=== ANCHOR POEM === ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ just finished eating brunch/linner. nachos aren't the most nutritious, but salsa's a vegetable right? ? ? in ~15 minutes I'm going to hop on my bike. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 fediverse/2782 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── ┌────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: food-mentioned │ └────────────────────────┘ @user-579 vegetables = nutrients? and oatmeal is a soup, right? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/2260 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ cookies or cheetos for dinner is better than nothing for dinner, but please eat your vegetables when you can. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/270 --- ════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-thought │ └──────────────────────┘ you know, you can add salsa to basically anything. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/751 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── went to costco, got a ton of delicious and nutritious food... yet I subsist on pickles >.> ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/686 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food │ └──────────────────────┘ Sauteed vegetables, my beloved ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/4452 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ trying to force down the last of my rice and beans before falling asleep... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┴───────────┘ --- #7 fediverse/2553 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: my favorite kind of tea is chamomile! │ └───────────────────────────────────────────┘ food-mentioned ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #8 fediverse/3656 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ they say you should always shop for groceries after a meal, so you don't buy the things you want to eat in that moment but instead the things you know in your heart to be good for you but I just always end up looking for desert ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #9 messages/663 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── "cheetos are not a healthy dinner!" my mother's voice echoes through my mind as I reach for my chopsticks ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────┴───────────┘ --- #10 fediverse/4438 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: personal-food-mentioned │ └─────────────────────────────┘ gonna take a nap and eat something besides trail mix. How is it already almost dark? Might have to save tomorrow for going to the park. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┴───────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/4251 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── @user-192 is it weird that I pictured a can of diced tomatoes from Costco sitting in a salad? strained of course juicy dressing 🥴 [self indulgent writing, apologies] ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┴───────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/3539 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: disordered-eating-food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-192 Good point it's sooooooo salty I have fond memories of eating a spoonful of that instead of making food back in college because... hey, it's got vegetables in it, right? turns out it's mostly just salt with flavor ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/5010 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────── woke up, making breakfast, gonna walk soon, ttyl ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────┴───────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/1917 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ Try and eat as many different colors of vegetables as you can, as often as you can. drinking cool clean water is bliss, savor that moment ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #15 fediverse/2882 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: disordered-eating │ └───────────────────────┘ in regards to my food habits, PLEASE do as I say, not as I do. for your own sake. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/1722 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ harsh lessons of adulthood - sometimes food is not eaten for the taste, but rather for how it will make you feel slightly better in the next few days. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/3813 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: food │ └──────────────────────┘ @user-1259 not to pizza since I don't usually eat those, but I do to other frozen / pre-cooked foods!! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/4631 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ "I swear this queso fundido wasn't green when I bought it four hours ago" eh I'm still hungry, hope I'm okay tomorrow ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────┴───────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/2375 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ Rice and lentils for breakfast takes ~30 minutes to cook... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/1895 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: C-programming-and-alcohol-mentioned │ └─────────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-1074 yeah drinking's overrated. I know I'd rather eat a home-cooked meal any day. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #21 fediverse/1377 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ servings per container: 4 daily dosage of sodium per serving: 25% number of containers eaten by me in one sitting: 2 tallied up, I've eaten twice as much salt as I should, in one meal. Ooops. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #22 fediverse/3166 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ I'm one of those weirdos who likes hot sauce more for the "sauce" than the "hot" ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #23 fediverse/6301 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── @user-1921 va! va! I'm hungry! guess I'll go feed myself! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧───────────┘ --- #24 fediverse/3343 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned-cursing-mentioned │ └──────────────────────────────────────┘ Cholula brand tm hotsauce? don't you mean the "I fucked up while cooking and want to still eat it" sauce? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #25 fediverse/2205 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ Cooking with a recipe? That thing that I'm definitely going to forget? Whatever would I do that for? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #26 fediverse/2294 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ Vegetables are delicious! There's lots of nutrients. However vegetables, while can be eaten raw, are much more useful for your body molecularly if you cook them first. I think it breaks down the cellular walls so that your body can digest the juicy tasty nutrients locked within. Vegetables also don't have calories, that you get from things with vitality. You are what you eat, and sometimes if you need it you might want to try meat. Me? I'm a vegetarian, that's why I'm so skinny! Carnivores have it so easy, I have to eat about 2x as much rice-and-beans by weight. At least I'm not vegan - I can supplement with fats like butter and cooking oil, which are useful when combined with nutrients, as they allow your body to store them for later. Just make sure you eat enough calories which are energy for your body, otherwise it won't have the chemical energy to store said nutrients in your latent fat cells. Like, building up a pantry, or a squirrel saving nuts for winter. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #27 messages/1362 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────── I get like this when I'm hungry. I've had two handfuls of nuts, two slices of pizza, and a plate of tofu and vegetables in the past 3 days. It's not nothing, but i am hungry. Oh and a spoonful of peanut butter with some ABV mixed in, because why not be stoned if you're just sitting around waiting for time to pass? "what are you waiting for?" I dunno, my fingers to fall off I guess. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧════───────┘ --- #28 fediverse/3459 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ my two favorite foods are amino acids and proteins!! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #29 fediverse/2781 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── ┌──────────────────────┐ │ CW: food-mentioned │ └──────────────────────┘ OH NO I'm out of dehydrated vegetable soup mix. However shall I make oatmeal now? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #30 fediverse/5777 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────── ... I should ride my bike tomorrow. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───┴───────────┘ --- #31 fediverse/1955 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── I like cooking at home because I can just double each recipe and think about food half as often. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #32 messages/656 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── ... I'm going to sit in bed and eat cheetos all day. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┴───────────┘ --- #33 fediverse/2587 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── gonna put on sunscreen, brush my hair and teeth, and then hop on my bike. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ |