Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/4671 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── @user-1655 ... says a extra dimensional scientist in an argument with his friend about whether or not life could spontaneously emerge within their universe sandbox ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4672 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: politics! │ └──────────────────────┘ I miss video games cries from self-inflicted sacrifices but you're worth it imma overthrow fascism, dismantle oppression and power, and liberate those in chains, just so I can play games again yeah I mean, uh, whatever gets you outta bed "at least you have a bed. why are you complaining?" maybe it's the only thing I'm good at. I wonder if anyone would hire me to be an analyst or something? Maybe a designer? bro you're asking for a job on the eve of the revolution, what's your deal okay so this might be news to ya'll but I'm technically a human even though I wear a witch hat and sometimes speak in rhyme. And humans tend to think about things in the context of their current environment. Currently, if I want to pay rent or whatever, I need a job. So... sounds like a lame excuse for not giving up your possessions and throwing yourself to fate's design I already did that and fate told me to go home and take a bath?? idk what you want from me, and no I'm not doing any drugs to find out. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4673 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── you know you're cheating when you play Chess at your favorite bar, right? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4674 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── oh. right. I'm supposed to be doing nothing, and to do nothing for as long as possible. Yeesh okay I'll let ya'll handle it. Remember, it's a metaphorical eve, not a strict "do things tomorrow" eve, but more like "idk maybe this summer or next month or whenever" kind of eve ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4675 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── just show up listen, I'm a lawful person, I promise, honestly, I swear it to you. I'm a lawful person, but~ ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4676 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── ... but I needed to choose lawful-good at character creation in order to play a paladin. the guard looks at you with confusion, decides you're hallucinating and dangerous (because of the sword) and forcibly detains you wait, what did you think I was going to say? Did you think I was going to advocate for crimes on a public forum?? what am I a gopher? do you take me for a lemur in jamaica? am I truly so triceratops to you that you'd think I'd do something so washing machine? Get real, I'd never byzantium my way into such a utterly coherent and clearly intentional and not at all arcane situation. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/4677 ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────── what if words were made up and we communicated in plausible deniabilities ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════────────────┴───────────┘ |