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there's no rule that says you have to keep your dorm room door closed
what if I wanted to do that in an apartment? someone might murder me or
something haha
(white girl problems)
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bread, butter, and raspberries. mmmmmmmm
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my favorite foods when I was recovering from surgery in thailand was butter,
bread, and jam
why does butter taste different in other countries?
"oh it's a different company, oh something something mineral compositions of
soil"
yeah. fucking. right.
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I just got the strangest urge to play Neverwinter Nights. Haven't thought about
that game in years. Gee I'm sure glad I have the technology to check that game
out. Sure glad I have the time to use the technology that I have to check that
game out. Sure glad I have the tools and the know-how to use the technology
that I have the game that check out. Sure glad that wage labor slavening hasn't
struck my particular part of the peninsula yet. When those colonialisms come
around the riverbend I'll handle it, trust me they can't get past me. I'm
stronger than ten men. No sirree, you can count on me, it's just a flesh wound
or some such thing.
(nuts, I dropped my raspberries)
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Listen, like, hear me out, but there's this great movie called Threads (1984)
and I'm not telling you to pirate it because that's illegal but I'm just
sharing the torrent here in case you wanted to verify that the version you
legally own is the same one that I own
[link removed at the request of [redacted]]
okay thanks for hearing me out, that was a tough 2.5 hours wasn't it
gee sure glad we're not handing the keys to our nuclear arsenal to someone like
me
that'd be quite a decision
this other fella seems like a great guy to entrust with our destruction
I mean, yeah, why not, why wouldn't it be someone like him? we have so many
options but somehow the transgender drag queens don't strike me as the type to
initiate thermonuclear war and destroy all life on azeroth
........ so yeah it's gotta be the other guy. sorry pals, I know you really
wanted your time in the limelight, but hear me out this other fella's insistent
on blowing up the world, sooo whatcha gonna do /shrug not my circus monke
¯_(ツ)_/¯
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content warnings are important so that people who are listening to a screen
reader out loud don't stumble across stupid things in company they don't want
to hear.
hence, "politics-mentioned" so I don't fuck over my blind friends
did you know that there are more vision impaired people using the fediverse
than queer people? It's true! I read it once on the fediverse!
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did you know the rivers used to be clear?
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