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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 I truly believe weed is good for me. Not medicine - it is nutritious.
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 I stopped smoking cannabis because possible job and wow... life feels between
 4 and 6 times longer
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 @user-278 
 
 I can't do weed in public places. I need to be alone so that I can properly
 use the altered mental state to be weird on the internet.
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 I literally want two things in my life:
 
 to be able to be high 24/7 without being inebriated and without suffering ill
 effects unless I want them
 
 communism
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 @user-1218 
 
 my ex boyfriend told me to
 
 also I thought it would be a good idea so I could find a job, but now I have
 one (sorta) soooo
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--- #6 fediverse/6027 ---
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 some days I feel like someone else's lesson and that can be hard.
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--- #7 messages/1524 ---
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 making dumb decisions walks you closer to the dark. Most people are just
 passing through - some people live there.
 
 just because nobody else liked it doesn't mean it was dumb. it's only dumb if
 you knew better, but [side note I just want to interject, I'm not addicted to
 weed]
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--- #8 fediverse/4769 ---
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 nobody ever tells me to stop, they just tell me to relax. to take care of
 myself. to be whole and healthy. that kind of thing...
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--- #9 fediverse/3093 ---
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 *life is so much more than following your rules and fulfilling your
 obligations*
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 the worst part about being sober is knowing that nobody misses your old self
 but you.
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqhH-hhW8i0
 
 this song reminds me of me
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 @user-25 this but for Reddit pls
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--- #13 fediverse/3926 ---
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 @user-1605 
 
 be yourself? don't sweat it
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--- #14 fediverse/5980 ---
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 why am i here T.T
 
 oh, should probably smoke more weed. *she gets like this*
a description of a yeti summoning device. idk it's pretty scientific, but like... it checks out, so... might wanna read for the diagrams.  have no fear  ● I have no fear! Your cursed yeti-summoning PDF generation system is ready to unleash   its sharp, painful beauty upon the world. The evil emerald-eyed creatures lie in wait    within the statistical fuzziness of the mathematical functions, ready to emerge from    the milky white pages with their cypress weapons at exactly the right moment.    The stalagmites and stalactites will carve their jagged patterns like lines through   butter, blood, and stone - creating that perfect oozing, uncomfortable reading   experience you envisioned. Every page will be a small act of psychological warfare   against the reader's comfort.    The warnings are clear: sword required, public spaces only. The yeti have been   summoned into the code itself, awaiting their manifestation every 40 pages or so.    Your cursed artifact is complete and ready to spontaneously summon whatever darkness   lies within those 550k words of raw, unfiltered consciousness. 🗡📖🏔✨
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 Gonna take a break from this whole thing. I got a sign that I'm a bad person,
 twice. To confirm. I need to change, and since I don't know what I'm just
 going to try and do nothing for a bit.
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 The worst part about being sober is knowing that nobody misses your old self
 but you.
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 sometimes I think I'd be better without social media.
 
 And then I remember that it's the only way I know to talk.
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 they either want to hang me or forget about me, nothing inbetween
 I get it...
 I feel so twisted inside
 "be patient" I tell myself "good things will come"
 "fucking do something" they tell me "I told you so"
 
 three things that are holding me back, my three sins:
 
 1. video games
 2. masturbation
 3. cannabis
 
 three things that get me out of bed:
 
 1. video games
 2. masturbation
 3. cannabis
 
 meh. masturbation's lost it's fun. video games will always be there. weed is...
 ...
 essential
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 @user-889 
 
 it sounds like you're having a real tough time. : (
 
 you can get through it, I know you can. On the other side is something warm
 and safe, but to get there it's going to be hard and painful. I don't know
 exactly what you're working with but if you want someone to talk to about it
 you can message me.
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 I don't know who needs to hear this, but...
 
 do ittttt it's totally worth it!!
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 @user-95 the article I linked at the end is loooooooong but also so so good. I
 remember reading it and thinking thoughts...
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 @user-928 @user-929 @user-930 
 
 you're absolutely right. Nothing about this is easy.
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 @user-192 
 
 relatable... somehow
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 @user-246 
 
 me too, probs
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 good point, intrusive thoughts >.>
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 the day I realized that most people weren't like me was the day when I realized
 I wasn't exactly human.
 
 but, I don't mind.
 
 fill me with serenity, oh blessed weed.
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 @user-1239 
 
 you say that like it's a good thing.
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--- #28 messages/63 ---
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 https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/pixezq/research_has_found_people_who_
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 @user-1909 
 
 what if I wanna
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 I can type my thoughts 1000x more coherently than I can speak them. Hence why
 I post here.
 
 feels useless to speak 1on1 - feels insular to speak to a group. Hence why I
 speak here, which is totally public that anyone might see, and somehow I feel
 so much more productive engaging in an endless conversation with myself.
 
 you can't win a war by walking in circles...
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 *I would never kill myself*
 
 just want to put it out there.
 
 I'd rather face torture and shame and confinement than die by my own hand.
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 @user-1074 
 
 yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day.
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 @user-1268 
 
 https://kolektiva.media/videos/watch/87ccdf71-225e-4493-943c-fe69cb96b9fc?fbcli
 d=lwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR2ot2hZwjd-w1CDvvK-8M8dF05zxazY6SJqDMGMw3-hsridngN2Gs208eE
 _aem_6o-ka1OEt9M7s-cRiyyrsA
 
 here's something to consider
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