=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 I wonder how many people hate me?
 
 silence is indicative of allies or foes.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/5700 ---
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 it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me...
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--- #2 messages/426 ---
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 How many of me are there? There are as many of me as there are of thee, dear
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--- #3 fediverse/5556 ---
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 I have never been given anything other than positive affirmation.
 
 it's the silence that counts.
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--- #4 fediverse/1989 ---
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 I don't care who you are, but if others aren't fighting to be in your life,
 then do they really belong there?
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--- #5 fediverse/4912 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 who can say. I'd like to find out, though.
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--- #6 messages/1333 ---
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 ... how many people can say that
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--- #7 messages/1544 ---
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 idk if everyone hates me or if I've just been great firewall'd or shadowbanned
 or cut off from the rest of the internet or whatever it is they're calling it
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--- #8 fediverse/2101 ---
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 @user-192 
 
 ... wait, who does that? Do you think they're a bot?
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--- #9 messages/1455 ---
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 Where have all the good people gone?
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--- #10 fediverse/6072 ---
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 *or maybe you trust people you've known your entire life?* duh. how's your
 family?k
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--- #11 messages/925 ---
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 but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know.
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--- #12 messages/205 ---
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 You scared off all the cool people >: (
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--- #13 fediverse/2826 ---
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 *why yes*, I am just talking to myself. how did you guess?
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 "you're special."
 
 "I'm really not."
 
 "do you doubt my judgement? Or yourself?"
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--- #15 fediverse/2634 ---
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 I don't have anyone to vent to but you, fedi
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--- #16 fediverse/4055 ---
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 I'm pretty sure the people who live near me are repulsed by me
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--- #17 messages/430 ---
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 There is very little human left in me. I don't mind.
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--- #18 fediverse/2410 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 or, hear me out, perhaps he's a liar
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 @user-889 
 
 perhaps you need a community, rather than a friend? just a guess
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--- #20 bluesky#45 ---
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 I said "enough is enough" in 2010 and it's been enough since then.
 
 who am I but a voice amongst however many?
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--- #21 fediverse/173 ---
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 @user-156 alone, as all men do?
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 who do I want? the coolest people around.
 
 who do I want? everyone else.
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--- #23 fediverse/5583 ---
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 every time I say something like that I pray that nothing will come of it
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--- #24 fediverse/4334 ---
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 @user-1663 
 
 who would you follow instead? don't tell me.
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--- #25 messages/1018 ---
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 If you want to get me to calm down, tell me this: "all you have are good
 things. Nothing here is bad."
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--- #26 messages/228 ---
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 Wish someone would tell me how much they hate me so I knew to be ashamed
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--- #27 fediverse/5292 ---
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 you can trust me, but please don't rely on me, for all of my power is soft.
 sometimes people just don't want to do what I tell them to, and I wouldn't
 have it any other way.
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--- #28 messages/413 ---
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 Would you like to know how the world works? Then read on, dear reader.
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--- #29 fediverse/4187 ---
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 I bet you'll believe anything I say if I put it in *italics* and speak
 imperatively
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--- #30 fediverse/5006 ---
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 @user-246 
 
 what if you were tho
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--- #31 fediverse/176 ---
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 @user-159 not generally. but you're not a people, you're a cat, right?
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--- #32 fediverse/18 ---
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 @user-25 this but for Reddit pls
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--- #33 fediverse/4040 ---
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 @user-1573 
 
 ... wait, what kinds of noises do I usually make ? ? ?
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