Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/1748 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: scary │ └──────────────────────┘ I made a horror film on accident. this was all improv. the audio drivers were glitching out, even through a reboot, and they magically fixed themselves the next day. https://youtu.be/Z09Om7BvVfQ?si=xERRxy7fnYn4Doxo I swear it wasn't meant to be this suspenseful. it just is. [think of it like a disney-world ride] is my computer haunted? ? ? anyway, here ya go, it's an hour and 20 minutes long and full of vibes. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/423 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── A job where you only have to work one day per week of your choosing (but semi-permanent) and are automatically placed on a team with others in the company who work that same day and accomplish whatever goals they think fulfill the company's vision. If they don't have any ideas then they should work on collaborating with others until they do. Let's get things done! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1749 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ "eat food, dearest one. Tea has no calories." ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1750 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── Some of the most beautiful works of engineering are proprietary. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/424 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── Facebook is great because you can talk with your friends, but, like... Facebook knows who you are. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/425 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── Here's an open source replacement idea for the "friendfinder" functionality in Facebook: Everyone has a secret code, and a public code. The secret code is kept locked away on their hard drive and is probably automatically encrypted itself. The public code is known by Facebook (or whichever mutual hosting platform people want to use) but in order to connect with someone you send them a public friend request and then they'll send you a second, auto-generated public code which is their real username. Essentially obfuscating the connection process by using a public middleman as an intermediary before exchanging more secure connection protocols. Like giving someone your phone number that you met in a bar, or your telegram handle if you met online. Then, from that point on, every message includes a hidden portion at the bottom which is the new address you should send the next message to. This is all TCP style btw, not UDP. These "addresses" could literally be ipv6 addresses and port numbers. There's enough such that every message sent for the next thousand years would fit in the allowable address space. Why do we even need middle-men again for messaging applications? Oh right because users are too dumb to install said application. Well... Tough shit, stop being lazy. Computers are easy if you have a good teacher. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1751 ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── @user-883 They're still beautiful, just imprisoned. A caged bird sings just as sweet, even if you can't see the sheet music. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ |