=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 gonna pre-emptively backup my fediverse archive haha just-in-case I get banned
 for spamming or something teehee (totally reasonable teebeeh)
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/2795 ---
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 this is me on the fediverse:
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--- #2 fediverse/5166 ---
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 the fediverse made me
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--- #3 fediverse/3014 ---
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 the part of me that thinks "woof I gotta stop posting on the fediverse" is not
 the part of me that posts on the fediverse.
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--- #4 fediverse/5144 ---
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 my fediverse posts are not campaign promises, and should not be received as
 things I will always continue to believe.
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--- #6 fediverse/4484 ---
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 okay I really need to get going. It's too easy to scroll mastodon looking
 for... um, "memes"

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--- #7 fediverse/5574 ---
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 don't forget to download your mastodon archive! why not, right? just throw it
 in a folder with the 19 others.
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--- #8 fediverse/1444 ---
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 now is as good a time as any to clear your cookies and put every password you
 have to re-enter into a password manager. I know it's hard but you can do it!
 
 also, don't forget to request your archive of the fediverse every 7 days or
 whenever!
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--- #9 fediverse/4921 ---
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 @user-78 
 
 https://mastodon.social/@user-1752
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--- #10 fediverse/1365 ---
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 @user-883 
 
 but also it's the fediverse, it's the wild west, it's free to do however you
 decide to be. so don't worry too much about fitting in to anything, just be
 yourself ^_^
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--- #11 fediverse/1481 ---
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 if you lose someone on the Fediverse then there's a zero percent chance you'll
 ever find them again.
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--- #12 bluesky#10 ---
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 whoever heard of cohost and mastodon??
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--- #13 fediverse/3694 ---
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 if advertisers feel comfortable putting an ad on your profile then you're not
 using the fediverse correctly
 
 if anyone tells you how to use the fediverse then they're using the fediverse
 wrong
 
 if anyone ever tells you to do anything ever at all for any reason you are
 legally obligated to bite their flesh
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 when I first came to the fediverse everyone was *so fucking cute*
 
 now everyone's all somber all the time.
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--- #15 fediverse/4716 ---
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 "hey you're cool, can I get your socials?"
 
 sure, I mostly post on the fediverse
 
 "what's that"
 
 oh, like... Mastodon
 
 "oh, no haha I meant like a real social media"
 
 ah. well I make comments on Reddit sometimes.
 
 *you make them sound like a jerk*
 
 no they're cool they're just misinformed. the fediverse is the future, or
 like, something like it, I'm sure. who wants to go back to capitalism? not me
 hehe
 
 ... I'm getting silly, gonna go to sleep.
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--- #16 fediverse/174 ---
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 One of the neat things about the fediverse is that all the accounts posting
 things like train schedules or sports scores gently encourage users to learn
 how to curate their feeds by blocking people who are irrelevant, not just
 those who hurt you
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--- #17 messages/260 ---
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 Also, if they delete it we should be entitled to a copy of it so we can post
 it elsewhere. Otherwise they're destroying our content, which they orient
 their business around and which we own.
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--- #18 messages/1014 ---
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 Okay, that should be enough to bury it for a while. Hope they don't see me on
 their feed.
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--- #19 fediverse/376 ---
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 @user-281 
 
 I'm just a rando but my understanding is that posting on the fediverse is
 sorta like writing on the sky, and anyone that wants can read it. I could be
 wrong though
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--- #20 fediverse/4600 ---
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 they say the fediverse is at it's best when it's you and your collection of
 weirdos hanging out in a room together making toots and posting funnies
 
 then the reply guys ruined the fun. how do they keep finding???
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--- #21 fediverse/34 ---
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 In light of the drama that's going on at Reddit, I just wanted to add that the
 real reason they're doing this is not money. It's so they don't have to be
 accountable to tools like PushShift that archive the entire site, allowing
 them to change and bend narratives at will.
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--- #22 fediverse/3051 ---
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 @user-1437 @user-1438 
 
 you poor thing, don't delete your toots! don't delete your account! you are
 wanted here, this is the fediverse! it's for all of us.
 
 I personally *like* cyber-sexual exploitation more than cyber exploitation. I
 wouldn't have thought about it unless you said something. there are a *lot* of
 ways to exploit someone in a digital medium, and adding "sexual" focuses the
 term to specifically the non-consentual sharing of sexual digital media -
 which is exactly what the term "revenge porn" describes.
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--- #23 fediverse/69 ---
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 oh great it's compressed to hell. Thanks fediverse. Sure glad we don't have
 vast hordes of enterprise systems ready to host this kind of thing.
 
 #labtechnician
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--- #24 fediverse/5850 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 if you'd like I can give you a lua script which will take your fediverse
 archive and turn it into a pdf which you can edit or print or whatever. Might
 be a fun diversion from posting. You can reply to yourself, add
 clarifications, change some things, put things in a new light, add context,
 etc... before you know it you'll have something printable. Could even pull out
 your best stuff and make zines.
 
 should require just a little configuration to suit your setup. That's part of
 how I stay "productive" without posting all the time.
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--- #25 fediverse/2506 ---
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 I can't imagine having a fediverse feed comprised of more than 70 people. I
 fear I'd forget them, or forget what they stand for.
 
 I guess that's why ya'll put so much information in your bios. Information
 they can use to simulate you, alongside all of your posts.
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--- #26 fediverse/4604 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 collectively identifying an entire instance as a single person is a useful and
 crucial engagement pattern that I believe helps unify the fediverse. Can also
 fracture it, but oh well??
 
 I heard that some instances defederated my instance recently. I wonder why?
 Oh, some drama with some person, gee that's kinda like abandoning a third
 space in IRL public because someone who worked there abused their partner.
 Like ditching the Beatle's conception of heaven because the guy who sang that
 song did rude things to his wife. Like did you hear John Denver once cut his
 wife in half with a chainsaw? I heard it was her mattress, ooooo scary. Isn't
 he the guy that sang about peace, love, serenity, harmony? what's that all
 about? ah well he's defederated from life now, can't ask him a damn thing, can
 we?
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--- #27 fediverse/5303 ---
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 I don't ever delete my posts (except two or three times because I had a crisis
 of faith)
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--- #28 fediverse/4983 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 fediverse has a metamour? who is she, I never met her
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--- #30 fediverse/4537 ---
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 ah nuts, I didn't have enough money to pay the internet bill.
 
 So if I disappear and/or delete my account in the near future, that's
 *definitely* why.
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--- #31 fediverse/1589 ---
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 When I first came to the fediverse it felt like a breath of fresh air -
 finally, I could speak to the world!
 
 I don't know what happened, but somehow now it feels like I only speak to
 like, 30 people
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--- #32 fediverse/2526 ---
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 @user-1283 
 
 ah neat, forgot about hash-tags
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--- #33 fediverse/5790 ---
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 ha this is what's on my mind. I'm on /home/ritz/words//fediverse/5688.txt by
 now though! It's always fun when an old one pops up. anyway gtg ttyl

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