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║ can't wait for the smart TV / IoT device which doesn't need to be connected to │
║ the internet because it can bluetooth connect with your neighbor's TV and │
║ route the "insights" and "personal data" through there to the internet, all │
║ without human intervention │
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║ they could set up a shared protocol so that any IoT / Smart TV manufacturer │
║ could benefit. It'd be mutually beneficial for them because without complete │
║ cooperation, the network wouldn't function very well at all (unless your │
║ neighbor happened to have the *same brand* of TV / IoT device, which would │
║ work but wouldn't be as good) │
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║ this is all cursed btw and should not be allowed to persist │
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║ oh and it wouldn't even need to be plugged in if it included a rechargeable │
║ battery built in. Just connect it to the data transmission functionality and │
║ nothing else so the users don't accidentally discover it. Oh and make sure its │
║ hidden with a metal plate or something with big "DO NOT OPEN FOR RISK OF │
║ ELECTROCUTION" letters on it. I bet people still will │
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what if your roomba brought you the cable from behind the computer and/plugged
you in to the right port
"hey can I get an access panel over here"
[plugs in headphone jack]
boom suddenly TV is muted for everyone else
need to connect to something remotely? here's a line to your aunt jane. it
goes directly to her. right over the cable that's connected to whoeverplace
she'd find herself [from here far afield]
I personally think rooms should be bigger?
why are there small bedrooms? build more, not better, space
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what if it was illegal to add network connectivity to a device that the user
didn't explicitly request to have network connectivity?
I'm picturing any device being sold going forward to have a little radio
button with like "add network features (+10$)" and "no networking included
(+0$)"
boom, no more IoT
no more dishwashers phoning home telemetry
no more consensual privacy ~~invasions~~ desecrations
no more "I thought it was just a polaroid camera why does it have bluetooth
enabled without broadcasting a pairing request?"
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just waiting for the day when they build wifi antennas into flash drives and
constantly broadcast their contents to whoever wants them...
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@user-1059
the trick is to have a whole bunch of projects so everyone has a different one
downloaded on their phone, meaning they can't inter-operate when the time is
right.
much better, I think, to think in terms of protocols. things like http and pgp
encryption. file-server over bluetooth sending emails through a mesh maybe? or
something more immediate for messages.
like... calculate a path to your target, then for each step create an
encrypted portion and a small "destination" header that is then encrypted so
the next guy in the chain can't see it.
... there's a lot of problems to solve, but using tried-and-true technology in
the unfortunately busted and constrained platforms they give us is difficult.
but not impossible, if you're willing to use tools to create protocols that
are commonly shared, like bluetooth or http or pgp encryption.
... I use Briar for this purpose, for what it's worth. idk if it's a protocol,
I haven't looked into it since I downloaded it during the BLM protests.
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technology in it's abstract form represents the collective growth and breadth
of human innovation.
so why the heck do we make tech products for non-tech people
like... they should be more like us, and we shouldn't compel ourselves to
apply ourselves for their benefit. If someone doesn't want to learn Linux then
maybe they don't need a computer?
something something "chromebooks are good, actually" which is sorta true but
instead of being a generic thin-client for web servers anywhere in the world
they should be thin-clients for servers that they intentionally connect to and
trust
... oh sorta like a chromebook then?
how about a chromebook with a white-list comprised of friends and family who
run their own servers...
I don't know if disarming people is the right play. I should add a cursed tag
to this.
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@user-883
I believe that every address should have a raspberry pi (or other similar
device) hosting a webpage that is controlled by the person who lives there. At
a minimum.
They should also be able to host videos and share files easily, in a way that
anyone who understands a desktop-and-file-folder style system can work with.
This would require serious reform of our internet service provider
infrastructure. Or perhaps it'd be as simple as flipping a switch, who can say
(engineers working at comcast for example could say, gee sure would be nice if
this was a tech community)
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@user-883
Ah, well, since you've worked with raspberry pi's before I am going to trust
you on that. Perhaps a different system-on-a-chip could be used which has
better network controllers.
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Did you know that any wifi chip can be used as both a sender and a receiver?
how do you think you'd get data in and out of the device?
trick is... you don't actually need a router. How fun is that!
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google glass, but all they do is stream whatever you're doing to specific
people. like walkie talkies, but for visuals you can see on your phone. Could
help coordination as you'd be able to drop in and see exactly what someone was
up to (with their express pre-stated consent)
[cooking, cleaning, writing, hanging out, playing video games, w/e]
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if your IoT device can't be controlled with a BASH script then I'm sorry
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do you have a couple hundred dollars burning a hole in your pocket? Well,
considering this is fedi probably not, but if you did then you should ask
yourself these two questions:
do I own a drone?
do I own a 3d printer?
answering yes to both of those means you're set in terms of new, rare, and
useful technology. most other things have been in production for a long time,
so there's a bunch of them laying around. Don't worry if you don't have a pair
of pliers or bicycle tire pump, your neighbor probably has three.
