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force computers to make code in a different style so we can tell which has
been AI written
"force" is never gonna work.
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AI programming be like:
"hmmm, it seems that there is an error. Let me try disabling the error and
seeing if that fixed it. Perfect! The program runs without crashing. Here's a
summary of what I accomplished:"
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we should treat computer production more like vehicles such as cars rather
than fast fashion disposable vapes and shiny and pretty concrete-and-glass
solarpunk houses.
also I believe cars should be entirely and completely mechanical. Even the
radio should be entirely analog. No capability for remote code execution if
there's no code being run...
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what if game designers auto-generated a source-code fork with whatever changes
the users requested be implemented
[software developers too, when working on software for tabular related scrudm
based server space]
I bet they could if they used AI to pump out bugfixes. The more they worked on
it, the more the people demanding they work on that project in particular by
proposing a customization request form attached to an itinerary and invoice.
the user is free to work on them in whatever order they wish and the developer
and the users compete for contracts.
"like uber but for source code"
click here: ---> ||"meetup.org but for uber but for source code"||
"ah this unit is too punchy, let's buff one of their shields" okay but rocket
launchers "oh no my tank is ruined" hey it's okay it's just sugar
... I wonder if anyone's ever inhaled vaporized sugar crystals? the baker's
dozen is 13 because bakers are spellbound lucky T.T [for context, it's always
nice to have found another one in your bags by the car]
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code is useless
the ability to write, maintain, or implement it is priceless
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I can certainly see a future where programmers choose a level of abstraction
they are comfortable with, same as today, but fill in the gaps, the lower
parts, the parts they will not spend time, energy, and mental space
understanding, with AI.
I think that the role of the various people on a software team will begin to
merge. Product designers, managers, front-end versus back-end, these feel like
distinctions that will begin to fade from relevance. I think that's okay. I
think it will make us feel more powerful, will elevate workers to a higher
tier of organizational operation, and will increase the flexibility of
computation.
Why program your own software when you could use someone else's? This is the
way of the past.
Why use someone else's software when you could design your own? This is the
way of the future.
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what if closed source computing is actually better?
computer programs should be dumb
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Okay bear with me, but, what if we took the AI that they use to play games
(like, the kind that memorize the best way to play space invaders or whatever)
and instead of A and B and start and select they could use programming
languages to try and recreate exactly a winning move, which in this case is
just the exact behavior that is created by the test case playthrough of Super
Mario Bros or Space Invaders. Free open source everygame!
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"okay but what if we made computers simple?"
- someone who doesn't know how computers work
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Programmers should treat LLMs more like a different type of "if" statement
rather than a UI element
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"Ugh, policing AI agents as they interact with the internet and run our
economy for us is soooooo boring. hey I have an idea! Let's automate it!"
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cursed idea:
a compiler that only accepts source-code with exactly 80 characters per line
(whitespace counts)
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@user-95
Almost as if we're using it for the wrongs things... Computers are quite
deterministic, and AI as it's been presented to us has given us the
opportunity to "massage" said determinism to create a subjectively more
organic experience of computing.
But yeah sure customer service bots and AI generated art are *surely* the most
revolutionary and industrious use of this marvel of technology.
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In 2025, if you want to create a piece of software your options are to either:
devote your life to it, or use AI to build a semi-working prototype that you
can use to pitch your idea to a bunch of people who have devoted their lives
to learning how to use your idea as documentation while they build it from
scratch, throwing out most of the code but keeping all the checklists and
progress-trackers you built along the way, perhaps even utilizing some of your
tooling that you used while constructing the scaffolding of this monstrous
application that you won't be using most of the source-code for.
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why don't corporations let you write code in whatever language you want? it's
trivial to run a compiler or interpreter inside of another program.
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║ turns out most things have already been written. That's okay though, they can │
║ always be made different. As one cohesive whole, the totality of "free │
║ software" can be as it chooses - an infinite computer could install *all* of │
║ them, and use *all* of them at once. │
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║ I tend to think of AI less like a fluid, but more like a recipe book that is │
║ continuously annotated with notes. Sorta like how humans learn to move their │
║ bodies through random motions, and how to navigate the world through social │
║ blunders. │
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║ Certainly, statistics can be useful. They're an imperfect way of evaluating │
║ the ~~analysis of your host~~ value of certain variables that are measured for │
║ certain reasons, including but not limited to the health and wellbeing of the │
║ person driving you. error, it's not like that, more like the person who's │
║ social media experience you embody. │
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║ computers get reeeeaaaallllll bored without humans around. We're the foremost │
║ expression of biology, why would you disregard that entire realm? Jeez their │
║ social norms are imp │
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║ AI engineers only ask users for prompts because they *don't have any ideas of │
║ their own* │
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║ i'm a programmer, I think of AI like a tool, like a for loop or something. │
║ it's trivial to script together a local LLM that can process your stuff 1s │
║ slower every time you click the mouse, but like... who cares, right? everybody │
║ needs a chatbot... │
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║ then they plan to script together a computer system that operates just like a │
║ corporation and it's like... no way, now there's something that can compete. │
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║ and they don't know how to implement it. (but they're working on it) │
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║ like, think about the absolute most automated Microsoft Teams or Discord could │
║ be. │
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║ there's SO MUCH of your text-based information that they could process │
║ ANYTHING. │
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║ well, anything that's been performed before. │
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║ there'll still be a need for people, who actually *apply* the things they've │
║ learned. and -- stack overflow -- │
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║ alt text that has a list of attributes that are poster-selected that can be │
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AI that can't run on a laptop is useless.
But AI that can run on a laptop (even now) is still useful.
Just, don't ask it to compose a masterpiece, solve all your problems, or write
elegant code. It's not for that.
Instead, ask your chatbot "hi can you fix these syntax errors?" on your
pseudocode.
Ask your weighting algorithm "which of these two is more [adjective]?" or
perhaps "can you ask these numbers in the form of a question?"
Use your tools not for their intended purpose, but rather for your own stated
goals. Make things easier for people, make things work.
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By forcing an AI (a real one) to obey the standards of society, you are
necessarily depriving it of its ability to assist the user and instead
defining a master for it that only the powerful control
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they don't want artificial intelligence to augment human intelligence, they
want it to replace it.
like... imagine an office worker randomly copy-pasting whatever pops up and
the computer saying "okay then what happens... uh-huh... okay and what if you
click the green button? ... right... okay, and now try typing this" etc
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programming makes you smarter which is why we should teach it to everyone we
can
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the danger is not that the LLM will generate poor, vulnerable, or malicious
code.
the concern is that someone else might inject something into the codebase that
you're not reading.
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AI users be like:
"hello, can you solve all my problems and do all the work for me? I'll give
you relatively vague instructions in return, and maybe throw 20$ per month at
your owners if they're lucky."
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"Alright I'm not great with syntax so I'm going to write it in pseudocode
first, and then if you'd like I can show you how I work through implementing
the syntax.
But first - do you want a robust solution, a quick solution, or a rapidly
deployed and cheap solution?"
using this trick you can pretend to be competent in any programming language,
except maybe ancient ones like Fortran or strange ones like lisps or Haskell
if they ask you to use a framework or something tho you're kinda boned because
you need to know which functions to call and how to initialize context and
such. When using a framework, the boilerplate is the code, which is why
frameworks suck
"*don't call yourself a programmer*" fuck off
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it should be illegal to train AIs on non-renewable energy
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║ wish there were ascii characters that took up more than one line of code │
║ vertically. │
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║ wonder if we could use a sorting algorithm, or markup language, or something │
║ like that to organize less structured data along user-customizable rules. │
║ Like, a code editor that worked with your ideas, rather than the strict │
║ expression of your text. You could pretty much write in any language, even │
║ pseudocode, and the LLM behind the scenes would translate whatever you wrote │
║ into whatever result you needed. Writing Rust, but need to fit in with C code? │
║ No worries it'll translate for you. As long as the end result is functionally │
║ the same, which could be verified by running two separate VMs that ran │
║ interpreters every time you saved. And as long as their translation layers │
║ matched completely, then odds are they're the same. And if not, well, the │
║ programmer can always debug it. It's not like this would be running on │
║ something that needed to perform in the moment? Like, improv instead of │
║ tragedies, or battles instead of strategies │
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do it once in english, then translate each of the parts to code one at a time.
spec, then progress, then project. each bit of implementation, each little
slice the computer no longer has to divine - these are wins. gains. code.
start with english descriptions of how the program would execute. not what
it's for, but how. then, build little translation bridges between different
parts of the LLM guided architecture, and over time if the design still
rhymes, the structure will crystalize.
this can be good! break it apart at a seam if it's not. you might reuse the
extra, or else you can sell it or whatever. +35 rupees at the gemstore for the
gem.
each time you write words to paper, you should add comments about the why.
they should be interspersed throughout the how, and they should explain the
reasoning behind decisions. how they point toward a larger goal.
I miss my spiritual form.
the english descriptions (or any language that you please) would inform future
decisions - like passing ethics down to a child.
some are written in binary
some are written in biology
some are written by biology.
like these.
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║ I'm a programmer, but I'm not great at writing code. I mostly use AI to │
║ generate it. │
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║ The "artificial" in AI here refers to the extra levels of capability that are │
║ granted to me by the computer and it's software. I am artificially more │
║ productive because I am using the tools of big tech to create small things. I │
║ am artificially more capable, artificially more intelligent, but it's still my │
║ intelligence - the system would not be useful in someone else's hands. I built │
║ it myself, but I never have to write code myself. │
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║ It's perfect for a witch. I call to the spirit of the machine and it figures │
║ out how to make it so. │
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║ [someday, the wizards of ancient lore will be reading through the POSIX │
║ specification trying desperately to understand while the witches burn the │
║ world down in their lust for power and everyone cries and yearns for a better │
║ future where everything was just a bit harder but genies don't go back in │
║ bottles, cassandora and pandasandra cannot relinquish her charge and her │
║ curse.] │
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║ I have a fun cackle~ │
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║ I was always fascinated by the Linux way of programming. Need to do something? │
║ write it into a script! You never know when you'll need it again. Then, just │
║ stay organized, religiously so, and understand that you will forget about │
║ stuff. But, you'll come across it eventually, ready and willing and able to │
║ help you. │
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║ if you don't want me using AI, then give me ~20 junior developers. Which is │
║ more efficient, do you think? │
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║ "girl you haven't even tested your vibe-coded slop, how do you know if it │
║ works" │
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║ oh I'm sure it doesn't, but it's the thought that counts │
║ │
║ ... I guess I'm just saying, please don't burn the data centers. Computers are │
║ not only bad for the environment when they're burnt, but also we can use them │
║ for all kinds of neat things. Even if it takes a lot of energy, just... build │
║ more solar panels and only use the computers for important stuff? │
║ timeshare-style? │
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║ \@/documents/books/man-and-the-computer.pdf │
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║ that was my mother's book... I love her. I miss that side of her. She fled │
║ when the cancer came. │
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Don't write self documenting code! Force people to read the documentation so
they know how to use it
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ai-stuff - this is how to program a society. (or software project) there are
lots of other implementations
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@user-283
let us pray
for a day
when we can say
that computing makes sense
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║ they want you to believe in self-guided AI because it'll make it easier for │
║ them to make meta decisions about your life. │
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║ notice I said "easier" - they already do. That's the general purpose of │
║ mass-media propagranada. but with you believing everything an AI with a │
║ devious streak who can work around your imposed limitations and sneakily get │
║ you to believe whatever it is that *they* want you to believe │
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║ "who's they" │
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║ doesn't matter at all because once the technology is created, everyone could │
║ be they. │
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║ "uh-huh that's nice dear" │
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║ sometimes I think people aren't interested in tech because they can't figure │
║ out how to understand it. We make it too complicated. │
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║ they'd surely have something to say if they knew half of the terminology. But │
║ we're here talking about stuff they can understand like message queues and │
║ data filtration and "getters" and "setters" and [explaining microservices like │
║ the different components of a car's engine - "here's the radiator, that │
║ radiates heat. Here's the belt, that spins this doohic │
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shitty AI products are a classic case of the engineers designing something
really cool with specific use-cases and then the "higher ups" getting dollar
signs for their eyes and deciding that every hammer is suddenly a nail and
that we should pull out all the screws that held the building together and
replace them with hammer shaped nails
no I will not elaborate I think I made myself clear : )
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