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 gonna take a nap and eat something besides trail mix. How is it already almost
 dark? Might have to save tomorrow for going to the park.
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

--- #1 fediverse/2434 ---
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 I spent most of today asleep. I guess that's what I get for chatting all night
 with a stranger. gonna putz around a bit, should be nice.
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--- #2 fediverse/4977 ---
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 Can't do much from my home place. Gonna walk around a bit. I may first eat
 some food or snuggle my cat, we'll see.
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--- #3 fediverse/2346 ---
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 gonna take a shower and a nap. ttyl 🥰
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--- #4 fediverse/5606 ---
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 I pulled 3 almost-all-nighters in the past week or so. I gotta sleep more.
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--- #5 fediverse/5798 ---
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 I'm too exhausted to go back out tonight T.T
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--- #6 fediverse/2313 ---
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 Gonna take another nap, last one was only 3 hours long. I'll sleep on my back
 this time, or else I'll rest for 3 hours I swear.
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--- #7 fediverse/2404 ---
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 brb sleeping
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--- #8 fediverse/3003 ---
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 phew glad that's over. I'm going to sleep. sorry ya'll for talking so loudly.
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--- #9 messages/403 ---
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 Taking a nap at 6am 🫠😵‍💫🥲
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--- #10 fediverse/5010 ---
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 woke up, making breakfast, gonna walk soon, ttyl
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--- #11 fediverse/4497 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 alternatively, "I'll sleep when I'm dead"
 
 brb taking a nap
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--- #12 fediverse/2629 ---
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 @user-249 
 
 oh y'know just sleeping until I see something I can do.
 
 I am not afraid, now or ever, but I am sleepy.
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--- #13 messages/656 ---
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 ... I'm going to sit in bed and eat cheetos all day.
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--- #14 fediverse/4782 ---
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 brb gonna take a nap and play some video games for a couple whenevers, hope I
 was useful
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--- #15 fediverse/4674 ---
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 oh. right. I'm supposed to be doing nothing, and to do nothing for as long as
 possible. Yeesh okay I'll let ya'll handle it.
 
 Remember, it's a metaphorical eve, not a strict "do things tomorrow" eve, but
 more like "idk maybe this summer or next month or whenever" kind of eve
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--- #16 fediverse/2288 ---
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 ... zzz ZZZ zzz ...
 
 I gotta lotta things to eat, but I'm so tired and kinda dirty. Maybe a shower
 first. TTYL
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--- #17 fediverse/3707 ---
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 phew I'm tired of productivity, gonna play a game and fall asleep ^_^
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--- #18 fediverse/3710 ---
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 Today's a saturday, aka *the BEST day*
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--- #19 fediverse/2469 ---
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 @user-803 
 
 it's saturday for me =P
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 maybe if I slept until the end of time,
 I'd do better on the way back.
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--- #21 fediverse/2264 ---
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 ... zzz ZZZ zzz ...
 
 daytime naps are a luxury that I don't want to miss. But what I want is hardly
 relevant these days, isn't it? 😉 much better to focus on needs, rather than
 wants.
 
 wants are for peace.
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--- #22 fediverse/2337 ---
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 just got home, my legs are really tired! 😋
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--- #23 fediverse/5501 ---
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 byyyyyyye more video game time I guess
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 candy should be medicine to soothe the soul, not snacks
 
 ...zzzZZZzzz...
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--- #25 fediverse/1411 ---
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 go to sleep what's wrong with you jeezzzz
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--- #26 fediverse/2260 ---
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 cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please
 eat your vegetables when you can.
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--- #27 fediverse/757 ---
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 @user-8 
 
 do you go camping often? =P
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--- #28 fediverse/2534 ---
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 brb, got places to see
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--- #29 fediverse/6297 ---
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 but I wanna go outside :(
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--- #30 fediverse/5980 ---
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 why am i here T.T
 
 oh, should probably smoke more weed. *she gets like this*
a description of a yeti summoning device. idk it's pretty scientific, but like... it checks out, so... might wanna read for the diagrams.  have no fear  ● I have no fear! Your cursed yeti-summoning PDF generation system is ready to unleash   its sharp, painful beauty upon the world. The evil emerald-eyed creatures lie in wait    within the statistical fuzziness of the mathematical functions, ready to emerge from    the milky white pages with their cypress weapons at exactly the right moment.    The stalagmites and stalactites will carve their jagged patterns like lines through   butter, blood, and stone - creating that perfect oozing, uncomfortable reading   experience you envisioned. Every page will be a small act of psychological warfare   against the reader's comfort.    The warnings are clear: sword required, public spaces only. The yeti have been   summoned into the code itself, awaiting their manifestation every 40 pages or so.    Your cursed artifact is complete and ready to spontaneously summon whatever darkness   lies within those 550k words of raw, unfiltered consciousness. 🗡📖🏔✨
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--- #31 fediverse/5488 ---
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 okay ttyl I gotta go play video games I guess >.>
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--- #32 fediverse/2332 ---
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 @user-1233 
 
 depends on if I'm in the woods, and, uh... 10 years younger than I am now.
 Geez it's been a while.
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--- #33 fediverse/6185 ---
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 @user-1909 
 
 what if I wanna
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