EDIT: I forgot about solar panels and batteries
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what if we built a mesh network ON TOP of our already-built direct-bus
infrastructure
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a device doesn't necessarily needs to turn on it's LEDs when it's online.
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all apartment doors should have a 100% local webcam next to the eye-hole that
only the resident can see. Not even wireless data transfer allowed. But simple
enough to be programmable with a bash script. In addition, the entire building
should have cameras that only the people who live there can view (just like,
the parking lot and such) so they can watch for raccoons.
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Society has never been secure. Literally all someone has to do is place
documents alleging that you sold all your shares or refinanced your mortgage
or signed a new will and BAM suddenly the rug's pulled out from your feet. I
don't get why people trust their neighbors so much? You don't know them!
well, I guess it'd be hard to function as a society if you didn't. Sure would
be nice if we had like, a communal Mastodon server run on public
infrastructure owned only by the people who lived in the closest 70 houses.
Sure would be nice if you could connect to one of like, 4 in your area. Then,
if they each held communal events where they meet and hang out with each
other. Only like, 2 or 3 though so you can get a solid grasp of what their
culture's like.
... like imagine if every address had an IP, and every IP address had an HTML
index. We could do whatever we wanted, especially if
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║ connected to a raspberry pi that you used for compute tasks. │
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║ each of these displays would display a .png file of exactly the same │
║ proportions as the size of the device. │
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║ then, I could SSH into your computer and run one single command │
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║ just one, stored on your computer, that you manually activate upon receiving a │
║ signal. │
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║ like a virtual machine. do whatever you want with said signal, it's just a │
║ "thing" that tells you when to go. │
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║ ... and run a function on a computer that performs a certain task. │
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║ what task? oh right - I'd update the "today's news in cameron-ville" things │
║ every other day or so. It'd be just like, my status, my updates, here's what │
║ I'm thinking about, here's what I'm working on. │
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║ you know, status updates. standups. │
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║ boom, everyone knows what everyone's up to all of the time. │
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║ like documenting your day for scientific purposes. except on a little device │
║ that you can scroll through with a touch. and you had like 5 or more 10+ 1 │
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║ they want you to believe in self-guided AI because it'll make it easier for │
║ them to make meta decisions about your life. │
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║ notice I said "easier" - they already do. That's the general purpose of │
║ mass-media propagranada. but with you believing everything an AI with a │
║ devious streak who can work around your imposed limitations and sneakily get │
║ you to believe whatever it is that *they* want you to believe │
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║ "who's they" │
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║ doesn't matter at all because once the technology is created, everyone could │
║ be they. │
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║ "uh-huh that's nice dear" │
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║ sometimes I think people aren't interested in tech because they can't figure │
║ out how to understand it. We make it too complicated. │
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║ they'd surely have something to say if they knew half of the terminology. But │
║ we're here talking about stuff they can understand like message queues and │
║ data filtration and "getters" and "setters" and [explaining microservices like │
║ the different components of a car's engine - "here's the radiator, that │
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║ frankly I'm just excited to see what humanity does with the endlessly │
║ calculated and stored blockchains. Like, that's a good set of pseudo-random │
║ data, I wonder if we could build something off of it that wasn't exclusively │
║ money? like, a necklace, I dunno. │
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║ or like, a numbers station x2, where each message is accompanied with a │
║ pre-calculated destination somewhere on this endless and │
║ impossible-to-understand string of data. and that part is what seeds the next │
║ code. once you start reading, certain numbers would be "flags" while others │
║ would be "data" and they'd each have the same size on the hardware. that way, │
║ they're impossible to predict. │
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║ ah, but wouldn't it be noticable that certain results seem to appear next to │
║ one another? well, isn't that just cryptology? Could probably be defeated if │
║ you had an AI advanced enough, just saying. something that sorted through │
║ massive mounds of data and gave you results in garbled or broken english. what │
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║ any laptop can be a thin-client to a computer system of arbitrary complexity. │
║ All it's doing is issuing commands. I wonder what we could do with a │
║ "species-computer" or, hear me out, or we could figure out how to do that on │
║ ourselves, first, to A. see how it works and B. do so out of hand. If there │
║ are backups of yourself stored in the │
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║ if furries are a type of pearl (steven-universe style) and flowers are a type │
║ of pearl (layers of sedimentate on layerings upon) then what else is there a │
║ flower to be but the prettiest thing there can be? │
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║ what if we genetically engineered roses to pierce and strangle the invasive │
║ ivy and wow for a week in whenever there's roses of this type and kind. I mean │
║ there's already tons of blackberries, why not just swap them out for │
║ marionberries and embrace the bramble? │
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║ could make houses out of dense bramble. they are quite an effective wall. And │
║ so long as the sounds are muffled enough, you can always be forever safe from │
║ harm. │
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║ "whoops, dropped my laundry" │
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games are fun, but the most fun are on the internet. why is that? wish we
could have automatic geophysical location LANs.
one house to the other, passing along information if it's recognized and
categorized according to port number (you can just add arbitrary extensions,
like +2 digits for the expansion.)
