Poems in true chronological order by post date
-> file: fediverse/1426 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── I am dogmatic with my code of ethics. Believe me, or don't, contest me, or not, I always will do what I trust. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: fediverse/1427 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── if you want your game to be playable in 20 years, make sure it runs on Linux. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/261 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── Trans girls be like "I'm both Chihiro Fujisaki and Chiaki Nanami" and people don't understand why they don't get capitalism ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/262 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── "come home" and "don't go" sound the same. Same for "kill yourself" and "save yourself". If only there was a universal language that we could speak to our refridgerator (or other parts of the world prone to tapping) where positive messages would have a different amount of syllables from negative ones. Ah well I guess that's why they call it an angel and devil tapping on your shoulder. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/263 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── Inside of me there are two wolves. The first says "wait no I'm actually a human" and the other says "I'm a witch! Teehee" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/264 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── Don't write self documenting code! Force people to read the documentation so they know how to use it ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ -> file: messages/265 ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── [Image: Screenshot_20240113-003148_Firefox.png] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ |