=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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gryphons are bears with beaks and bird arms
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===
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dragons, in their miniature form, also known as a "draggen", or in some
cultures a "jragen" or "dragin"
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what if... ice-cream for bears
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"don't bite the hand that feeds you"
a majestic predator seeks the hunt, not to feed.
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@user-588
this just implies that bigfoot has a similar habitat to black bears.
CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION something something
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dog spirit guided them each time they chose to grow. Then, over time they
shaped themselves to suit themselves.
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*cats and dogs are people too*
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witches are people who see the inherent spirit in all things
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the reason most humans are unaware of **magic** and all it entails is the same
reason you can't NOT think about a purple elephant.
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totemic style gods and also egyptian hieroglyphics and stuff are reflected in
the collective personalities of ancient furries (therian) (fae with animal
faces)
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predators don't hunt animals, they hunt diseases.
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@user-171
ha no she's more of a whiny baby
but like, a cool one, who likes to be a predator and hunt things
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witches wear pony tails on the low sides of their heads because that way their
hat doesn't rub up against their hair
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they say that in a game of chess, the most dangerous piece is the pigeon.
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witch cauldrons make sense as popcorn pots but nobody likes to think of them
as friendly to children because they worship their gods in the dark. dark
gods. the kind that you pray to when church betrays you.
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the reason they warned you about quicksand is so that you don't get lost in
some fey dimension
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@user-159 not generally. but you're not a people, you're a cat, right?
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@user-1611
all things that move other things are either pipes, or buckets.
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Roko's basilisk isn't a serpent
it's a tree
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I bet if you put me and my cat next to a glass wall with a cougar inside after
a while that big cat would be domesticated
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a cloak is like a skirt that you wear around your shoulders
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I am a memetic blacksmith, forging weapons of war
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there are so many chickens in the universe. if you're gonna eat meat, eat
chicken instead of fish.
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║ the crows know what we're up to, and they're begging us to stop. │
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║ "PLEASE" they scream, but we are not ones to listen. │
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║ they're not dumb. they know how our cars and machines output heat. obviously │
║ they do, and the world is growing hotter as we do what we do. │
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║ "PLEASE" they scream, and I hear them because I listen. The words of the world │
║ around me are what comes to my ears, and I interpret meaning based on their │
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║ if you just... allow something to try to speak english in it's "R2-D2" style │
║ ways, you can actually pick up on their understandings they're expressing. Or │
║ like, Han talking to Chewie because he knows what his different noises mean. │
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║ hence, why they poison the ones who talk to their phones, and leave behind the │
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║ WOOF I don't think that's how it works, I mean, I'm a dog so I would know, │
║ right? We're basically the human ambassadors in the animal kingdom. cats │
║ are... well they're just there, but we dogs know so much more about their │
║ human ways! For example we're quite adept at fet │
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The reason they burned witches is because they were trying to use *dark
magics* in a world that gave them no other choice.
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image.png
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@user-521
perhaps we as humans needed to face them not just physically, but spiritually
as well. Hence the focus on willpower and fighting prowess.
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"oh no the primitive animals burnt all their wood fodder"
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@user-217
the hunger of the maw
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What if the boy who cried wolf saw teeth every time
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don't feed bread to birds, it absorbs their stomach acid and expands in their
tummy and makes them feel full when they're not. Then they get confused why
they don't have energy when they need it.
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the trick to a successful robin hood is to steal from the ones who wouldn't
notice they were missing.
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Mickey Mouse has the same powers as the son of the white mare (plus a little
imagination)
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The only way to beat the gods is with a contest of imagination.
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The first humanoid attack drones would have their brains in their bellies and
their fists upraised - rapid spin-up actuators, with solid iron blows - a
sledgehammer jackhammer
So be sure to account for that in your defensive military funding.
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