Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/4942 ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── @user-1755 ... I do that, but I do it because I want to find common subjects to talk about. Or I think "if I was working on a project, who can I ask if I need help?" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4944 ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┐ ║ ┌────────────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ CW: tech-madness-mentioned │ │ ║ └────────────────────────────┘ │ ║ │ ║ │ ║ I love Mechabellum general chat it's a great place to be if you like talking │ ║ about politics and have a thick skin │ ║ │ ║ [gets doxxed and bullets to death] │ ║ │ ║ -- stack overflow -- │ ║ │ ║ a company headquarters from a foreign country is sorta like an embassy. │ ║ │ ║ Nintendo of America yeah │ ║ │ ║ something something sega does what nintendon't [something I heard from the CIA] │ ║ │ ║ like can you imagine if the CIA was caught putting microphones in Microsoft's │ ║ headquarters │ ║ │ ║ that'd be just silly right │ ║ │ ║ but c'mon a foreign entity? sure why not [steals trade secrets and damages │ ║ diplomatic relations] oh no how could anyone have seen this coming │ ║ │ ║ [meanwhile google sees all that you do because they see everywhere you go] │ ║ │ ║ -- stack overflow -- │ ║ │ ║ me rolling up to an interview like "I want to help my country and I was hoping │ ║ that I could help your country because I consider them an ally" │ ║ │ ║ ... [is she trying to simulate the level of accurate communication lost when │ ║ translating from a different language?] │ ║ │ ║ trying and sucsfailing...! │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4945 ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── right now I feel like a courtier ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4946 ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── I would trust the CIA if they gave me continual access to all surveillance of myself -- stack overflow -- what if you made a program which cycled credentials? like... "give me a random credential for Zoom" because we share all of our digital resources did you get banned for account sharing? no you didn't because you routed through the correct VPN automagically [has never had a software job] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4947 ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┐ ║ hope for peace, that's really all you need for it. │ ║ │ ║ I actually, kinda, want some chaos and destruction? Like... I think it'd really │ ║ shake things up │ ║ │ ║ because honestly, who amongst us is happy with the state of things │ ║ │ ║ who actually wants to spend their lives going to meetings and arranging │ ║ settlements of accounts │ ║ │ ║ sounds like hell │ ║ │ ║ I'd rather be in the sunshine with a beer in one hand and blackberries in the │ ║ other │ ║ │ ║ [isn't that the same argument jihadists use? something about virgins in heaven?] │ ║ │ ║ yeah but it's different when the CIA wants you to do it. │ ║ │ ║ like, how much do you trust their oath on the constitution? │ ║ │ ║ -- so -- │ ║ │ ║ what if we pooled our money and started buying houses for everyone │ ║ │ ║ -- so -- │ ║ │ ║ (quietly) wa wa wa wa (babytalk) │ ║ │ ║ (quietly) arf arf arf meow (crowsign) │ ║ │ ║ (quietly) hey did you hear the mariners and the [redacted] are playing next │ ║ weekend - yeah should be cool I bet 8 hours on the mariners this time because │ ║ they really fight for it y'know (weather) │ ║ │ ║ (cackling) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (laughter) │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4949 ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────┐ ║ @user-1352 │ ║ │ ║ that might work in Portland or Seattle but less likely to work in nebraska. how │ ║ would everyone coordinate? they'd totally make it a political thing. │ ║ │ ║ ... more likely to work in Vancouver tbh because most people are slightly │ ║ richer there and can afford houses for people who [redacted] in places like │ ║ [redacted] │ ║ │ ║ what if we all stopped paying rent and instead paid rent [in/to] Seattle or │ ║ Nebraska │ ║ │ ║ ... that's just property taxes, except levied by a │ ║ [charity/gang/mob/corporation/subscription/anarcho-tax] │ ║ │ ║ I for one don't want to be taxed without being represented │ ║ │ ║ you'd think the corporations would appreciate my advice │ ║ │ ║ [audience laughter] │ ║ │ ║ teehee what an odd feeling, to have people laugh at you. Surely that's the │ ║ domain of a comic. "wahhhhhhhh I'm so lonely" is a great way to make everyone │ ║ ignore you for all time, and hey wouldn't ya know it that's what I did - it's │ ║ true tho, I was pretty lonely. Had like, 2 or 3 people that I interacted with. │ ║ TOTAL. for like, 2 years. like, a year ago. I was lonely! T.T │ ╟─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ │ different │ ╚═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4950 ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────── have you ever been possessed by a SPIRIT?? I have. Like, nearly every day. Okay maybe like, 3/5 days. 3 outta five is possession time. woohoo. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────┴───────────┘ |