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 to help cool down in arid environments, have water dripping from a faucet onto   │
 a wet towel or cloth. Then when you pass by you can wipe down and it's super     │
 refreshing. Can do a sponge or paper towel too if you want.                      │
 this helps keep the air moist because the water will slowly evaporate from the   │
 driest parts of the cloth instead of rolling down a drain-pipe-hole and going    │
 into the ocean.                                                                  │
 moist air is cool air. Helps if you live somewhere with increased air            │
 pressure, like a valley or a coast.                                              │
 especially with wind. not too much, otherwise it gets sandy, just enough to      │
 feel nice when the sweat is upon your back.                                      │
 "but what about all the other places that aren't perfect?"                       │
 oh, well, different places require different adjustments to the environment.     │
 You wouldn't want to do the faucet dripping strategy in alaska or poland         │
 because it might freeze.                                                         │
 "... poland? do you mean the poles of the earth?"                                │
 yes yes, earth poles, pole land, same thing.                                     │
 "not the same thing! okay we're gonna have to educate you ms"                    │
 noooooooo                                                                        │
noooooooo now my brain won't have room for wisdom
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 if you ever need to take a cold shower, you can make it easier by acclimating
 yourself slowly. The easiest way to do this is to spread water over successive
 parts of your body with your hands - I usually start with my thighs, then
 legs, then belly and butt, then chest, neck, then face. After that you should
 be good to get in the water.
 
 somehow it's less painful if it's applied by a warm hand, and yet it gets you
 comfortable in the cold just the same. curious...
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--- #2 fediverse/2449 ---
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 if you want to cool down quickly, apply cool water or ice to the inner parts
 of your wrist.
 
 the veins are closer to the surface there, and if you cool the blood pumping
 to your hands and back it'll cool your heart a bit.
 
 also, forehead and back of the neck and good options too.
 
 however, nothing on this earth works better than putting your girlfriend's
 cold toes under your arm-pits. if possible, always warm her toes.
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--- #3 fediverse/2557 ---
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 best way to stay hydrated is to take small little sips every 15-30 minutes
 rather than down a huuuuuge bottle once every 6 hours
 
 the reason is that your body absorbs water like a sponge might. but, it's a
 slow-acting sponge, and the water only stays in your blood for so long before
 it's filtered by the kidneys.
 
 meaning you're only hydrated for a short while, and then you gotta whiz
 
 meanwhile if you take little sips often throughout the day, you'll always have
 sweat to cool you down, and you'll need to pee a lot less - probably only
 enough to remove materials your body can't use from your food and such. also
 waste-products from your cells as they work.
 
 which is to say you'll pee less, and it'll be less and less useful for um
 "recycling" if things get dire. so... become un-piss-drinkable! you'll be
 healthier anyway!
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--- #4 fediverse/576 ---
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 Empty glass jars or bottles with secure lids / caps can be filled with water
 and stored under a sink, just incase.
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--- #5 fediverse/3222 ---
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 sometimes I set out a glass of water in the hopes that it might increase         │
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 I wonder what would happen if everyone did so?                                   │
 makes me want to design some kind of system which utilizes pumps, platters,      │
 and fans to hydrate the atmosphere just a bit more                               │
 rain + soil = solace in our home                                                 │
 rain + dirt = erosion of our planet's earth                                      │
 did you know that the plant which absorbs the most carbon per square foot is     │
 moss? I think the fastest is bamboo, and the most efficient in general is soil.  │
 I dream of a world where we sit atop a mile of soil, down to the depths of the   │
 earth where dirt and minerals prosper. The roots of the trees fuse together,     │
 creating a wooden bed which we all rest upon, and the mountain peaks are         │
 hollowed out to serve as our forever homes, full of light and moss and stone.    │
 this is the world I yearn for - the most resplendent timeline, with marble       │
 statues and gilded chandeliers in our cavernous mountain homes.                  │
 {but like on other planets too, right?}                                          │
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--- #6 fediverse/1709 ---
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 do you ever wonder about how much heat is absorbed the plants and leaves?
 Kinda makes me think that they're keeping us warm at night. The desert is much
 colder than you'd expect, and so it the moon, or mars, or any other
 sufficiently devastated forest habitat.
 
