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This gun is my sword
This blade is my weapon
And my foes will lay before me
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Supreme Commander ruined me.
I can't play RTS games without a zoom function T.T
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There is no past, only history
There is no future, only planning
Today is everywhere all the time. Nothing changes the fact that we all sleep at
once.
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│ CW: climate-change │
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🖼
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we must upgrade cats until they can survive falls from terminal velocity
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what if we voted for the relative quantities of goods imported to our shores
like... "500 anonymous people voted for this specific purple dragon dildo, and
that's enough to put forth a petition to import them from australia"
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most people, when they run out of toothpaste:
"oh huh I should buy more"
me, when I run out of toothpaste:
"verily in three monthes time, when I shall next possess toothpaste, I shall
forsoothe brush TWICE as hard and TWICE as often, to make up for the holes
inflicted upon my teeth. Innest addittioneth, no more candy shallest be
eateneth untileth ye toothpasteth be acquiredeth"
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