people resent it! what a concept. I think they just resent
being disrespected.
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