Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/1872 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── the most efficient productivity hack that I know is: pkill firefox ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1873 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned-knots-mentioned-programming-mentioned │ └─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ I love making up my own knots! I don't like memorizing other people's knots >.> wait, shit this was supposed to be about programming ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1874 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── @user-1083 now imagine that those enslaved to a life of solitude and contemplation were suddenly freed and given purpose and community and a heartfelt goal of creating a better society ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1875 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── when elected to be president, I will do nothing all day every day except sign my signature on the pardons that my trusted team places on my desk. For four years, I will do nothing but dismantle the prison industrial complex in the least radical and most focused way I can think of. ... please don't elect me twice I don't think my sanity could take it ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1876 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── @user-1086 whoa cool! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1877 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── said trusted team will be comprised of exclusively judges appointed by prior presidents - 50% from George W Bush and 50% from Obama, to mitigate or eliminate political bias. If they can't come up with any names, I'll start by going down the list of "most appealed" and then move on to "longest duration" "but what if only like, 2 judges want to be on your team" well then there's going to be a lot of violent criminals on the streets so if they actually cared about justice they'd help me by feeding my desk the least troublesome people ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1878 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── pardon me, I'd just like to interject for a moment - what you're referring to as "sky" is actually nitrogen/oxygen, or as I've taken to calling it "nitroxygen" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ |