first you'll need a WoW client - 3.3.5a Wrath of the Lich King (WotLK)

next make sure there's no viruses on it. I recommend comparing signed keys or 
PGP something or other - you figure it out.

next you'll need to change the realmlist.wtf file located in teh game's 
directory under Data/enUS/ to read this:

set realmlist wow.ritzmenardi.com

note that's WOW as in World of Warcraft, not WWW as in World Wide Web

then when you open up the game (NOT THE LAUNCHER!!!) you'll be able to connect.

use one of these accounts:

*------------------------------*
| user      | password         |
*------------------------------*
| filament  | cherry-ribbon    |
| verbose   | table-aperture   |
| clock     | super-migration  |
| fable     | interest-sincere |
| raptor    | cannon-pilgrim   |
| flipper   | absolute-chatter |
| peculiar  | spectacle-taxes  |
| serenade  | mountain-pulse   |
| artifice  | affront-bulbous  |
| nostalgia | unmitigated-butt |
| ephemeren | reticulated-self |
| sorrowful | falling-leaves   |
| testUser  | please-ignore    |
| riparian  | ossified-metrics |
| multitude | harmonic-angles  |
| catlike   | arduous-flames   |
| aboleth   | ardent-forays    |
| mailbox   | deleted-shivers  |
| scarlet   | crusade-rocks    |
| fibrous   | crushed-parasol  |
| luminous  | frothy-waves     |
| seaweed   | protects-bears   |
| carbon    | blessing-cinders |
| sympathy  | motor-responses  |
*------------------------------*

make sure you remember which one you picked so you can come back and level the 
same character. if you get kicked off try another one, someone else probably 
wants to play.

I suggest you bring friends. I'ts more fun that way.

if you run out of character slots then you have permission to delete the lowest 
level character. or you could pick one randomly and fool around with wherever 
and whatever the previous person was doing.

if you want to make a permanent character that's yours forever and isn't public 
then shoot me an email at gabrilend@gmail.com or cameronking@protonmail.com and 
i'll make one for you.

if my computer isn't on and the server isn't running you won't be able to log on
of course. so just email me and i'll turn it on for you. if anyone has any 
better ideas let me know i'm not great at networking.