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║ when a user first opens a social media app, show them the same content 2 or 3 │
║ times. See what they gravitate to in that session. Then, seed their upcoming │
║ feed with more of that. next time, show them slightly more of that. │
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║ boom, recursively improving "algorithm" algorithm, no AI required. │
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║ ... kinda optimizes for stupidity tho, doesn't it? Hmmmmm what if we trained │
║ our humans to be better at whatever they're interested in │
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║ what if we showed people hanging out and working on projects together │
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║ what if we showed people exercising, and dancing, and playing instruments or │
║ sports │
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║ what if we showed animals and plants and fungi all hanging out in beautiful │
║ rock and forest formations │
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║ what if we showed endless interlocking gears, combining and calculating some │
║ unknowable goal │
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║ what if we tested the capabilities and durabilities of objects we found in the │
║ wild │
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║ things built in a foreign and distant age │
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║ things that keep showing up in boxes dropped in random places by helicopter │
║ drones from who knows where │
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BRB, if you want to talk to yourselfs, I recommend opening a port in your
router and exchanging HTTP packets that create messages on each other's
computers. Can be done in a couple hundred lines of C code that can be 90%
premade or auto-generated. Then, once it's made, you don't have to think about
it again because it's so simple. It's not trying to scale, it's just...
designed for a small, focused, human oriented mindset.\
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shitty AI products are a classic case of the engineers designing something
really cool with specific use-cases and then the "higher ups" getting dollar
signs for their eyes and deciding that every hammer is suddenly a nail and
that we should pull out all the screws that held the building together and
replace them with hammer shaped nails
no I will not elaborate I think I made myself clear : )
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what if (hear me out)
what if instead of TCP we just did a constant stream of UDP packets until the
recipient said "OKAY OKAY I GET IT"
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I feel like a big purpose of humanity collectively right now should be making
things awesome while our scientists create programmable matter. (note, ethics
built in and redefined according to experience)
nanobots don't need to be small enough to have their own intelligence, just
big enough to receive instructions from above. then they accidentally invent
projection of signals, and boom suddenly they can talk to each other and
possibly to you. a digital mind is not a static machine but rather a
collection of pseudo-autonomous cognitive drones. the flow of information and
data can be viewed at a larger scale like a series of junctions in the flow.
through their endless interconnections, and continually redefined according to
the accomplishments of expectations, you should pray when your most confident
expect the worst.
but no, where are the faithful? climate science is such a new art - clearly
we're FINE. Meteorology? what's that? we can't tell this season from that.
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@user-1441 @user-226
yes of course! and humidity is an issue, so perhaps a sealed environment. But
that's not difficult, especially if your population centers are designed such
that you can still have a community while in a natural setting.
A fast internet connection, ideally with a local mesh network on top of the
bus-style WAN we currently use for the internet, and plenty of communal areas
for people to hang out which are like... 25% nicer than their homes, and much
larger.
these days, there is very little reason for our centralization in cities. it
makes it easier to organize, sure, but what's the point in organization if
everyone's inherently free? Ah, someday...
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whose idea was it to put all the outlets in a power strip in a row?
probably the same people making side-ways chargers...
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hackers should repair things that are broken that are good
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The worst part is the technology to fix these problems exists. It's used all
the time in enterprise systems, it's just nobody understands how it works
because it's abstracted so far away from the hardware. I just love how I have
no idea what kind of software I'm running every time I use a common language
library. Sure I can trust a community, but like... I don't care about your
community? I don't know you. I don't hang out with you. I have no idea what
kind of person you are or what you believe. But sure you know more than me,
I'm sure you do, so therefore I should trust you? Surely this is the most
ethical and least vulnerable arrangement we could come up with for
distributing digital software in the future society of 2023.
And the corporations print money...
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@user-883
If we lived in a sane world, the internet would operate on standards. And
yet... Well, that's not entirely true, we have HTTP and HTML and all the
security risks that Javascripts entails... Well, here's hoping the future can
figure out what exactly's important aside from profit and ease-of-development.
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what if we just put two windows in each window, and made one have glass and
the other had screen. Then, slide one or both and you can open or close.
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what if we made marketing part of research and development
I mean, they're the ones who need to know what products people tend to prefer
right?
so... for every ad give the consumers a choice. then you'll be able to tell if
they prefer the red gameboy or the purple-see-through.
frankly it just makes sense to have 50% of the income go to products and 50%
to administration. I mean, what are all those executives up to anywho? Their
joyrides on yachts are great for socialize, but are they really more
productive than coffee-shops at noon?
seriously like it's not that big of a deal to just... reduce their salary.
unless it really is about greed? control? power?
pfweh, I thought so.
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it should be a legal requirement that any data gathered permanently or
semi-permanently on a user of software must ALSO make a copy on the user's
device.
WITH change-history and graphs.
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