=== ANCHOR POEM === ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── I kinda wonder what emojis people use to respond to my posts but, like, stars are cool too. kinda insulates me from hatred tbh. if they wanted to react with an emoji, they should reply with one! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/1265 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-904 if people follow me I assume it's an invitation to comment on their posts. I come from Reddit so maybe I have a different perspective than someone from Twitter or Tumblr or whatever. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/4341 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── if you've liked 100 of my posts in the past, I automatically assume you're subconsciously liking them still. Do you really expect anything else from me? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┴───────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/2614 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── literally just... if you want to connect to me, come hang out on my wavelength. or like, invite me to join yours, and I'll do my best to show how I feel about the things you share. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/2101 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── @user-192 ... wait, who does that? Do you think they're a bot? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/3401 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── @user-1218 thank you, that's good to hear 🥰 EDIT: I was worried for a moment haha I guess my reach is pretty small so idk. I think people stopped screenshotting my posts and putting them elsewhere after I dashed everyone's hopes on my sleeve. And honestly I kinda deserve it haha like what was I even *thinking* ... I wasn't thinking I was just feeling, and doing. Oh well. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/1369 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── I just unfollowed a bunch of really cool people because otherwise I'd comment on their posts without realizing they didn't want to hear from me and anyway tbh I'm more of an "opt-in" vibe I'd say ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/5799 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── all of my friends stopped liking my posts because they don't like me anymore T.T yep... that's DEFINITELY why ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───┴───────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/3889 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── when you comment on someone's post, it's an explicit invitation to conversation maybe reply guys just wanna have friends ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #9 fediverse/5967 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────── I wonder how many people hate me? silence is indicative of allies or foes. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┴───────────┘ --- #10 messages/1388 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────── I spend time on Reddit because it feels like a conversation. Well, it used to. Now it's... different. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧═════──────┘ --- #11 fediverse/2870 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── replying to a post here is weird because it's kinda like... graffiti of their ideas onto yours. or like, the space right next to yours. on reddit, the post is just the topic, and the discussion is what matters. here, the post is what matters, and discussion is more like Q&A or complicated "like" buttons to extend the impression of the original. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #12 fediverse_boost/423 --- ◀═╦════════════════════════════[BOOST]══════════════════════════════─────────────┐ ║ ┌──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ ║ │ i post compulsively lmfao │ │ ║ └──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ │ ╠─────────┐ ┌───────────┤ ║ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╚═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┴───────────┴─▶ --- #13 fediverse/2853 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── @user-1370 that's okay, I'm interested in the same kind of stuff so if you ever wanted to talk about it let me know 🥰 🥰 [this is how I make all my friends btw] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/1152 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-258 wha... ya'll think I'm cool? Nobody's ever said that before ( [that's not true people have told me that before] {though not recently heh I think you're cool too} ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/4194 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── I guess I'm used to messaging applications where it's expected that you'll send what you're typing after every complete thought giving people space to return their own completed trains of... "thought" but without saying "thought" again because I just said it at the end of the previous... sentence? paragraph? idk anymore it feels *weird* to post like this ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┴───────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/2415 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── @user-1074 @user-1209 @user-1262 heh what kind of vibe do I give? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/3434 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────┐ │ CW: mental-health-minus │ └─────────────────────────┘ me: "I don't care what anyone thinks as long as I'm a force for good" also me: "if anyone doesn't like me ever I'll throw myself off a bridge" also me: "hey watch this" *dissolves into a puddle of acid* also me: "the most important thing is to be good and learn lessons" *what lessons are you learning from this post?* "um. that I shouldn't?" *... shouldn't learn?* "no, shouldn't post" *-.-* ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/6072 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────── *or maybe you trust people you've known your entire life?* duh. how's your family?k ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─┴───────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/4140 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── @user-883 whoa I sorta know what that means you're so cool 🤩 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/2732 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── @user-246 same... I post about so many different types of things it's wild ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #21 fediverse/5836 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────── or, they could be laughing at me, where I can't see. ["shaking-my-head" emoji] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──┴───────────┘ --- #22 fediverse/6236 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── I legitimately think everyone in my life is just as cool as me they just... don't know how to know it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧───────────┘ --- #23 fediverse/2849 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── you, right now: "what the... who would doxx her." me, in 2 weeks: "what the... who would doxx me?" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #24 fediverse/3253 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── it's so weird how these days if you don't like someone you can exclude them from your social life entirely - like, wow... that hurts ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #25 fediverse/18 --- ═══════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────────────────── @user-25 this but for Reddit pls ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #26 fediverse/3649 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── *double tapping the star button because I want them to know I appreciate them but I don't want to clog up my "pinned for all time" section of this neat little website* ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #27 fediverse/4918 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────── I never get invited to the hell threads T.T ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────┴───────────┘ --- #28 fediverse/5162 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────── hey, do you wanna hang out sometime and do the things you usually do when you're alone? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════────────┴───────────┘ --- #29 messages/1544 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─── idk if everyone hates me or if I've just been great firewall'd or shadowbanned or cut off from the rest of the internet or whatever it is they're calling it these days. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧═════════──┘ --- #30 fediverse/5700 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────── it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┴───────────┘ --- #31 fediverse/5209 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────── fedi girls who end their posts with semicolons; ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────┴───────────┘ --- #32 messages/664 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── Part of the reason I like Reddit is because you can have multiple different conversations about the same topic at once. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────┴───────────┘ --- #33 fediverse/4334 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── @user-1663 who would you follow instead? don't tell me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┴───────────┘ |