=== ANCHOR POEM === ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── I have bad teeth, but I smile anyway, because I want you to like me, but not for my teeth. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ === SIMILARITY RANKED === --- #1 messages/925 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────── but also, somehow, the coolest, kindest person you know. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┴───────────┘ --- #2 fediverse/5416 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────── if you aren't rude, or bothersome, or excessively boring, you can pretty much be my friend forever. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────┴───────────┘ --- #3 fediverse/130 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────────── there is nothing about you that is worse than me. and I'm perfect! ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #4 fediverse/732 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── @user-191 teehee I know a girl like that ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #5 fediverse/3926 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────── @user-1605 be yourself? don't sweat it ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #6 fediverse/1731 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── @user-1037 I've only ever had good friends. : ) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #7 messages/1296 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────── who do I want? the coolest people around. who do I want? everyone else. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧════───────┘ --- #8 messages/585 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── I respect people who are kind ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #9 messages/1493 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────── Okay, well, one of them likes me. : ) ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧═════──────┘ --- #10 fediverse/2939 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── "you look like a mess who can't take care of herself" oh haha that's because I'm a mess who can't take care of herself ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #11 fediverse/5700 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────── it's okay if you hate me. Please don't have me and not tell me... ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════────┴───────────┘ --- #12 fediverse/592 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────────────── If you lived nextdoor, I would think about you every single day. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #13 fediverse/6236 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────── I legitimately think everyone in my life is just as cool as me they just... don't know how to know it. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧───────────┘ --- #14 fediverse/3356 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── @user-192 yeah. I don't, for I have but one face, so why bother 😋 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #15 messages/103 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────── *which is why I try to be as unique as I can. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #16 fediverse/3761 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────── *trust that your friends enjoy you* ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #17 fediverse/3075 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── @user-246 I have a lot to say. If there's no room for me, I'll make room. If they don't want me, they should say so, and break my heart a little bit. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #18 fediverse/1430 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────── if you don't like me anymore, and then you hide yourself from me instead of telling me, I'm going to spend the rest of my life wondering if you're still alive. It's a curse you bestow upon me, and it's worse than saying goodbye. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #19 fediverse/3367 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────── "I'm a waste of space and a worthless pile of garbage" - *the most beautiful, wonderful, and kind person you've ever met* ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #20 fediverse/4075 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── *maybe if I "be myself" so hard that there's nothing left to keep secret, they'll like me??* ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #21 fediverse/4326 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────── @user-1074 it's okay, be yourself ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────┴───────────┘ --- #22 fediverse/1132 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── @user-850 I very rarely turn down a hug : ) @user-5 ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #23 fediverse/1842 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── I could never live happily ever after if a single one of you could not ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #24 fediverse/1099 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌─────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: @-someone-who-doesn't-listen-/shrug │ └─────────────────────────────────────────┘ you opened up about your feelings so I started telling you mine. And apparently that's not a good thing to do when you're feeling negative things. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #25 messages/660 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────── Just because someone is nice to you doesn't mean they like you" is a very "dog" lesson to learn. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════════════════──────────────┴───────────┘ --- #26 messages/102 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────────────── They say that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, which is why there's nobody like me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #27 fediverse/1086 --- ════════════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: death-mentioned-mental-health │ └───────────────────────────────────┘ "I like you" neat "I don't like you" guess I'll die ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #28 fediverse/1989 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── I don't care who you are, but if others aren't fighting to be in your life, then do they really belong there? ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #29 fediverse/2607 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────────────────────────────────┐ │ CW: re: politics-fascism-sexual-assault-mentioned │ └───────────────────────────────────────────────────┘ @user-249 most people don't talk to me so either you're braver than most or I hit a common chord that you and I share ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #30 fediverse/3942 --- ══════════════════════════════════════════════════════───────────────────────────── ┌───────────────────────┐ │ CW: cursing-mentioned │ └───────────────────────┘ *who gives a shit what you look like* just work together for goodness sake ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #31 fediverse/86 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════──────────────────────────────────────────── Telling someone you love them is not the same as loving them. You could tell them the sky is blue, but why should they believe you? The sky is black. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧════════════════════════════───────────────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #32 fediverse/2103 --- ═════════════════════════════════════════════════────────────────────────────────── @user-192 You are dynamic and interesting and I enjoy hearing from you ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧══════════════════════════════════════─────────────────────┴───────────┘ --- #33 messages/1256 --- ═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════──────── I'm not like him. he's like me. ┌─────────┐ ┌───────────┐ │ similar │ chronological │ different │ ╘═════════╧═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╧════───────┘ |