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 [stolen from reddit]
a four panel comic. The first has a man naked in bed holding a walkie-talkie. "I lost my phone, so we have to do phone sex over walkie-talkie" next panel, he lies back and gets comfortable, resting an arm underneath his head and stretching to fill his available space. He speaks with command into the microphone and says "Bend over." She, in the third panel, holds her walkie talkie with grace, and listens with the blankest of face. "Bend what?" ... fourth panel. She remembers what she forgot. "Over." 

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 how cherished is she
 that wanders with the
 flowers in the garden of eden
 
 under a big tree
 her heart she will leave
 with all her designs she abandoned
 
 I lay beside them and wander beside her
 will she know we miss her horizons
 
 I think she will mind,
 if I have resigned,
 my fate to a life I will hide in,
 
 oh how I do long for you.
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 @user-889 
 
 linkedin is a facebook you can look at at work. Also there's a job board.
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 witches are people who see the inherent spirit in all things
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 stressed out today because reasons so I sang a song that I wrote just now:
 
 download link:
 https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/music/cassandora-and-pandasandra.wav


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 @user-1074 
 
 it's okay, be yourself 
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 Normal people: bandaids 
 
 Capitalists: staples, because they're cheap and so what if you ooze a little?
 That's the end user's problem
 
 Unix developers: duct-tape and gauze, because the shape is so customizable and
 it'll never come off accidentally, plus you can use gauze for so many other
 things too like mopping up oil spills or~
 
 Medical professionals: bandaids 
 
 Normal people: bandaids
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