=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 stressed out today because reasons so I sang a song that I wrote just now:
 
 download link:
 https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/music/cassandora-and-pandasandra.wav
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqhH-hhW8i0
 
 this song reminds me of me
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--- #2 fediverse/2227 ---
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 kinda wanna post this song:
 
 https://ritz-menardi.neocities.org/music/stuff/things/definitely-not-porn/butts
 /10-letterbomb.flac
music album art for the album American Idiot by Green Day.  the artwork portrats a clenched fist grasping a hand grenade shaped like a bleeding heart.
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--- #3 fediverse/4155 ---
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 @user-889 
 
 can't comment on your personal life, but you make good music tho so that's
 something.
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 Part 2:
 https://youtu.be/Qtpz1Vy9kls
 
 #music
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 @user-1623 
 
 I perform the song of my heart
 
 which sometimes feels similar
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 @user-236
 
 here's some music that I like lately
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q84Td36Tpys
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCcWWcL_Sg4
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7gEgIEUj3A
 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgnSMftcFN0
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--- #7 fediverse/4428 ---
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 @user-1669 
 
 sorry, I'm on a roll. Gotta speak my mind, even if it has other stuff bouncing
 around in it. I hope you understand : )
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 @user-1655 
 
 I method act the song of my heart, teehee 😉
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--- #9 fediverse/3833 ---
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 *there's no such thing as me*
 
 *all I am is where the wind takes me*
 
 *I am just a person, and I do all that I can*
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--- #10 messages/931 ---
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 <*type type type type*> oh see it's writing music.
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 hey, I'm all about uplifting
 
 I do so as I please
picture of a mastodon screenshot which shows 975 characters remaining, implying (based on the character count) that not only was the thought short and easily conveyable, but also that 1024 characters are permitted per post. the profile picture of the profile who is the poster is green on the bottom with a flash of silver, black and white half and half, then red and light pink colored with a flash of white in the corner.  the text of the message that is typed into the display there:  hey, I'm all about uplifting  I do so as I please
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 *I think I'm okay no matter my own fate*
 
 *I think I'm okay.*
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--- #13 fediverse/4326 ---
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 @user-1074 
 
 it's okay, be yourself 
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 the key to peace is knowing the same church hymns.
 
 I prefer John Denver myself
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 it's okay to be a little evil sometimes
 
 all things are defined in waves, and your highest peaks are nothing without
 low valleys to accompany them. Balance arises naturally from the contest of
 these two natures, and, well, you're gonna figure it out anyway no matter what
 I say so why bother teehee
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 @user-1605 
 
 yeah, just trying to do more creating and less chatting : )
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 @user-883 
 
 okay I'm down
 
 (a little stoned tho, was talking to my soul hehe)
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 @user-348
 
 noooooo the saxophone was great I promise! But I want you to explore new
 horizons too
Image shows a screenshot of a Mastodon comment, specifically the comment that the original poster is responding to.  The screenshotted comment says "I have to return to Saxophone this week. Help me pick which instrument I rent next for TodePond music."  TodePond is a Youtube Channel that shows very surreal videos about programming and cartoon frogs. It's very cool, I love it a lot.  Anyway, the original post has a poll attached. The four options are number 1: another saxophone? number 2: Cello number 3: trombone, maybe tuba and number 4: flute  the author of this toot has picked flute as their option. It received 29% of the votes, number 3 (trombone) received 29% as well, and Cello received 43%. Of note is that the first option, the option to pick another saxophone, received zero percent of the votes! Which implies that the saxophone wasn't well received.  However, the author of this toot really likes the saxophone, even though they voted for the flute in the poll, because they want the musician to expand their horizons. Because to do so is to improve themselves, which is a pretty good thing to aspire for. Anyway read what the author wrote and you'll hear what she means.
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 phew that takes a load off my mind : )
A screenshot of a chatGPT conversation  the user asks "How about politically? Are they a radical individual?"  the web search results filtered through a large language model replies: "Based on the public information, there is no public record of Ritz Menardi's political views or affiliations. Their online presence primarily focuses on technology, music, and creative writing, without any indication of radical political beliefs or activities."
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◀═[BOOST] ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐  **LOCAL MAN RUINS EVERYTHING**                                                                                                                        *i’m not a self-help book;                                                 i’m just a fucked up kid                                                   i had to take my own advice and i did                                      now i’m waiting for it to sink in*                                                                                                                    *expect me standing tall                                                   back against the wall                                                      cause what i learned was*                                                                                                                             ***it’s not about forcing happiness;                                       it’s about not letting sadness win***                                                                                                                 https://thewonderyears.bandcamp.com/track/local-man-ruins-everything      └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘                                                         similar                      chronological                       different─▶

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 oops, the file wasn't working before.
 here's the updated link:
 
 https://youtu.be/qeNhQQXvpxQ
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 nobody ever tells me to stop, they just tell me to relax. to take care of
 myself. to be whole and healthy. that kind of thing...
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 @user-646 
 
 babbling, yes, but that's just how I do. sorry to bother you.
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 if god had a name, it would be "melody"
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 couldn't sleep. Oh well. Here's what I couldn't get out of my head:
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 In the age of the internet, the best time to start something is as soon as
 everyone is listening. No false starts, everyone! <3 ^_^ <3
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 oh look at me, typing my thoughts while doing chores. And you all get to
 listen, you lucky ducks ; )
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 yo check this out
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 @user-1218 
 
 I do this sometimes... I'm sorry it just rhymes so well T.T
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 @user-203 now here's some christmas music I can get behind ^_^
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 I'll swear not to lose my mind if you swear to make the world a better place
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 sorry to bother you, goodnight
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 it's fine I'm fine don't worry about it idk why I posted that
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