=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 OKAY FINE I'll take fiber supplements. Don't blame me if I poop my pants
 though.
 
 can't stand the constipation anymore. Hurts too much.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/2882 ---
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 in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own
 sake.
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--- #2 fediverse/2260 ---
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 cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
 eat your vegetables when you can.
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--- #3 fediverse/3186 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 me too, probs
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--- #4 messages/354 ---
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 Fuck it, I guess I'm doing kegels now.
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--- #5 fediverse/340 ---
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 it's important to always have an extra pair of sweatpants in the bathroom.
 
 trust me
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--- #6 fediverse/1945 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 darn I should kick it up a notch
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--- #7 fediverse/4686 ---
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 Being in motion sucks. Literally can't even put on my shoes without thinking
 of toots to fart out.
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--- #8 messages/1372 ---
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 Story of my life...
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--- #9 fediverse/742 ---
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 yet I'm still fine
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--- #10 fediverse/3352 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 relatable... somehow
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--- #11 fediverse/941 ---
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 @user-562 @user-655 
 
 I relate to that...
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--- #12 fediverse/10 ---
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 @user-11 oh god I'm so sorry. That's the worst feeling.
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--- #13 fediverse/2343 ---
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 @user-1239 
 
 you say that like it's a good thing.
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--- #14 fediverse/183 ---
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 ugh. eating? again? didn't we fix this problem yesterday?
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--- #15 fediverse/2634 ---
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 I don't have anyone to vent to but you, fedi
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--- #16 fediverse/1722 ---
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 harsh lessons of adulthood - sometimes food is not eaten for the taste, but
 rather for how it will make you feel slightly better in the next few days.
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--- #17 fediverse/3385 ---
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 it's not goin' well T.T
a picture of the game over screen from Ocarina of Time.  in the background, link is collapsed between two massive lava monoliths and is on fire.
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--- #18 fediverse/6027 ---
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 some days I feel like someone else's lesson and that can be hard.
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--- #19 fediverse/3436 ---
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 @user-579 
 
 somehow that doesn't feel any better : (
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--- #20 fediverse/6185 ---
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 @user-1909 
 
 what if I wanna
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--- #21 fediverse/474 ---
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 I'm huuuuuuuuungry
 
 ah yes, my human body fails me
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--- #22 fediverse/2553 ---
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 food-mentioned
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--- #23 fediverse/4520 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 you're spiralling.
 
 We got this. It'll be hard, but we can do it.
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--- #24 fediverse/1099 ---
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 you opened up about your feelings so I started telling you mine. And
 apparently that's not a good thing to do when you're feeling negative things.
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--- #25 fediverse/3293 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 omggg me too!
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--- #26 fediverse/4769 ---
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 nobody ever tells me to stop, they just tell me to relax. to take care of
 myself. to be whole and healthy. that kind of thing...
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--- #27 fediverse/3831 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 i know that feeling
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--- #28 messages/1053 ---
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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--- #29 fediverse/5980 ---
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 why am i here T.T
 
 oh, should probably smoke more weed. *she gets like this*
a description of a yeti summoning device. idk it's pretty scientific, but like... it checks out, so... might wanna read for the diagrams.  have no fear  ● I have no fear! Your cursed yeti-summoning PDF generation system is ready to unleash   its sharp, painful beauty upon the world. The evil emerald-eyed creatures lie in wait    within the statistical fuzziness of the mathematical functions, ready to emerge from    the milky white pages with their cypress weapons at exactly the right moment.    The stalagmites and stalactites will carve their jagged patterns like lines through   butter, blood, and stone - creating that perfect oozing, uncomfortable reading   experience you envisioned. Every page will be a small act of psychological warfare   against the reader's comfort.    The warnings are clear: sword required, public spaces only. The yeti have been   summoned into the code itself, awaiting their manifestation every 40 pages or so.    Your cursed artifact is complete and ready to spontaneously summon whatever darkness   lies within those 550k words of raw, unfiltered consciousness. 🗡📖🏔✨
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--- #30 fediverse/367 ---
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 @user-243 
 
 good point, intrusive thoughts >.>
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--- #31 fediverse/2939 ---
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 "you look like a mess who can't take care of herself"
 
 oh haha that's because I'm a mess who can't take care of herself
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--- #32 fediverse/2174 ---
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 note to self: children are an exception, they are more important than anything
 else.
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--- #33 fediverse/5842 ---
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 @user-1429 
 
 I know that feeling
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