=== ANCHOR POEM ===
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 this is me on the fediverse:
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=== SIMILARITY RANKED ===

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 the fediverse made me
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--- #3 fediverse/3014 ---
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 the part of me that thinks "woof I gotta stop posting on the fediverse" is not
 the part of me that posts on the fediverse.
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--- #4 fediverse/18 ---
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 @user-25 this but for Reddit pls
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 @user-1015 
 
 Meanwhile, this is me:
screenshot of a mastodon post by Ritz-Menardi@gabrilend@tech.lgbt number of tabs open: fifteen thousand number of tabs in regular use: five average distance between tabs: fifteen 
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 @user-883 
 
 but also it's the fediverse, it's the wild west, it's free to do however you
 decide to be. so don't worry too much about fitting in to anything, just be
 yourself ^_^
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 okay I really need to get going. It's too easy to scroll mastodon looking
 for... um, "memes"
On the plains, it's easier to pass through a large country than a small one. In forested or mountainous areas, the opposite is true - they are large, wild, and untamed, and thus difficult to get through. I am not personally prepared for violence, but that doesn't mean I won't tell you why to do it. Talk to veterans for tactics and discipline. Don't be worried, be *cautious*. Caution is actionable. To convert from worry to caution, think about what is within your zone of control. If you swim in the deep red sea, assume that all of your actions will be perceived 
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 @user-78 
 
 https://mastodon.social/@user-1752
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 @user-192 
 
 relatable... somehow
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 I don't have anyone to vent to but you, fedi
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 my fediverse posts are not campaign promises, and should not be received as
 things I will always continue to believe.
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 oh btw to the people trying to doxx me there's a picture of me in this
 profile, but you'll have to read a LOT to find it. On the way, see if you pick
 up anything interesting that you agree with. maybe you'll realize that we're
 on the same team, and should be working together.
 
 that's the dream, at least.
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 @user-562 @user-655 
 
 I relate to that...
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 whoops I'm unhinged
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 *there is nothing of value on the internet except catharsis*
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 Anyway here's what i came to say:
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 Oh, I guess I should change my profile pic. Right...
Your body adjusts to the motion you put it through. Your body is your temple, you live in your temple, and your temple is worthless without acolytes who tend to it. The temple is a nation, the nation is the people, and the people are the land. Tend to them and they will tend to you. Neglect them and they will struggle on - nourish them and they will grow. 
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 stole this from reddit
a screenshot of a twitter post where someone says in all caps "NO WAY GUYS..." there's a picture of a bisexual flag with the color codes displayed and they are from top to bottom: #b00b69, #a55ea7, and #1d1cc9 the letters spell out the words: "boob69", "ass eat", and "1 dick 9" 
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 @user-1074 
 
 that's okay, me neither
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 @user-1423 
 
 me too!!
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 @user-1268 
 
 especially their well informed political views
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 Story of my life...
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 found this on reddit
A series of illustrated portraits of women in various compared lifestyles, moments, decisions, body types, fashion choices, confident normalities, and other various constrasts. the captions alongside them say things like "this is a woman, this is also a woman" and showing a crucial connection they share in their common humanity. there's no difference between she and her, just two people living different lives. They are both worthy, they are both valid, and they should fear no retribution for being their truest form. the positivity and the joy inherent in the neutral yet confidently positive expressions of each face show a world where people are not valued based on cultural beliefs that a person has, but rather on their shared common humanity. 
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 this, but with my "ideas" or whatever
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 "hey you're cool, can I get your socials?"
 
 sure, I mostly post on the fediverse
 
 "what's that"
 
 oh, like... Mastodon
 
 "oh, no haha I meant like a real social media"
 
 ah. well I make comments on Reddit sometimes.
 
 *you make them sound like a jerk*
 
 no they're cool they're just misinformed. the fediverse is the future, or
 like, something like it, I'm sure. who wants to go back to capitalism? not me
 hehe
 
 ... I'm getting silly, gonna go to sleep.
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 @user-1074 ✊
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 sorry for the double post, had to redact things
a few poems on the left and a conversation between two lovers on the right. below is some writings on employment. 
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 things I almost posted
picture shows the mastodon client with many unfinished and unsent comments to various interesting threads that people have posted on the tech.lgbt server. there's too many to enumerate, these are just the ones that the author managed to write down. sometimes they cut off mid-sentence, sometimes they completely bounce around (as in, returned to the original point and completed it). these messages were generally unsent because the author could not remember *why* they had written them, which is why they were hesitant to post them. It felt like their agency had been overwritten, and they don't recall consent having been given. alas, that a server's community leaders (admins) could delete posts that they don't agree with. Why not give us the responsibility of our discretion? If we lose all our friends, time and time again, then clearly we're just desperate for attention. Clearly we're not evil, (please say we're not evil), but even if we are we want what is best for them. ... what oh yeah okay so I noticed some of my posts had been deleted, and all I could think of was that someone deleted them. Probably either me, in a state I don't remember, or some other person or organization. Everything I do is skywriting. I pour my heart out on my website, and some people read it. It's pretty neat. I've never really had someone say they "get it" though - there were a few for specific things I posted, usually on /r/shruglifesyndicate, but then reddit kinda destroyed their own home. oh wel 
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 no one on the internet knows I'm a dog
picture of message telling me to work on my private server : ( 
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 Okay, that should be enough to bury it for a while. Hope they don't see me on
 their feed.
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