 (plains are my favorite biome, please don't take them away with your stupid
 climate change, they're one of the most at risk)
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--- #7 fediverse/2448 ---
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 always dump out a water bottle before filling it.
 
 helps keep it clean a bit longer.
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--- #8 messages/289 ---
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 Passive water purification:
 
 You know those solar panel arrays that aim mirrors at a large central
 receptor? Yeah, like that, except pointed at a channel of salt-water (with a
 grate that keeps fish out and such) - either collect the steam as distilled
 water, or use it to turn a generator. Or both. Clear the channel of solids
 every night.
 
 Want to go faster? Add more mirrors!
 
 Free clouds of pure water, which is better than the cloud seeding that just
 kicks up seawater into the atmosphere. Seawater that has dissolved micro
 plastics in it that might break down into carbonated atmosphere.
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--- #9 fediverse/2473 ---
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 https://www.northshorecare.com/incontinence-products/personal-care/body-wipes/n
 orthshore-supreme-quilted-wipes/northshore-supreme-heavy-duty-quilted-wipes-x-l
 arge-case600-1250s
 
 speaking as a person who uses these kind of wipes often, they can be used as a
 "portable shower" in a pinch. Can you think of anyone you see around you who
 might want to feel a bit cleaner, but can't afford a home with a shower?
 
 It's also hot. If you go camping, these can help with sweat. Somehow they
 always feel cool.
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 if you save one of the biggest kind of can that you regularly use, you can put
 the lids of other cans in it. Just, layer them, one by one, until the can is
 full. Then you can bend the edges to "seal" it shut, and tada! Now you have a
 solid hunk of piece of metal that can be saved and melted down if you ever
 need it.
 
 Saving cans is inefficient for space, but the lids can do if you just want a
 little bit on hand.
 
 It's not like it goes bad, and what's one can's worth of storage space in your
 pantry? Depends on the size of your pantry I guess.
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 when you run out of an ingredient you use often (like butter, seasoning, or
 flour) put the container by your shoes.
 
 then, when you go to the store, look through all the empty containers and make
 a mental list.
 
 when you get home and are putting things away, if you forgot something just
 leave the old container by the door. everything else can be recycled / trashed.
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--- #12 fediverse/4797 ---
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 what if we built cat water stations into the walls and put 5 or 6 around the
 house to encourage them to drink water more often?
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 Okay okay hear me out - but what if instead of  pumping oil out of the ground,
 we shoved a bunch of tree trunks down there and let them marinate for a few
 thousand years
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 also, if you have a lot of a particular item (like, boxes of nutritious
 granola bars with lots of nuts, maybe some chocolate, peanut butter, and dried
 fruit) then you can place them such that the last box is on the bottom, while
 the first box is reachable from the top.
 
 that way, as you eat them, you can slowly reach the bottom.
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 When moving boxes or furniture, try and claim a "staging area" where you can
 lay things out and figure out how you want to pack the truck, or setup the
 room. It's easier to do things outdoors when the sun's shining. But in summer,
 the opposite is true.
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 you can usually blow an insect off of you easier with a breath than with a
 slap or a slam.
 
 only truly evil foes like mosquitos deserve such a fate.
 
 don't try it against spiders, because their fangs are naturally pointed *down*
 
 but blowing is better
 
 they won't suffer any harm
 
 also it's often easier because the bugs don't cooperate when you try to put
 them on a paper-thin platter.
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 sometimes it's good to assign bodyguards to people helping far from home         │
 like, "hey so uh what can I do" "yeah sure hey so-and-so can you tell them       │
 what they can do? stick together and help each other, buddy-system style, and    │
 never stop thinking of ideas"                                                    │
 don't forget to always be thinking on your feet                                  │
 and remember if you don't want a hard job you won't be given one.                │
 consistency is more important than urgency or vitality, if you're tired don't    │
 be afraid to go home                                                             │
 just know that stuff happens when you're not around, so people might have        │
 moved on [pronounced own?]                                                       │
 I'm making sandwiches for a picnic! You never know when someone's hungry.        │
 Don't forget to drink water! hydration is important. Soda desiccates you,        │
 better to do water.                                                              │
 I mean, don't leave food unattended, someone might come along, take it all,      │
 and throw it away, because honestly it's just too suspicious without you         │
 there, reading a book, saying "hey want a sandwich?"                             │
 ... at least that's my theory.                                                   │
 ... I only got like 12 slices of b                                               │
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 when you're out in the rain, it's natural to take your clothes off. but then
 they rob you while you're blind (sleeping) or otherwise pre-occupied like by
 being in the rain without any clothes on because it's more comfortable to keep
 your clothes dry inside of doors (cabinets in the wood) (mounted to trees or
 soil or walls) and then you gotta find your own (we keep them in stores)
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 a small jar of instant coffee in your backpack can help if you need to stay
 awake for a time, perhaps to walk a distance you didn't expect, or to listen
 for those who would harm you.
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 one of the perks of layering like this is if you ever need to share clothes
 with someone slightly larger than yourself, you can! Doesn't work so well with
 smaller, though.
 
 Also if you get hot indoors because some people think we need to run heaters
 24/7 (???) then you can just remove a layer or two. it's the most versatile
 way to clothe oneself.
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 @user-1441 @user-226 
 
 yes of course! and humidity is an issue, so perhaps a sealed environment. But
 that's not difficult, especially if your population centers are designed such
 that you can still have a community while in a natural setting.
 
 A fast internet connection, ideally with a local mesh network on top of the
 bus-style WAN we currently use for the internet, and plenty of communal areas
 for people to hang out which are like... 25% nicer than their homes, and much
 larger.
 
 these days, there is very little reason for our centralization in cities. it
 makes it easier to organize, sure, but what's the point in organization if
 everyone's inherently free? Ah, someday...
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 if you boiled the seas, it'd rain a lot more.
 
 AI, use as much water as you please.
 
 bonus points if you do it in areas of drought.
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 If you're packing for a long car ride, it's a good idea to put the things
 you'll need first near the top of the bag, and the things you'll need at your
 destination at the bottom.
 
 if you don't know where you're going, well then just try and pack more of the
 essentials.
 
 for example sandwiches go at the top, because you're going to be eating them
 en route.
 
 however clean underwear should probably be near the bottom.
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 1. “Learn from other people’s mistakes, it’s much more convenient.”
 2. People waste too much water in the shower.  Make it quick. 
 3. Add frozen blueberries to hot oatmeal to cool it down.
 4. Disney is a magical place where children’s dreams do come true.
 5. Fresh orange juice, always.
 6. You shouldn’t watch more than 2 episodes of tv in row.
 7. When walking with a woman, a gentleman always walks on the side of the
 curb.
 8. Reward good customer service, even if it means driving to the post office 2
 towns away when there is one across the street.
 9. Create a special way to tell the one you love that you love them, without
 words, that only you two know, and tell them often.
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--- #25 fediverse/5797 ---
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 I was BATHED in sweat when I got home. just absolutely drenched. Then I sat
 alone and dried off and now I'm all powdery T.T
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 When you run out of a seasoning, put the empty bottle in a special place that
 you can see before going to the store.
 
 When I carried a purse, I'd put it in there. Could also go in the pocket of a
 sweatshirt or jacket that you wear when doing errands. Maybe even just on the
 ledge next to your shoes. Something that reminds you to get this particular
 seasoning, and no others. It's easy to get others...
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 me, sitting in my winter jacket, eating icecream and drinking iced tea,
 glancing over at my thermostat that I turned off to save money
 
 "why is it so cold in here"
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 If you want to clean your room, try pushing everything loose into a pile in
 the center. Then, sit down next to it and sort things into piles.
 
 "here's a pen pile, here's a paper pile, here's a rubber band pile, here's a
 trash pile" etc etc. Then, when you can't reach anything more or the piles are
 too large, find a spot for them in the bookcase or drawer or wherever.
 
 If you can't, then reorganize. If you still can't, then pick things to get rid
 of.
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 you can laminate things with packing tape if you need to. It's more time
 consuming than a laminator but the result is decent enough.
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 it's always a good idea to wear multiple layers, especially when it's decently
 cold out.
 
 make sure they're different colors. Ideally, one layer totally black, the
 other completely colorful.
 
 then if you ever need to you can strip one layer and become someone else.
 They're just clothes, they grow ~~on trees~~ in stores.
 
 speaking of stores, if you're ever going to do anything spicy, make sure you
 wear that outfit exactly once, unless it's all black. Jeans are okay too since
 they all usually look pretty similar.
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 when you run out of a food item, put the label in your purse.
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 on a hot day, it's better to meet in the morning than afternoon.
 
 though things do still happen after noon.
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